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flippy
09-06-2011, 09:03 AM
1. Joe Flacco's unibrow won't allow him to ever win a SuperBowl

pittpete
09-06-2011, 09:12 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sENKnrVltu8/StR565r8lGI/AAAAAAAAAzg/hO9URzunX-I/s400/Picture+2.png

SteelerNation1
09-06-2011, 09:21 AM
2. Because LaMarr Woodley says so.

Notleadpoisoned
09-06-2011, 09:41 AM
3) Because the Ravens are basically just the old Cleveland Browns in drag.

Djfan
09-06-2011, 10:31 AM
4) Because they built their team on a murderer.

papillon
09-06-2011, 11:09 AM
2. Because LaMarr Woodley says so.

The contest is over; this is the winner. :tt2

:Bow :Bow

Pappy

siss
09-06-2011, 11:57 AM
5. Because we have Ben "Ravenkiller" Roethlisberger and they don't.

Jooser
09-06-2011, 12:00 PM
6. Because they always out-play the Steelers, then hand them the game.

sentinel33
09-06-2011, 12:25 PM
Because they made wholesale changes to their passing game during a strike-shortened season(idiots).

RuthlessBurgher
09-06-2011, 01:06 PM
8. Purple. Seriously...PURPLE?!?!

flippy
09-06-2011, 01:12 PM
9. Ray Lewis is overrated

RuthlessBurgher
09-06-2011, 01:13 PM
10. You don't name football teams after poems.

hawaiiansteel
09-06-2011, 01:21 PM
11) Because your team is actually from Cleveland.

http://storesense2.megawebservers.com/stores/h/HS2216/catalog/Picture%20506.jpg

SteelerNation1
09-06-2011, 01:25 PM
12. Because this... http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width/hash/01/cf/01cf6d92cc4cc996c461339fa2d35671.jpg

or

this...http://a.espncdn.com/media/motion/2009/0118/nfl_090118_CantMiss_Polamalu.jpg

will eventually happen in the 4th Q

RuthlessBurgher
09-06-2011, 01:36 PM
13. Because the only good thing to ever come of out Baltimore was "The Wire" which is of course about drugs, corruption, violence, and everything else essentially Baltimorian.

hawaiiansteel
09-06-2011, 01:40 PM
14) Because Baltimore makes Buffalo look like Paris.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50312_2222562333_6517_n.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
09-06-2011, 01:42 PM
15. When walking through the Inner Harbor, those aren't Crab Cakes that you smell.

hawaiiansteel
09-06-2011, 03:56 PM
16) Because their fans are so dumb they have to carry signs with them to remember their team's name...

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/0901/nfl.fans.divisional.playoffs/images/ravens-fan(2).jpg

insanesteelersfan
09-06-2011, 04:02 PM
17) Cause the " Ravens " go down FASTER then their fans :lol:

http://www.pitch.com/plog/archives/2011 ... -out-video (http://www.pitch.com/plog/archives/2011/08/22/kansas-city-chiefs-fan-knocks-baltimore-ravens-fan-the-f-out-video)

papillon
09-06-2011, 04:15 PM
17) Cause the " Ravens " go down FASTER then their fans :lol:

http://www.pitch.com/plog/archives/2011 ... -out-video (http://www.pitch.com/plog/archives/2011/08/22/kansas-city-chiefs-fan-knocks-baltimore-ravens-fan-the-f-out-video)

Whew, I didn't know where the "going down" comment was going. I was glad to see you meant get "knocked down" :Boobs

Pappy

fezziwig
09-06-2011, 04:52 PM
18. Because it's really what we thought when we first read number 17.

With all those jail birds on their team, you know some of them had to turn tricks in the big house.

flippy
09-06-2011, 05:55 PM
19. It is a violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt in Baltimore. $10 fine.

flippy
09-06-2011, 05:58 PM
20. People from Detroit are afraid to go to Baltimore.

hawaiiansteel
09-06-2011, 06:07 PM
21) because the Baltimore police force just doesn't make you feel safe...

http://www.eurthisnthat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dirty-cop-baltimore-daniel-g.-redd.jpghttp://img1-cdn.newser.com/square-image/123434-20110714091209/baltimore-carjacking-terron-white-mother-baby-jump-out-of-moving-car-during-police-chase.jpeg

BackwoodsSteeler
09-06-2011, 06:19 PM
22. Baltimore is low grade Cleveland.

hawaiiansteel
09-06-2011, 06:29 PM
23) even the people living in Baltimore aren't that happy about it...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MWZ0egpnQp4/TgCOLOcUJXI/AAAAAAAAECs/HuPSK37NYLM/s1600/HUGE%2BNEGRO%2BGANG.jpg

DukieBoy
09-06-2011, 07:09 PM
24) STD doesn't stand for "Standard" in Baltimore.

BackwoodsSteeler
09-06-2011, 07:19 PM
23) even the people living in Baltimore aren't that happy about it...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MWZ0egpnQp4/TgCOLOcUJXI/AAAAAAAAECs/HuPSK37NYLM/s1600/HUGE%2BNEGRO%2BGANG.jpg
That looks like a pic of all the guys burning the STD infected clothing of the women in Baltiwhore.

hawaiiansteel
09-06-2011, 08:23 PM
25) not even young children enjoy living in Baltimore...

http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/17543985/view/1/producttypecolor/1/type/png/width/280/height/280/smells-like-baltimore_design.png

isonator07
09-06-2011, 09:33 PM
26. Despite having an entire offseason to gather a draft plan....they still cant get their pick in within the allotted time period.

isonator07
09-06-2011, 09:40 PM
27. Because the Burger King guy has better hands then all their WR's.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8y4jINqgTWJBVLtlHgHZPf3ThaRLWA 3hLq06wefkseuLvw2P2eA

fezziwig
09-06-2011, 09:48 PM
28. Because the Pittsburgh Steelers are often copied but never duplicated.

insanesteelersfan
09-06-2011, 09:55 PM
28) Cause their " Purple Uniforms " make even their fellow State college teams uniforms ( Maryland Terrapins )...look GOOD :wft




http://photos.denverpost.com/mediacente ... niforms/#2 (http://photos.denverpost.com/mediacenter/2011/09/photos-the-maryland-terrapins-showcase-their-new-uniforms/#2)

isonator07
09-06-2011, 10:01 PM
30. Because this

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSVITzYGVXcc2_eWJmmHD3DhMTQMN-HdxNJMITr6S1Rj2VOoeqz

Can't stop this

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZy8FzKDxjie8Qp_MNSShbGdN2Lr3yt G9rPDwRsdt1CHpQamyvvw

hawaiiansteel
09-06-2011, 10:16 PM
31) because Ray Lewis looks so much better in other colors than purple.

http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/13440.gif

flippy
09-06-2011, 10:30 PM
32. John "I was glad we broke his nose" Harbaugh is a d-bag.

flippy
09-06-2011, 10:31 PM
33. Baltimore still reeks of Bart Scott.

hawaiiansteel
09-06-2011, 10:40 PM
34) because Ravens fans take after their coach and are big crybabies...

http://www.joncouture.com/DivFan01.jpg

flippy
09-06-2011, 10:43 PM
35. The term Ravens fans is an oxymoron and I suspect the one Ravens fan you do know is a moron.

DukieBoy
09-06-2011, 10:49 PM
36) Because they've never been weaned

DukieBoy
09-06-2011, 10:52 PM
37) One thumb up the other end, one thumb in the mouth

fordfixer
09-06-2011, 11:00 PM
38. Because they know it and don't change
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQM4Xp9qe8XN9dTqEQkV1uDuuSkAO_21-TTHzqSLb73k9GXuV2U

hawaiiansteel
09-06-2011, 11:00 PM
39) the reason why New Jersey has toxic waste sites and Baltimore has the Ravens is because New Jersey had first choice.

insanesteelersfan
09-06-2011, 11:10 PM
40) Cause the Maryland State Flower is named after a Chick...A Black-eyed Susan!! Although the funny thing....The pic link below of the Black-eyed Susan looks like a " Black & Gold Flower "


http://www.naturehills.com/images/produ ... trum_1.jpg (http://www.naturehills.com/images/productimages/black_eyed_susan_goldstrum_1.jpg)




And the State flower for Pittsburgh is a " Mountain Laurel "....and look what color it is below....funny Huh ?


http://www.dcnr.state.pa.us/forestry/im ... rel_02.jpg (http://www.dcnr.state.pa.us/forestry/images/moutainlaurel_02.jpg)

Flasteel
09-06-2011, 11:18 PM
41. Karma

http://www.sportssteve.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/MayflowerColtslLeave1984.jpg


http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/246/170/modell_display_image.jpg?1275577959

DukieBoy
09-06-2011, 11:35 PM
42) Where sewage is viewed as a renewable resource

hawaiiansteel
09-07-2011, 12:02 AM
43) the difference between the Ravens and Steelers is five Lombardies.

http://i53.tinypic.com/13ym8m8.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
09-07-2011, 12:27 AM
44. "Nevermore" is the correct answer to when the Ravens will return to the Super Bowl.

plainnasty
09-07-2011, 12:35 AM
45. In the last 7 years, even Cincinnati has won more division titles than the Ravens.

hawaiiansteel
09-07-2011, 12:37 AM
45) Terrell Suggs and Ray Lewis are in a car. Who's driving?

A Cop.

http://alexanderjmasson.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/ray-lewis.jpg?w=300&h=226http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50293_2202005563_8036_n.jpg

DHSF
09-07-2011, 01:33 AM
46) Because cold hard steel can take out a dirty bird any day of the week.

hawaiiansteel
09-07-2011, 01:53 AM
47) because a drug ring in Baltimore is another name for a Ravens' huddle...

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/1007/3792550_200X150.jpg

fordfixer
09-07-2011, 07:26 AM
48. This is the sign they see leaving the locker room
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFeAO6S2A4aCZWIslA07_HYdYG9m6QQ r9pBa15oUHY7Z2h4Uq7rg

Jooser
09-07-2011, 09:32 AM
19. It is a violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt in Baltimore. $10 fine.

Cuz you might get tetanus. Health concerns Flip.

Jooser
09-07-2011, 09:36 AM
49. Their Best is never good enough....

flippy
09-07-2011, 09:40 AM
50. Because the Blindside can play the Blindside

flippy
09-07-2011, 09:41 AM
51. Because they have a bounty on Ward, but it seems like Ward's the only one to ever deliver a knockout blow

flippy
09-07-2011, 12:26 PM
52. Lonbull can't even come up with a tasty Ratbird stew recipe.

RuthlessBurgher
09-07-2011, 01:20 PM
53. John Harbaugh is surpassed in smugness only by Brian Billick.

flippy
09-07-2011, 01:39 PM
54. Harbaugh simply cannot beat the Steelers

Slapstick
09-07-2011, 02:52 PM
55. Because we can all think of way more than 101 reasons.

Notleadpoisoned
09-07-2011, 03:11 PM
56) Because both the Ravens and Orioles were once known as the Browns.

BackwoodsSteeler
09-07-2011, 05:23 PM
57. Because being around someone from Baltiwhore is like smelling your fingers after wipping your a ss...both are a bad idea and both smell like s h it.

RuthlessBurgher
09-07-2011, 06:23 PM
58. You can take the team out of Cleveland, but you can't take the suck out of the team.

:ratsuck

hawaiiansteel
09-07-2011, 06:57 PM
59) because when you're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry lion and a Baltimore Ravens fan and you have a gun with only two bullets you should shoot the Ravens fan…twice.

SteelerNation1
09-07-2011, 08:46 PM
60.) Because Ben can beat them on the road, at night, with a broken nose, and a broken foot

flippy
09-07-2011, 09:32 PM
61. If Indy offered the Colts back to Baltimore, not only would fezziwig's wife's cousin welcome them back with open arms, he'd also be their #1 fan.

flippy
09-07-2011, 09:35 PM
62. Art Modell offered the Cleveland Browns to every other city in America and Baltimore was the only city that would take them.

fezziwig
09-07-2011, 11:52 PM
62. Art Modell offered the Cleveland Browns to every other city in America and Baltimore was the only city that would take them.



Flippy, this is the best one yet

hawaiiansteel
09-08-2011, 12:04 AM
63) because Baltimore has a history of their sports teams wearing ugly uniforms...

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_mlb_experts__61/ept_sports_mlb_experts-50960341-1281793862.jpg?ymGNDnDDGMrqpqDS

fezziwig
09-08-2011, 12:17 AM
Orioles,,,,,,Ravens,,,,,, that city is for the birds.

hawaiiansteel
09-08-2011, 12:36 AM
65) because pouty crybabies like this are Ravens' fans:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JgiHU0bZ28Y/SUXS9E7_BgI/AAAAAAAABYU/LjmvCjBG8a4/s400/Baltimore+Fan.jpg

sentinel33
09-08-2011, 02:35 PM
66...Because everything sucks in Baltimore

flippy
09-08-2011, 02:44 PM
67. Baltimore residents have a 1 in 64 chance of being the victim of a violent crime and a 1 in 20 chance of having property stolen.

flippy
09-08-2011, 02:45 PM
68. In fairness to Baltimore, it's safer than 6% of the cities in the US.

flippy
09-08-2011, 02:48 PM
69. Over 2000 people in Baltimore got traffic tickets signed by a dead guy.
http://www.wbaltv.com/r/26821379/detail.html

insanesteelersfan
09-08-2011, 02:52 PM
70) Cause their Politicians are as BIG of criminals as their football players....


" From Wikipedia "

Sheila Dixon became the first female mayor of Baltimore on January 17, 2007. As the former City Council President, she assumed the office of Mayor when former Mayor Martin O'Malley took office as Governor of Maryland.[105] On November 6, 2007, Dixon won the Baltimore mayoral election.

Mayor Dixon's administration ended less than three years after her election, the result of a criminal investigation that began in 2006 while she was still City Council President. She was convicted on a single misdemeanor charge of embezzlement on December 1, 2009. A month later, Dixon made an Alford plea to a perjury charge and agreed to resign from office.[106][107] Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, who was City Council President at that time, assumed the office of Mayor on February 4, 2010, when Dixon's resignation became effective.[108]

BackwoodsSteeler
09-08-2011, 03:55 PM
71. There once was a boy from Baltimore
who went to the city to find a score
but when he got her back
and looked at her crack
he founds balls and not a front door.

hawaiiansteel
09-08-2011, 04:01 PM
71. There once was a boy from Baltimore
who went to the city to find a score
but when he got her back
and looked at her crack
he founds balls and not a front door.

:D :D

SteelerNation1
09-09-2011, 01:09 PM
72. :ratsuck :ratsuck :ratsuck
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SteelerNation1
09-09-2011, 01:09 PM
72. :ratsuck :ratsuck :ratsuck
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Damn, tried to make a 7 out out rats suck image

insanesteelersfan
09-09-2011, 01:21 PM
73) This Sunday is Ed Reed's Birthday. And he will be too Hung over from Saturday night to cover anyone of our WR's :Cheers :nono :ratsuck

hawaiiansteel
09-09-2011, 01:49 PM
74) Baltimore Ravens fans aren't very nice people... :ratsuck

http://www.thegrio.com/assets_c/2009/09/teen-thumb-400xauto-4306.jpg

insanesteelersfan
09-09-2011, 02:03 PM
75) Some " Famous people from Pittsburgh! "

1) Holly Hunter ( Oscar winner )
2) Shirley Jones ( Oscar winner )
3) Frances Mcdormond ( Oscar winner )
4) F.Murray Abraham ( Oscar winner )
5) Gene Kelly ( Oscar winner )


Not to mention even....


6) George A Romero ( The man who INVENTED " Zombies :Clap )
7) David O.Selznick ( Greatest Movie Producer of All time )
8) Charles Bronson ( Toughest S.O.B of ALL Time :Beer )



And Baltimores most FAMOUS person...?


The Hoffster :Clap :Clap :Clap You go David! :Beer :Beer :Beer :Beer



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkGUI4bnQbQ

hawaiiansteel
09-09-2011, 06:15 PM
76) even Baltimore's children know it's not a clean city...

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/features/green/2901551181_e5b2bdaa0a-thumb.jpg

fordfixer
09-11-2011, 12:23 AM
77. they can't count to 6

11 Reasons to Hate the Pittsburgh Steelers

Before last year's playoffs, our crack staff at Patch came up with 10 reasons to hate the Pittsburgh Steelers. After the Ravens' 31-24 playoff loss to Pittsbugh we've got one more.

By Ron Cassie
Email the author
September 10, 2011
http://essex.patch.com/articles/11-reas ... h-steelers (http://essex.patch.com/articles/11-reasons-to-hate-the-pittsburgh-steelers)

With the Ravens taking on their archrival at home in Baltimore Sunday at 1 p.m., we again present the top 10 reasons (plus one) to hate the Pittsburgh Steelers:

Here goes:

1. Steely McBeam: As one blogger put it, the mascot looks like the deranged offspring of Bill Cowher and Marge Simpson. Two years ago, one of the men who hired to play the mascot was arrested on charges of D.U.I. He had a blood alcohol level of .166 after running a red light. Then McBeam, according to a report in the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, complained the ground wasn’t level after failing the walk-and-turn test three times. Just like a Steeler to make excuses.

Oh, and McBeam was apparently unable to verify his correct address. Heinz Field, right McBeam?

2. Ben Roethlisberger: “Big Ben,” of course, often seems to have the brains of a mascot off the field. Several summers ago, the Pittsburgh quarterback hit a car with his motorcycle, which he was operating without a valid Pennsylvania motorcycle license—or helmet. Of course, that behavior just hurt Roethlisberger.

The quarterback was suspended for six games at the start of 2010 season by the NFL for violating the league’s personal conduct policy after being accused of sexual assault by a 20-year-old college student.

3. Steroids: All those Super Bowl rings in the 1970s? Remember those Steeler linemen with the tight, short sleeves and huge guns. Hmmm. Among others, Steeler center Mike Webster admitted using steroids. So, did tackle Steve Furness and guard Steve Courson.

Jim Haslett, then coach of the New Orleans Saints, admitted to experimenting with steroids as a Buffalo linebacker, and has said the use of those drugs among NFL players started with the Steelers.

4. Terrible Towel: Created in 1975 prior to a playoff game against the Baltimore Colts at behest of the Steelers’ flagship radio executives looking for a gimmick to increase sales. According to the story, Steelers’ announcer Myron Cope went along with the ploy after first protesting against a “gimmick,” to create fan interest. Cope was promised a bonus—if he came up with something that took hold. The rest is misery, as they say.

5. Terry Bradshaw: Overrated quarterback bouyed by some of the best defensive squads ever and a great running attack. Career passer rating: 70.9. Career completion percentage: 51.9 percent. Threw two more career touchdown passes than interceptions. Embarrassing singing and acting career, not to mention broadcast work—wash out anything accomplished on the gridiron.

4. Six-Purgh: Soooo clever. Pittsburgh has won six championships. Got it. Baltimore has four—the 1958, 1959 and 1970 Colts, and the 2000 Ravens. Remember, the Steelers’ won one Super Bowl because Cowboys’ tight end Jackie Smith dropped a wide-open touchdown pass in the end zone. And in another, they squeaked past the Arizona Cardinals. Pittsburgh, which started playing in 1933, also has about 25 more football seasons under its belt, including the years after the NFL allowed Bob Irsay to steal the Colts.

7. Steeler bars in Maryland: If Pittsburgh’s so great, why do Steelers fans keep moving to Maryland? Pittsburgh’s population has fallen from a peak of about 675,000 to a little over 300,000. I’ve been to Pittsburgh and there aren’t any Baltimore sports bars there. Who wants to live in an abandoned town in the Midwest? Meanwhile, so many Steelers fans have moved to Baltimore, they’ve got their own sports bar at the Purple Goose (Oh, the irony in that name), and 19 in Maryland overall, according to http://www.steelerbars.com.

Go home!

8. Hines Ward: The Steelers’ wide receiver was voted the dirtiest player in the NFL in a 2009 poll of 296 players. Ward received 11.9 percent of the vote, nearly double that of his closest peers, Albert Haynesworth and Joey Porter (a former Steeler), who garnered 6 percent each. No Ravens made the Top 10, but Polamalu (Reason No. 9 to Hate the Pittsburgh Steelers) came in at, that's right, No. 9. Not enough? Ward was arrested for DUI in DeKalb County Georgia in July.

9. Troy Polamalu: The Pittsburgh strong safety is a great player and seems like a nice guy off the field. Fine. But his Head & Shoulders shampoo T.V. ads are beyond stupid— worse than even Ray Lewis’ Old Spice commercial. C’mon, a football player whose hair is insured with Lloyd’s of London?

10. Yinzers: Baltimore vs. Pittsburgh is also a battle of two of the most peculiar dialects in the U.S. We’re Bawlmer, right? We’re the ‘hon'-belt. Original Charm City. In Pittsburgh, they don't say “you guys," they say, "yinz." Local blue collar fans are known as "yinzers." For real. They pronounce their all vowels flat, like “dahn-tahn, for “downtown,” as one Cincinnati Bengal blogger explained it perfectly. And Pittsburghers say "pop" instead of soda. Not soda pop, just "pop" –which proves they don’t know if they belong in Pennsylvania (eastern state) or Ohio (midwestern state).

Just listening to former Pittsburgh head coach Bill Cowher and University of Pittsburgh graduate Dan Marino every weekend should be enough to make any self-respecting Baltimore Ravens fan sick.

11. Phantom Holding Call on Ladarius Webb's TD Return. After the Steelers grabbed the momentum in last year's AFC playoff game against the Ravens, going ahead for the first time at 24-21, Ravens return man Ladarius Webb responded with a TD punt return. However, Webb's great run was called back by a phantom holding penalty by a referee. Bogus hometown call for the Steelers playing in front of their crowd.

fordfixer
09-11-2011, 12:25 AM
78. they can only think of 11 reasons to hate the Steelers
11 Reasons to Hate the Pittsburgh Steelers

Before last year's playoffs, our crack staff at Patch came up with 10 reasons to hate the Pittsburgh Steelers. After the Ravens' 31-24 playoff loss to Pittsbugh we've got one more.

By Ron Cassie
Email the author
September 10, 2011
http://essex.patch.com/articles/11-reas ... h-steelers (http://essex.patch.com/articles/11-reasons-to-hate-the-pittsburgh-steelers)

With the Ravens taking on their archrival at home in Baltimore Sunday at 1 p.m., we again present the top 10 reasons (plus one) to hate the Pittsburgh Steelers:

Here goes:

1. Steely McBeam: As one blogger put it, the mascot looks like the deranged offspring of Bill Cowher and Marge Simpson. Two years ago, one of the men who hired to play the mascot was arrested on charges of D.U.I. He had a blood alcohol level of .166 after running a red light. Then McBeam, according to a report in the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, complained the ground wasn’t level after failing the walk-and-turn test three times. Just like a Steeler to make excuses.

Oh, and McBeam was apparently unable to verify his correct address. Heinz Field, right McBeam?

2. Ben Roethlisberger: “Big Ben,” of course, often seems to have the brains of a mascot off the field. Several summers ago, the Pittsburgh quarterback hit a car with his motorcycle, which he was operating without a valid Pennsylvania motorcycle license—or helmet. Of course, that behavior just hurt Roethlisberger.

The quarterback was suspended for six games at the start of 2010 season by the NFL for violating the league’s personal conduct policy after being accused of sexual assault by a 20-year-old college student.

3. Steroids: All those Super Bowl rings in the 1970s? Remember those Steeler linemen with the tight, short sleeves and huge guns. Hmmm. Among others, Steeler center Mike Webster admitted using steroids. So, did tackle Steve Furness and guard Steve Courson.

Jim Haslett, then coach of the New Orleans Saints, admitted to experimenting with steroids as a Buffalo linebacker, and has said the use of those drugs among NFL players started with the Steelers.

4. Terrible Towel: Created in 1975 prior to a playoff game against the Baltimore Colts at behest of the Steelers’ flagship radio executives looking for a gimmick to increase sales. According to the story, Steelers’ announcer Myron Cope went along with the ploy after first protesting against a “gimmick,” to create fan interest. Cope was promised a bonus—if he came up with something that took hold. The rest is misery, as they say.

5. Terry Bradshaw: Overrated quarterback bouyed by some of the best defensive squads ever and a great running attack. Career passer rating: 70.9. Career completion percentage: 51.9 percent. Threw two more career touchdown passes than interceptions. Embarrassing singing and acting career, not to mention broadcast work—wash out anything accomplished on the gridiron.

4. Six-Purgh: Soooo clever. Pittsburgh has won six championships. Got it. Baltimore has four—the 1958, 1959 and 1970 Colts, and the 2000 Ravens. Remember, the Steelers’ won one Super Bowl because Cowboys’ tight end Jackie Smith dropped a wide-open touchdown pass in the end zone. And in another, they squeaked past the Arizona Cardinals. Pittsburgh, which started playing in 1933, also has about 25 more football seasons under its belt, including the years after the NFL allowed Bob Irsay to steal the Colts.

7. Steeler bars in Maryland: If Pittsburgh’s so great, why do Steelers fans keep moving to Maryland? Pittsburgh’s population has fallen from a peak of about 675,000 to a little over 300,000. I’ve been to Pittsburgh and there aren’t any Baltimore sports bars there. Who wants to live in an abandoned town in the Midwest? Meanwhile, so many Steelers fans have moved to Baltimore, they’ve got their own sports bar at the Purple Goose (Oh, the irony in that name), and 19 in Maryland overall, according to www.steelerbars.com (http://www.steelerbars.com).

Go home!

8. Hines Ward: The Steelers’ wide receiver was voted the dirtiest player in the NFL in a 2009 poll of 296 players. Ward received 11.9 percent of the vote, nearly double that of his closest peers, Albert Haynesworth and Joey Porter (a former Steeler), who garnered 6 percent each. No Ravens made the Top 10, but Polamalu (Reason No. 9 to Hate the Pittsburgh Steelers) came in at, that's right, No. 9. Not enough? Ward was arrested for DUI in DeKalb County Georgia in July.

9. Troy Polamalu: The Pittsburgh strong safety is a great player and seems like a nice guy off the field. Fine. But his Head & Shoulders shampoo T.V. ads are beyond stupid— worse than even Ray Lewis’ Old Spice commercial. C’mon, a football player whose hair is insured with Lloyd’s of London?

10. Yinzers: Baltimore vs. Pittsburgh is also a battle of two of the most peculiar dialects in the U.S. We’re Bawlmer, right? We’re the ‘hon'-belt. Original Charm City. In Pittsburgh, they don't say “you guys," they say, "yinz." Local blue collar fans are known as "yinzers." For real. They pronounce their all vowels flat, like “dahn-tahn, for “downtown,” as one Cincinnati Bengal blogger explained it perfectly. And Pittsburghers say "pop" instead of soda. Not soda pop, just "pop" –which proves they don’t know if they belong in Pennsylvania (eastern state) or Ohio (midwestern state).

Just listening to former Pittsburgh head coach Bill Cowher and University of Pittsburgh graduate Dan Marino every weekend should be enough to make any self-respecting Baltimore Ravens fan sick.

11. Phantom Holding Call on Ladarius Webb's TD Return. After the Steelers grabbed the momentum in last year's AFC playoff game against the Ravens, going ahead for the first time at 24-21, Ravens return man Ladarius Webb responded with a TD punt return. However, Webb's great run was called back by a phantom holding penalty by a referee. Bogus hometown call for the Steelers playing in front of their crowd.

hawaiiansteel
09-11-2011, 12:31 AM
79) because Michael Oher often forgets the correct snap count...

http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp60/nestminder/offsides.jpg

insanesteelersfan
09-11-2011, 12:50 AM
80) They suck cause Baltimores own " Hannibal Lecter " says....He wouldn't
eat Ray Lewis with a 10 foot.....Fork :lol:

Djfan
09-11-2011, 08:12 AM
81) Because Ed Reed is one ugly human being.

RuthlessBurgher
09-11-2011, 09:27 AM
81) Because Ed Reed is one ugly human being.

82. And Terrell Suggs is even uglier...

http://img0.yardbarker.com/media/d/9/d9a731bed70e82a67a503a908c81e9063b644e53/medium/Ravens_Terrell_Suggs_73c1.jpg?stamp=1314817370
http://www.blogcdn.com/nfl.fanhouse.com/media/2008/10/terrell-suggs-102208.jpg

flippy
09-11-2011, 10:21 AM
83. They cut James Harrison
84. Lamar Woodley says so
85. Ray Lewis is old
86. Ray Lewis face paint is gay
87. They're changing their tone and saying they respect the Steelers....BS, they're scared
88. Hines Ward hunting season starts this afternoon
89. They don't have the reigning DMVP in Troy
90. They don't have the next DMVP in Timmons
91. They have no Renegade
92. This week's their SuperBowl
93. They aren't owned by the Rooneys
94. God doesnt like them
95. They don't draft like we do
96. They don't get the FAs we do
97. They don't have coaches like we do
98. They don't win SuperBowls like we do
99. They don't have fans like we do
100. They don't have Terrible Towels
101. The Ravens are simply a bunch of douchers