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flippy
08-13-2011, 07:52 PM
Last night's chat brought a little silliness and humor out of some folks - whether it was the ice cold refreshing adult beverages for some, the multiple diet orange sunkists for Flippy, or just RuthlessBurger being RuthlessBurger.

So the challenge for everyone is this - can you create a mathematical formula out of all things Steelers and dazzle us with you wit?

Last night's finest came from RuthlessBurger:

Santonio Holmes + Maurkice Pouncey + Mike Pouncey = The Doobie Brothers

Who's gonna top that?

I'll give it a shot or 2, but I'm gonna have a hard time topping RB.

flippy
08-13-2011, 07:53 PM
I got one for my boy hawaiian:

Ike Taylor + Bullet Bill Dudley = Swaggin Both Ways

hawaiiansteel
08-13-2011, 08:10 PM
I got one for my boy hawaiian:

Ike Taylor + Bullet Bill Dudley = Swaggin Both Ways

:Cheers

Ike Taylor + Natalie Portman =

http://www.egotripland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/BlackSwag1.jpg

Flasteel
08-13-2011, 08:19 PM
Troy Polamalu + Bill Cowher = Hairspray

RuthlessBurgher
08-13-2011, 09:04 PM
There were a few others posted on chat last night as well.

If I recall correctly...

Big Play Willie Gay + Ike Taylor + Antonio Brown + Willie Colon = Big Gay Swaggin Brown Colon

Greg Warren + Willie Colon = Hike Colonic

Santonio Holmes + Willie Colon = High Colonic

RuthlessBurgher
08-13-2011, 09:15 PM
Putting your DIXON someone's COLON is pretty GAY. You end up with your JOHNSON covered in BROWN CLAY, unless your partner ate a lot spinach that day, in which case, you can expect GREENWOOD instead (I'd be so embarrassed by that...I'd probably blush so much I'd look like a BRIGHT REDMAN). On the other hand, there is a JOLLY GRAY-haired coach named RYAN who wears IVY colored clothing on the sidelines that would prefer a FOOTE even MOORE than a WILLIE.

flippy
08-13-2011, 09:17 PM
Putting your DIXON someone's COLON is pretty GAY. You end up with your JOHNSON covered in BROWN CLAY, unless your partner ate a lot spinach that day, in which case, you can expect GREENWOOD instead (I'd be so embarrassed by that...I'd probably blush so much I'd look like a BRIGHT REDMAN). On the other hand, there is a JOLLY GRAY-haired coach named RYAN who wears IVY colored clothing on the sidelines that would prefer a FOOTE even MOORE than a WILLIE.

Bravo :Bow

flippy
08-13-2011, 09:21 PM
Deebo + Ward = Dirty Dancing

flippy
08-13-2011, 09:23 PM
Lombardi #7 + Mario Harvey + Mike and Maurkice Pouncey = Super Mario Brothers

RuthlessBurgher
08-13-2011, 09:27 PM
Lombardi #7 + Mario Harvey + Mike and Maurkice Pouncey = Super Mario Brothers

I like it...you could have also arrived at the same result with Lemieux bringing the Winter Classic to Heinz Field plus the Pounceys.

flippy
08-13-2011, 09:33 PM
Lombardi #7 + Mario Harvey + Mike and Maurkice Pouncey = Super Mario Brothers

I like it...you could have also arrived at the same result with Lemieux bringing the Winter Classic to Heinz Field plus the Pounceys.

Doh! You clearly got the bonus points for the more elegant proof.

flippy
08-13-2011, 09:34 PM
Santonio + Deebo = Chronic Back Pain

RuthlessBurgher
08-13-2011, 09:39 PM
Santonio + Deebo = Chronic Back Pain

:lol:

Or a chronic pain in Goodell's @$$ for that matter!

RuthlessBurgher
08-13-2011, 09:42 PM
Holmes, S. + Blount, M. + Stone, D. = Department of Redundancy Department

flippy
08-13-2011, 09:58 PM
Antwaan Randle El + Mike Tomlin's alma mater + Troy P's injury = El (William and) Mary achi(lles tendon) = El Mariachi

DukieBoy
08-13-2011, 11:17 PM
(L.C.) Green wood (Fred) Small = A Leprechaun's equipment.

Complete list of all-time Steelers here for anyone who has time on their hands:


http://news.steelers.com/MediaContent/2 ... _92992.pdf (http://news.steelers.com/MediaContent/2008/08/07/08/All_Time_Roster_Name_92992.pdf)

hawaiiansteel
08-13-2011, 11:24 PM
D!ck LeBeau + Ryan Clark = D!ck Clark

http://www.pictureperfecthideaway.com/dick-clark-2.jpg

hawaiiansteel
08-14-2011, 12:27 AM
Larry Foote + Toe-ny Hills = an excited Rex Ryan

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6GNud_Xw2wU/TWvsRx4RsEI/AAAAAAAABIs/o2_vlsQXsxI/s1600/Feet.jpghttp://blogs.thescore.com/nfl/files/2010/12/rex-ryan-toes.jpg

DukieBoy
08-14-2011, 12:58 AM
And then there is ...

Rod Rust

or

D!ck Shiner ...

no equation needed.

flippy
08-14-2011, 10:27 AM
Najeh davenport + Cleveland browns = poop stain

Discipline of Steel
08-14-2011, 11:52 AM
Brady + Bettis = Metro Bus

Crosby + Lambert = Kid Dracula

Art + Goodell = Chief Pantywaste

NFL + Goodell < NFL - Goodell

NFL + Goodell = NFL - Intimidation

Goodell = :loser

Whoops, did I get off topic?

flippy
08-15-2011, 12:36 AM
Brady + Bettis = Metro Bus

Crosby + Lambert = Kid Dracula

Art + Goodell = Chief Pantywaste

NFL + Goodell < NFL - Goodell

NFL + Goodell = NFL - Intimidation

Goodell = :loser

Whoops, did I get off topic?

'<' and '-' are taking this to a new level :)

Before you know it, RB's gonna drop a Pouncey squared.

Max Starks x too many pies (3.1415...) = Released