View Full Version : So these three Texans die and get to Heaven ...

11-09-2010, 08:55 PM
... Turns out they got there towards the end of the evening, so St. Peter says that Albert Einstein can show them around a bit tonight, and the Big Guy will give them the formal tour in the morning.

Einstein asks the first Texan, Billy Bob, what his IQ was, and Billy Bob answers, "146". "Awesome,", says Einstein, "we can discuss the theory of relativity and then maybe you can help me out with my unified field theory...".

Einstein asks the 2nd guy, Slim, what his IQ was, "110", says Slim. "Great," says Einstein, "we can talk about math a bit, then we can look at the heavens together through my telescope".

Einsteins asks the 3rd guy, "Bubba", what his IQ was. "56", says Bubba.

"How 'bout them Cowboys!", says Einstein!


11-09-2010, 09:14 PM

11-09-2010, 10:34 PM
Let me guess. The third guy was Wade Philips?

Seriously, Wade is a nice guy. But I couldn't resist.

stlrz d
11-09-2010, 11:05 PM
Friends don't let friends tell "insert team here" jokes.

Just sayin'.