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10-04-2010, 11:07 PM

10-05-2010, 11:01 AM
That last cocktail had to have been for the girl in the group, right? Nope. It was Lardarius Webb’s Cotton Candy Cosmopolitan. I might have to change my fantasy team’s name to that. How can any man, let alone a professional FOOTBALL player allow the words “I’ll have a cotton candy cosmopolitan” to form in his brain, be phrased with voice, tongue and lips, and enter the ears of a soon-to-be-hysterically-laughing individual?

A Cotton Candy Cosmo. It’s so gay, it’s almost homophobic. I had to research what was actually in one of these cock(hungry)tails


-1 1/2 oz vodka

-1/2 oz X-rated fusion liqueur

-1 oz cranberry juice

-Pink cotton candy

-6 1/2 gallons Lance Bass’ semen

-A dash of glitter

-Serve chilled, and in front of this week’s episode of Glee

:lol: This has to be on Lonbull's thread the next time we play the Ravens.