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Crash
08-04-2010, 03:41 PM
If this is true? It's all about PR and perception, right?

http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre ... love-story (http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-a-love-story)

Crash
08-04-2010, 03:51 PM
Hell even if it isn't true Favre should sit. He was accused.

stlrz d
08-04-2010, 11:27 PM
Heck no...he's just havin' fun out there!

RuthlessBurgher
08-04-2010, 11:57 PM
Favre is a greybeard (he is literally a grandfather).

But our QB may have some grey parts as well.

I'm only posting this because it is funny.

I'm not trying to pile on more Ben sex allegation talk.

After all, training camp is here now, and there is actual football to talk about.

It's still funny, though.

http://deadspin.com/5520027/a-new-big-ben-exposure-story-he-had-a-gray-penis


Plenty of ladies these days have a story about unwanted exposure to Ben Roethlisberger's penis. Here's an account we received from reader Running Man Territory Dan. It's unverified and possibly totally fabricated. Still, A GRAY PENIS?!

Back in 2004, my then girlfriend (now wife) lived with her best friend. Her best friend was a bartender at a high end restaurant located in the Mt. Washington area of Pittsburgh and it was not uncommon to see multiple Steelers dining there each weekend. This best friend and her colleagues from the restaurant hung out with us a lot on the weekends. One night, my wife's friend and her bartender colleague met up with us at a bar. We were all sitting around and my wife's friend said to her colleague that she had to tell us what had happened earlier that week. Here's her tale we'll call her Mandy:
Mandy and her friends are at a bar in the Strip District area of Pittsburgh dancing and drinking. Ben (and little Ben) arrive at the bar and over the course of the evening, Ben takes an interest in Mandy and approaches her. I believe he recognized her from the restaurant, but at any rate, they have some drinks and dance.

He invites her and her friend back to his place. They head back to Ben's house along with a couple friends/bodyguards of his. Mandy's friend takes up with a bodyguard/friend of Ben's downstairs and Mandy heads upstairs with Ben.

He shows her around the house a bit upstairs and then they head to his room. They made out a little but mostly were talking. At this point, she said she had pretty much decided nothing was going to happen because he was pretty drunk and really arrogant. At this point, Ben gets a call on his cell and heads to the bathroom. She looks around his room and sees in his closet he has dozens of football jerseys. She notices one in particular that's autographed all over.

In a moment of questionable decision-making, she nabs the jersey and throws it out the window of the bedroom intending to grab it on her way out. She is walking to the door of the bedroom to go find her friend when Ben emerges from the bathroom naked as the day he was born and at full attention.

She said she was shocked, certainly by the full nude approach, but also because he had a gray penis (this is the part of the story we've laughed at most over the years - such a bizarre detail. We asked so many times what she meant by "gray" and she just said it was gray and almost looked ashy. Amazing). She sort of laughed a little and said she had to leave.

He cursed her out at this point, calling her a tease (the worst crime in Ben's world, apparently) and telling her to get the **** out. She ran downstairs, collected her friend and away they went... but not before collecting the jersey. They had no ride so they hoofed it until they were able to get a cab to meet them somewhere further along.

Next morning, she wakes up with a great story and this jersey. She also wakes up with several voicemails. Turns out Mandy's friend had made a connection with Ben's bodyguard/friend and given him her cell.

Mandy's friend had left several VMs for Mandy because the bodyguard had contacted the friend saying in no uncertain terms that Ben needed that jersey back. There would be no problems so long as the jersey was returned. Turns out the jersey was a QB competition jersey signed by a bunch of Hall of Famers like Steve Young/Elway/Marino etc and was extra special to young Ben.

Mandy was already regretting the theft and was worried about her job considering Ben knew where she worked. She gave the jersey to her friend who made arrangements to get it to the bodyguard. The jersey was returned and no more was every made of the incident.

As to the veracity of the tale, there are some relevant points to be made. First, this girl was pretty attractive, so it was not beyond her to have ended up with Ben. Second, she was a pretty decent person and not someone prone to exaggeration. In fact, the biggest doubt any of us had about the story at first was that Mandy would've been involved because she was not the type to chase a football player, let alone go home with him. Any doubts I had were erased by the bizarre nature of the details she provided. And as I said, she told this story, often begrudgingly, many many times and the details never wavered. There was actually a period at the beginning where she wouldn't tell the story and demanded secrecy from those of us that knew because she was so spooked about the jersey aspect even after returning it. She was sure Ben was gonna get her fired or something.

Anyhow, that's the tale. Do with it what you will and believe it or not, but it happened and the legend of the gray penis will live on. Here's hoping he got some special lotion or something before he started attacking girls with it.


The first thing to pop in my head was "Ashy Larry" from Chappelle's Show. :lol:

http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/2420/4561/31049780011_large.jpg

stlrz d
08-05-2010, 12:11 AM
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ben's gray penis last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

RuthlessBurgher
08-05-2010, 12:12 AM
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ben's gray penis last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Thanks, Sloan.

Frye?

Frye?

Frye?

:P

Crash
08-05-2010, 12:42 AM
That wasn't Sloan, that was SIMONE.

Frye?

Frye?

RuthlessBurgher
08-05-2010, 12:52 AM
That wasn't Sloan, that was SIMONE.

Frye?

Frye?

D@mmit! You got me! Sloan Peterson was Ferris' girlfriend.

But Simone was Kristy Swanson. Not bad.

Captain Lemming
08-05-2010, 01:56 AM
If this is true? It's all about PR and perception, right?

http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre ... ent-me-bad (http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-bad) word-shots-not-a-love-story

Really Crash?
Take this accusation multiply the bad PR by TEN and is is not half the level of bad PR caused when half the country thought Ben might be a rapist.

rpmpit
08-05-2010, 08:00 AM
Favre could rape a priest on stage during the half time show at the Super Bowl and Goodell would look the other way. Sorry for the visual, but you get my point.

BTW, love the Ferris Bueller references. You guys are hysterical!

papillon
08-05-2010, 08:29 AM
If this is true? It's all about PR and perception, right?

http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre ... ent-me-bad (http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-bad) word-shots-not-a-love-story

Were police involved in this case?
Does Favre have a pending case in Vegas for taking a picture of his junk?
Did the DA get involved?
Is the Viking ownership involved?
Is Roger Goodell involved?

I don't see the correlation other than it is an unfounded accusation against a white quarterback. After that it's apples and oranges and I'm sure you realize that, but just can't let go of the fact that Ben was wrongly accused and then punished.

Pappy

cruzer8
08-05-2010, 10:25 AM
If this is true? It's all about PR and perception, right?

http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre ... ent-me-bad (http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-bad) word-shots-not-a-love-story

Were police involved in this case? Not yet.
Does Favre have a pending case in Vegas for taking a picture of his junk? Probably not.
Did the DA get involved? Not yet.
Is the Viking ownership involved? Not yet.
Is Roger Goodell involved? Not yet.

I don't see the correlation other than it is an unfounded accusation against a white quarterback. After that it's apples and oranges and I'm sure you realize that, but just can't let go of the fact that Ben was wrongly accused and then punished.

Pappy

This thing's just getting started. Even if it heats up to epic proportions I don't see Goodell beyotch slapping Fav-ruh like he did Ben. Fav-ruh runs the NFL.

grotonsteel
08-05-2010, 10:32 AM
If this is true? It's all about PR and perception, right?

http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre ... ent-me-bad (http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-bad) word-shots-not-a-love-story

Were police involved in this case? Not yet.
Does Favre have a pending case in Vegas for taking a picture of his junk? Probably not.
Did the DA get involved? Not yet.
Is the Viking ownership involved? Not yet.
Is Roger Goodell involved? Not yet.

I don't see the correlation other than it is an unfounded accusation against a white quarterback. After that it's apples and oranges and I'm sure you realize that, but just can't let go of the fact that Ben was wrongly accused and then punished.

Pappy

This thing's just getting started. Even if it heats up to epic proportions I don't see Goodell beyotch slapping Fav-ruh like he did Ben. Fav-ruh runs the NFL.


Well Favre was know for his boozing and womanizing ways in Green Bay. I guess no one suspended him for that???

Maybe cheating on wife is an OK thing to do in NFL.

aggiebones
08-05-2010, 11:57 AM
http://deadspin.com/5520027/a-new-big-b ... gray-penis (http://deadspin.com/5520027/a-new-big-ben-exposure-story-he-had-a-gray-penis)


OK, I never noticed this story and thought it needed sharing. When done, read the 3rd comment from the bottom by Mr. Hat.
Can anyone confirm that he buys this condom brand?

I found this on the trail of whether the Favre story was true. I don't hang out on that website too often. lol

ikestops85
08-05-2010, 12:47 PM
If this is true? It's all about PR and perception, right?

http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre ... ent-me-bad (http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-bad) word-shots-not-a-love-story

Were police involved in this case? Not yet.
Does Favre have a pending case in Vegas for taking a picture of his junk? Probably not.
Did the DA get involved? Not yet.
Is the Viking ownership involved? Not yet.
Is Roger Goodell involved? Not yet.

I don't see the correlation other than it is an unfounded accusation against a white quarterback. After that it's apples and oranges and I'm sure you realize that, but just can't let go of the fact that Ben was wrongly accused and then punished.

Pappy

This thing's just getting started. Even if it heats up to epic proportions I don't see Goodell beyotch slapping Fav-ruh like he did Ben. Fav-ruh runs the NFL.


Well Favre was know for his boozing and womanizing ways in Green Bay. I guess no one suspended him for that???

Maybe cheating on wife is an OK thing to do in NFL.

That's obviously not against the Personal Conduct Clause in the players contract. Being single and having sex is ... if it gets reported ... ad nauseum ... from the single point of view that you are a scumbag ... and minority reporters come out against you ... and the Commissioner needs to make a point. :moon

Crash
08-05-2010, 04:42 PM
I don't care that police aren't involved with Farve.

Don't hide behind the law when it suits Favre, and ignore the same law like Goodell did when Bright stated no probable cause to arrest Ben.

Goodell stated all it takes is bad PR without charges to warrant a suspension.

We'll the accusation that a top 5 all time QB, married, devoted family man is sending women pics of him jerking off surely can be considered "tarnishing the shield".

RuthlessBurgher
08-05-2010, 05:43 PM
I don't care that police aren't involved with Farve.

Don't hide behind the law when it suits Favre, and ignore the same law like Goodell did when Bright stated no probable cause to arrest Ben.

Goodell stated all it takes is bad PR without charges to warrant a suspension.

We'll the accusation that a top 5 all time QB, married, devoted family man is sending women pics of him jerking off surely can be considered "tarnishing the shield".

I think I've found my new favorite masturbatory slang.

Excuse me...I'm going upstairs to tarnish the shield. :lol:

feltdizz
08-05-2010, 06:02 PM
I don't think a story that hasn't hit the major news outlets can tarnish the shield.

Favre should be suspended for contemplating retirement for the last 10 years. That mo@+?!fer texted "This is it"

Maybe he forwarded his crotch shot by accident.

cruzer8
08-05-2010, 06:09 PM
Goodell is a douche of douchetastic proportions.

NJ-STEELER
08-05-2010, 08:30 PM
all that has to happen is dhani jones, ochostinko and some other loud black players to come out in public and wonder what the commissioner would do about it... then we'll see a suspension

feltdizz
08-06-2010, 05:39 PM
LMFAO

birtikidis
08-06-2010, 05:52 PM
Gonna go Tarnish the Shield and then get some grub.
y'all have a good afternoon.