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ramblinjim
07-29-2010, 07:49 AM
**Tongue in Cheek*

1.) Ben Roethlisberger is a piece of crap that should have been thrown out of the league, he has torpedoed our season this year with his off the field shenanigans and we'll be lucky to 6-10. We should have traded him for picks and drafted Tim Tebow instead.

2.) Harrison is getting old and slowing down, he'll probably suck this year. Thank goodness the idiots in the front office were smart enough to sign Jason Worilds last night because he will likely be the starter on opening day.

3.) Lamarr Woodley is going to hit the free agent market next year and we'll never be able to sign him.

4.) Troy Polamalu is injury prone and we need to find a safety in the sixth round that isn't a massive drop off in talent whenever Troy leaves the field.

5.) Bring back Tyrone Carter. He had more interceptions last year than Ike Taylor!

6.) Boy our O-Line is going to suck this year.

7.) Lebeau is to old and doesn't get it anymore.

8.) The Rooney's were foolish for re-signing an overpaid janitor and some idiot errand boy in Colbert that rarely hits on anyone after the third round.


- Alright it's early, I'll add more as the coffee kicks in. I'm sooooooo happy camp starts tomorrow it isn't even funny. Hooray! Football! :Beer

~ RJ

ramblinjim
07-29-2010, 08:46 AM
- We need a new song other than Renegade

stlrz d
07-29-2010, 09:15 AM
- We need a new song other than Renegade

On that we can agree! :D

Djfan
07-29-2010, 10:39 AM
Renegade haters!

I would be afraid that you all would choose some Jim Neighbor's song.

RuthlessBurgher
07-29-2010, 11:01 AM
Renegade haters!

I would be afraid that you all would choose some Jim Neighbor's song.

You got a problem with Gomer Pyle?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=155154&stc=1&d=1265571289

:lol:

Djfan
07-29-2010, 11:02 AM
Renegade haters!

I would be afraid that you all would choose some Jim Neighbor's song.

You got a problem with Gomer Pyle?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=155154&stc=1&d=1265571289

:lol:


Yup!

RuthlessBurgher
07-29-2010, 11:36 AM
Renegade haters!

I would be afraid that you all would choose some Jim Neighbor's song.

You got a problem with Gomer Pyle?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=155154&stc=1&d=1265571289

:lol:


Yup!

Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-#&@%ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-#&@% you! ONE! TWO! THREE!

http://www.chessville.com/images/Full%20Metal%20Jacket%20e.jpg

rpmpit
07-29-2010, 11:43 AM
Renegade haters!

I would be afraid that you all would choose some Jim Neighbor's song.

You got a problem with Gomer Pyle?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=155154&stc=1&d=1265571289

:lol:


Yup!

Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-#&@%ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-#&@% you! ONE! TWO! THREE!

http://www.chessville.com/images/Full%20Metal%20Jacket%20e.jpg

I wonder what skull-#&@%-ing feels like? I mean, not that I'd ever try it. Just wondering. And I'd be the giver of course. Not the skull! :twisted:

steeler_fan_in_t.o.
07-29-2010, 11:45 AM
4.) Troy Polamalu is injury prone and we need to find a safety in the sixth round that isn't a massive drop off in talent whenever Troy leaves the field.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is that Bustamalu guy even still on the roster?

I thought we cut him after his rookie year.

ramblinjim
07-29-2010, 11:48 AM
- How's Mike Wallace going to do against a first rate corner.

rpmpit
07-29-2010, 11:52 AM
Add Hines to the injury prone and older than dirt list!

ANPSTEEL
07-29-2010, 12:33 PM
Add Hines to the injury prone and older than dirt list!


Arm..

your sig is both funny and disturbing at the same time.


which reminds me of a joke...


One day a guy says to his wife:

Honey, tell me something... that will make me both happy and sad- at the same time.

Wife thinks for a second- and says to her husband:

hmmm. well babe... you have the biggest penis out of all of your friends.


ba dump dump

be in vegas on the 15th

:lol:

:tt2

rpmpit
07-29-2010, 12:37 PM
Add Hines to the injury prone and older than dirt list!


Arm..

your sig is both funny and disturbing at the same time.


which reminds me of a joke...


One day a guy says to his wife:

Honey, tell me something... that will make me both happy and sad- at the same time.

Wife thinks for a second- and says to her husband:

hmmm. well babe... you have the biggest penis out of all of your friends.


ba dump dump

be in vegas on the 15th

:lol:

:tt2


:lol: :lol: Great joke!!!

And "funny and disturbing" pretty much summarizes my personality. So thanks!! :D

ANPSTEEL
07-29-2010, 01:37 PM
Add Hines to the injury prone and older than dirt list!


Arm..

your sig is both funny and disturbing at the same time.


which reminds me of a joke...


One day a guy says to his wife:

Honey, tell me something... that will make me both happy and sad- at the same time.

Wife thinks for a second- and says to her husband:

hmmm. well babe... you have the biggest penis out of all of your friends.


ba dump dump

be in vegas on the 15th

:lol:

:tt2


:lol: :lol: Great joke!!!


:lol:

:Cheers

And "funny and disturbing" pretty much summarizes my personality. So thanks!! :D


thanks

In actuality - I am terrible at remembering jokes...

I only have, maybe, three jokes ... and each of them came from the same friend.

So there is that one-

and the one about W. VA women & catfish... and....

well... see it turns out, I only know two jokes.

RuthlessBurgher
07-29-2010, 01:44 PM
Add Hines to the injury prone and older than dirt list!


Arm..

your sig is both funny and disturbing at the same time.


which reminds me of a joke...


One day a guy says to his wife:

Honey, tell me something... that will make me both happy and sad- at the same time.

Wife thinks for a second- and says to her husband:

hmmm. well babe... you have the biggest penis out of all of your friends.


ba dump dump

be in vegas on the 15th

:lol:

:tt2


:lol: :lol: Great joke!!!


:lol:

:Cheers

And "funny and disturbing" pretty much summarizes my personality. So thanks!! :D


thanks

In actuality - I am terrible at remembering jokes...

I only have, maybe, three jokes ... and each of them came from the same friend.

So there is that one-

and the one about W. VA women & catfish... and....

well... see it turns out, I only know two jokes.

You can't tell us you have a joke about W. VA women & catfish and then not give us the d@mn punchline....don't leave us hanging, dude!

ANPSTEEL
07-29-2010, 01:56 PM
Add Hines to the injury prone and older than dirt list!


Arm..

your sig is both funny and disturbing at the same time.


which reminds me of a joke...


One day a guy says to his wife:

Honey, tell me something... that will make me both happy and sad- at the same time.

Wife thinks for a second- and says to her husband:

hmmm. well babe... you have the biggest penis out of all of your friends.


ba dump dump

be in vegas on the 15th

:lol:

:tt2


:lol: :lol: Great joke!!!


:lol:

:Cheers

And "funny and disturbing" pretty much summarizes my personality. So thanks!! :D


thanks

In actuality - I am terrible at remembering jokes...

I only have, maybe, three jokes ... and each of them came from the same friend.

So there is that one-

and the one about W. VA women & catfish... and....

well... see it turns out, I only know two jokes.

You can't tell us you have a joke about W. VA women & catfish and then not give us the d@mn punchline....don't leave us hanging, dude!

you asked for it...

What is the difference between a West Virginia woman and a Catfish?

One has whiskers and smells.

The other one is a fish!

:lol:

I actually had to meet with H.R. for telling that joke in the office one time.

Who knew the prude who was listening in on our conversation was from W.VA??

rpmpit
07-29-2010, 01:57 PM
Add Hines to the injury prone and older than dirt list!


Arm..

your sig is both funny and disturbing at the same time.


which reminds me of a joke...


One day a guy says to his wife:

Honey, tell me something... that will make me both happy and sad- at the same time.

Wife thinks for a second- and says to her husband:

hmmm. well babe... you have the biggest penis out of all of your friends.


ba dump dump

be in vegas on the 15th

:lol:

:tt2


:lol: :lol: Great joke!!!


:lol:

:Cheers

And "funny and disturbing" pretty much summarizes my personality. So thanks!! :D


thanks

In actuality - I am terrible at remembering jokes...

I only have, maybe, three jokes ... and each of them came from the same friend.

So there is that one-

and the one about W. VA women & catfish... and....

well... see it turns out, I only know two jokes.

You can't tell us you have a joke about W. VA women & catfish and then not give us the d@mn punchline....don't leave us hanging, dude!

I'm guessing its a personal hygiene joke :Boobs :lol: :lol: :lol:

rpmpit
07-29-2010, 02:01 PM
you asked for it...

What is the difference between a West Virginia woman and a Catfish?

One has whiskers and smells.

The other one is a fish!

:lol:

I actually had to meet with H.R. for telling that joke in the office one time.

Who knew the prude who was listening in on our conversation was from W.VA??

You having to meet with HR is WAYYYYYY funnier than the joke!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

ANPSTEEL
07-29-2010, 02:09 PM
you asked for it...

What is the difference between a West Virginia woman and a Catfish?

One has whiskers and smells.

The other one is a fish!

:lol:

I actually had to meet with H.R. for telling that joke in the office one time.

Who knew the prude who was listening in on our conversation was from W.VA??

You having to meet with HR is WAYYYYYY funnier than the joke!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


no kidding...

I got to HR- and of course, they give me the standard spiel... about harassment in the work place and such, and to be careful around the accuser. My boss was in the meeting also. (The same person had complained about him as well- on a different occasion.)

When we left HR- my boss was like:

Dude, you've got to tell me the joke.

that was the funny part.

ANPSTEEL
07-29-2010, 02:55 PM
And "funny and disturbing" pretty much summarizes my personality. So thanks!! :D

In honor of your personality!

http://funnyanddisturbing.blogspot.com/ ... -time.html (http://funnyanddisturbing.blogspot.com/2010/07/funny-and-disturbing-at-same-time.html)

rpmpit
07-29-2010, 03:31 PM
And "funny and disturbing" pretty much summarizes my personality. So thanks!! :D

In honor of your personality!

http://funnyanddisturbing.blogspot.com/ ... -time.html (http://funnyanddisturbing.blogspot.com/2010/07/funny-and-disturbing-at-same-time.html)

Why thank you! Great stuff! Needed a good laugh today.

rpmpit
07-29-2010, 03:34 PM
you asked for it...

What is the difference between a West Virginia woman and a Catfish?

One has whiskers and smells.

The other one is a fish!

:lol:

I actually had to meet with H.R. for telling that joke in the office one time.

Who knew the prude who was listening in on our conversation was from W.VA??

You having to meet with HR is WAYYYYYY funnier than the joke!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


no kidding...

I got to HR- and of course, they give me the standard spiel... about harassment in the work place and such, and to be careful around the accuser. My boss was in the meeting also. (The same person had complained about him as well- on a different occasion.)

When we left HR- my boss was like:

Dude, you've got to tell me the joke.

that was the funny part.

Sounds like your boss is a cool guy. Glad it went well and you didn't get ****-canned over an uptight doosh that got so easily offended. My buddy almost got fired for forwarding a joke about little people. See, even on a message board I'm afraid to write dwarfs. Don't know who among the Planet is a little person and don't want to offend.

ANPSTEEL
07-29-2010, 03:49 PM
you asked for it...

What is the difference between a West Virginia woman and a Catfish?

One has whiskers and smells.

The other one is a fish!

:lol:

I actually had to meet with H.R. for telling that joke in the office one time.

Who knew the prude who was listening in on our conversation was from W.VA??

You having to meet with HR is WAYYYYYY funnier than the joke!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


no kidding...

I got to HR- and of course, they give me the standard spiel... about harassment in the work place and such, and to be careful around the accuser. My boss was in the meeting also. (The same person had complained about him as well- on a different occasion.)

When we left HR- my boss was like:

Dude, you've got to tell me the joke.

that was the funny part.

Sounds like your boss is a cool guy. Glad it went well and you didn't get bad word-canned over an uptight doosh that got so easily offended. My buddy almost got fired for forwarding a joke about little people. See, even on a message board I'm afraid to write dwarfs. Don't know who among the Planet is a little person and don't want to offend.

Nah, that didn't get me canned---this was a long time ago- 10 years or so...

I ultimately managed to get myself fired by sending a "Jerry McGuire" email to all big guys.
EVPs on up-

I generally worked from home- because I was traveling on a constant basis- anyway I got home from a trip- went out, met some friends, had a few beverages, came home...

... and decided 2 am, under the influence of a bunch of booze, was a really good time to do some work.

Sent off a 4 paragraph email about how, what we were doing was all wrong, and how we should really be doing it.

Not the brightest thing I've ever done.

:shock:

rpmpit
07-29-2010, 04:05 PM
you asked for it...

What is the difference between a West Virginia woman and a Catfish?

One has whiskers and smells.

The other one is a fish!

:lol:

I actually had to meet with H.R. for telling that joke in the office one time.

Who knew the prude who was listening in on our conversation was from W.VA??

You having to meet with HR is WAYYYYYY funnier than the joke!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


no kidding...

I got to HR- and of course, they give me the standard spiel... about harassment in the work place and such, and to be careful around the accuser. My boss was in the meeting also. (The same person had complained about him as well- on a different occasion.)

When we left HR- my boss was like:

Dude, you've got to tell me the joke.

that was the funny part.

Sounds like your boss is a cool guy. Glad it went well and you didn't get bad word-canned over an uptight doosh that got so easily offended. My buddy almost got fired for forwarding a joke about little people. See, even on a message board I'm afraid to write dwarfs. Don't know who among the Planet is a little person and don't want to offend.

Nah, that didn't get me canned---this was a long time ago- 10 years or so...

I ultimately managed to get myself fired by sending a "Jerry McGuire" email to all big guys.
EVPs on up-

I generally worked from home- because I was traveling on a constant basis- anyway I got home from a trip- went out, met some friends, had a few beverages, came home...

... and decided 2 am, under the influence of a bunch of booze, was a really good time to do some work.

Sent off a 4 paragraph email about how, what we were doing was all wrong, and how we should really be doing it.

Not the brightest thing I've ever done.

:shock:

Wow :shock:

Recently my chief engr left and they got a new guy to take his place. The guy wants to make his mark so he's changing a lot of things around here. And most of it doesn't make any sense. Sad thing is the owners support the guy at the expense of the rest of us. I got 14 years here but I've been seriously thinking about looking for something new. I know its not the best time to be looking, but I also don't like the feeling of dreading coming here in the morning :evil:

Been thinking about contacting the Steelers. And yes, I CAN play center!! :tt2

ANPSTEEL
07-29-2010, 05:05 PM
I know its not the best time to be looking, but I also don't like the feeling of dreading coming here in the morning :evil:


Nothing worse than getting up to go to work- driving into the office...and dreading it. Every day.




Been thinking about contacting the Steelers. And yes, I CAN play center!! :tt2

Yeah, but we need a RT this season.

:lol:

rpmpit
07-30-2010, 06:38 AM
I know its not the best time to be looking, but I also don't like the feeling of dreading coming here in the morning :evil:


Nothing worse than getting up to go to work- driving into the office...and dreading it. Every day.




Been thinking about contacting the Steelers. And yes, I CAN play center!! :tt2

Yeah, but we need a RT this season.

:lol:


You speak the truth, ANP!

And for the right price, I'll play RT :lol: