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aggiebones
07-14-2010, 11:17 AM
I had to pee,
so I did what I did

what others could see,
I should have hid.

RuthlessBurgher
07-14-2010, 11:30 AM
SeaOracle?

:lol:

flippy
07-14-2010, 11:34 AM
Pee-Ku

If you have to pee
Don't do it by a tree on
A Findlay golf course

cruzer8
07-14-2010, 11:38 AM
A tree is a tree
but a pee is a pee and
always trumps a tree

flippy
07-14-2010, 11:45 AM
this will be a hot seller in pittsburgh....

[youtube:3j1912bc]EY6sqLpX1yU[/youtube:3j1912bc]

Although after as many beers as I've seen some guys drink on the course, I doubt the reservoir is big enough.

RuthlessBurgher
07-14-2010, 12:17 PM
Must Pee Now Or Might
Get Uromysitisis
Poisoning And Die.

flippy
07-14-2010, 01:04 PM
Must Pee Now Or Might
Get Uromysitisis
Poisoning And Die.

15 yard penalty - using a word that Flippy has to Google or ask Shawn to explain.

RuthlessBurgher
07-14-2010, 01:05 PM
Must Pee Now Or Might
Get Uromysitisis
Poisoning And Die.

15 yard penalty - using a word that Flippy has to Google or ask Shawn to explain.

Costanza2k1 would be a better source to use to explain that one. Don't confuse the doctors with made-up urinary conditions. :wink:

MeetJoeGreene
07-14-2010, 01:08 PM
Many Budweisers
while on links. Bladder is full.
There is a tree. AAAAHHHHH.

SanAntonioSteelerFan
07-14-2010, 01:10 PM
To pee, or not to pee - that is the question.

On a tree - where Goodell might see?

This tinkle deep inside of me - I believe it's meant to be!!

Ah, sweet relief - now ... to the golfing tee!

flippy
07-14-2010, 01:11 PM
Must Pee Now Or Might
Get Uromysitisis
Poisoning And Die.

15 yard penalty - using a word that Flippy has to Google or ask Shawn to explain.

Costanza2k1 would be a better source to use to explain that one. Don't confuse the doctors with made-up urinary conditions. :wink:

I should have known better.

You're quoting ability is even better than your image finding skilz.

flippy
07-14-2010, 01:12 PM
Many Budweisers
while on links. Bladder is full.
There is a tree. AAAAHHHHH.

One of your best posts ever :lol

RuthlessBurgher
07-14-2010, 01:20 PM
When you woke up this morning, what are the chances that you thought you might spend part of your day today making up poetry about relieving yourself on the golf course?

I love talking Steelers as much as anyone, but random stupidity like this is what makes a board like this truly special. It's douche-tastic! But then again, I'm really weird like that.

siss
07-14-2010, 01:25 PM
*shakes head*

Boys


In the words of Fred Bright "Grow Up"

RuthlessBurgher
07-14-2010, 01:35 PM
*shakes head*

Boys


In the words of Fred Bright "Grow Up"

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/25/633841479113371420-IDONTWANTTOGROWUP.jpg

cruzer8
07-14-2010, 01:51 PM
*shakes head*

Boys


In the words of Fred Bright "Grow Up"

We're men. The world is our toilet. Back off.

:D

Flasteel
07-14-2010, 01:54 PM
I think that I shall never pee
In a place as lovely as on a tree.

A tree whose welcome trunk
Provides a target and cover for my junk.

A tree that looks at me and smiles
Knowing itís the finest spot for miles.

A tree that may in summer see
Half the pricks at every tee.

Upon whose roots new life will flower
All because of golden showers.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only Ben can truly be
Shamed for peeing on a tree.

eniparadoxgma
07-14-2010, 01:59 PM
SeaOracle?

:lol:


Dude, that is a name that should have stayed in obscurity. :nono


And I think FLA wins the vaunted Pee-Poem Trophy.

cruzer8
07-14-2010, 02:13 PM
I think that I shall never pee
In a place as lovely as on a tree.

A tree whose welcome trunk
Provides a target and cover for my junk.

A tree that looks at me and smiles
Knowing itís the finest spot for miles.

A tree that may in summer see
Half the pricks at every tee.

Upon whose roots new life will flower
All because of golden showers.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only Ben can truly be
Shamed for peeing on a tree.

:Clap

ANPSTEEL
07-14-2010, 02:17 PM
I think that I shall never pee
In a place as lovely as on a tree.

A tree whose welcome trunk
Provides a target and cover for my junk.

A tree that looks at me and smiles
Knowing itís the finest spot for miles.

A tree that may in summer see
Half the pricks at every tee.

Upon whose roots new life will flower
All because of golden showers.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only Ben can truly be
Shamed for peeing on a tree.


Yeats, is that you??

:lol:
:Clap :Clap

RuthlessBurgher
07-14-2010, 02:20 PM
I think that I shall never pee
In a place as lovely as on a tree.

A tree whose welcome trunk
Provides a target and cover for my junk.

A tree that looks at me and smiles
Knowing itís the finest spot for miles.

A tree that may in summer see
Half the pricks at every tee.

Upon whose roots new life will flower
All because of golden showers.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only Ben can truly be
Shamed for peeing on a tree.


Yeats, is that you??

:lol:
:Clap :Clap

More like William Shakes-Pee-er. Or Pee Ess Eliot.

costanza2k1
07-14-2010, 02:52 PM
Must Pee Now Or Might
Get Uromysitisis
Poisoning And Die.

15 yard penalty - using a word that Flippy has to Google or ask Shawn to explain.

Costanza2k1 would be a better source to use to explain that one. Don't confuse the doctors with made-up urinary conditions. :wink:


classic!

A mythical medical condition employed to explain to law enforcement officers as to why you were urinating in public.

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheParkingGarage.htm

costanza2k1
07-14-2010, 02:55 PM
Girls pee pee when they see me
Navajos creep me in they tee pee
As I lay down lawss like Alan Coppe
Stop it, if you think they gonna make a profit
Don't see my one, don't see my guns, get it
Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it

flippy
07-14-2010, 04:07 PM
this will be a hot seller in pittsburgh....

[youtube:347vdvvv]EY6sqLpX1yU[/youtube:347vdvvv]

Although after as many beers as I've seen some guys drink on the course, I doubt the reservoir is big enough.

If this was a fake 7 iron and had a terrible towel attached, I wonder if feltdizz would buy it in the strip district and if it would get stlrz-d riled up?

:lol:

flippy
07-14-2010, 04:10 PM
When you woke up this morning, what are the chances that you thought you might spend part of your day today making up poetry about relieving yourself on the golf course?

I love talking Steelers as much as anyone, but random stupidity like this is what makes a board like this truly special. It's douche-tastic! But then again, I'm really weird like that.

Believe it or not, I thought about Pee-Ku yesterday and was waiting on an opportunity to post some poetry.

But I had no idea the perfect thread would be set up for it.

I love stupid and unexpected. And now I'll know every time my wife groans at one of my jokes, I'm being douche-tastic. I now have another reason to celebrate!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHooooOOOOOOOO OOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eniparadoxgma
07-14-2010, 04:38 PM
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NC Steeler Fan
07-14-2010, 05:38 PM
Hey, it's bizarre and quirky yet entertainingly imaginative threads like this that keep me in stitches some days.

Thanks guys! Never a dull moment!
:Cheers

And, it beats the h ell out of ten pages of nested quotes between two egomaniacs beating the crap out of each other any day! 8)

BRING ON FOOTBALL!!! THE NATIVES ARE GROWING RESTLESS DAMMIT!! :tt1 :lol:

eniparadoxgma
07-14-2010, 05:39 PM
Hey, it's bizarre and quirky yet entertainingly imaginative threads like this that keep me in stitches some days.

Thanks guys! Never a dull moment!
:Cheers

And, it beats the h ell out of ten pages of nested quotes between two egomaniacs beating the crap out of each other any day! 8)

BRING ON FOOTBALL!!! THE NATIVES ARE GROWING RESTLESS DAMMIT!! :tt1 :lol:

Hey, I resemble that remark. 8)

kiwi_sarah
07-14-2010, 05:52 PM
When you woke up this morning, what are the chances that you thought you might spend part of your day today making up poetry about relieving yourself on the golf course?

I love talking Steelers as much as anyone, but random stupidity like this is what makes a board like this truly special. It's douche-tastic! But then again, I'm really weird like that.

Believe it or not, I thought about Pee-Ku yesterday and was waiting on an opportunity to post some poetry.

But I had no idea the perfect thread would be set up for it.

I love stupid and unexpected. And now I'll know every time my wife groans at one of my jokes, I'm being douche-tastic. I now have another reason to celebrate!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHooooOOOOOOOO OOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I found my lasting contribution to the board. *happy sigh*

DukieBoy
07-14-2010, 06:31 PM
I think that I shall never pee
In a place as lovely as on a tree.

A tree whose welcome trunk
Provides a target and cover for my junk.

A tree that looks at me and smiles
Knowing itís the finest spot for miles.

A tree that may in summer see
Half the pricks at every tee.

Upon whose roots new life will flower
All because of golden showers.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only Ben can truly be
Shamed for peeing on a tree.


Yeats, is that you??

:lol:
:Clap :Clap

More like William Shakes-Pee-er. Or Pee Ess Eliot.

Matt Speeath

Chadman
07-14-2010, 07:37 PM
Oh where, oh where,
will I pee?

Perhaps over there,
on yonder tree?

This beer consumed has the bladder full past middle,
and I now realise I'm going to need to piddle.

But before I allow my golden spout,
I just have to knock these nine holes out.

The back nine should take another hour,
just enough time to develop my next golden shower.

So you see my friends when it's time to blow,
find yourself a friendly tree to accept your flow.

But whatever you do- don't laugh at your cohorts,
or you may find you have wet shorts.

SanAntonioSteelerFan
07-14-2010, 09:29 PM
Ben's PRONE to SAY, "IT'S so EE-zee,

EveryTHING I KNOW, I LEARNED from PEE Zee!""

"P.S. I GUESS that IT'S just MY good LUCK,

I DIDn't HANG with 'DUMP ... the TRUCK' !"

eniparadoxgma
07-14-2010, 10:42 PM
So trippy was the tree-pee by me for all to see as I trundled toddled warbled and spun like a fountain that runs on rum,
So freaky was the tree-pee by me for all to see that all eyes popped the cops stopped and locked up the block because of my %%%%,
I can't believe how freaky the tree-pee by me for all to see was so callously handled like an anaconda that don't wanna stop even when the eyes pop and the cops stop and lock up the block,
Will it be on tv with some dumbass talking about celebrity? My tree-pee makes me the VP with all those eyes that see me swangin my D.
With God, Theology and Dogma, Dr. Doxgma is gonna drop the real tree-pee rhymin's on ya
:)

SanAntonioSteelerFan
07-14-2010, 11:17 PM
Twas brillig and the slithy toves,

Did gyre and gimble in the sea.

All mimsy were the borogroves,

And by the tree, Ben did not pee.

fordfixer
07-14-2010, 11:22 PM
This is a piss poor thread

flippy
07-15-2010, 01:40 AM
Ben's Favorite:

Rapper - Master "Pee"
Children's Song - "Pee"s Porridge Hot
Magazie - "Pee"ople
Candy - Marshmallow "Pee"ps
Game to play with Babies - "Pee"kaboo
Band - Black Eyed "Pee"s
Time of Day - "Pee"nut Butter Jelly Time
Movie - "S"pee"d
Racetrack - Charlotte Motor S"pee"dway
"Pee"za - Papa John's
Chick Flick - "Pee" S. I Love You
Restaurant - "Pee" F Changs
Actor - "Pee"Wee Herman
Actress - Amanda "Pee"t
QB - Rodney "Pee"te
Fashionwear - S"pee"dos
Martini garnish - Orange "pee"l
LB - J"Pee"zy
Pet "Pee"ve - Girls who say no
Amplifier - "Pee"vy
Actor in New Jack City - Mario Van "Pee"bles
Tool -Ball "Pee"n Hammer
Mickey Mouse Clubber - Brittany S"pee"rs
Bar During Prohibition - S"pee"keasy
Gov't Position - S"pee"ker of the House
Kidz Toy - S"pee"k and Spell


I'm sure there's a million more, I leave em up to yinz.

MeetJoeGreene
07-15-2010, 08:21 AM
Favorite Dog Breed "pee" kanese.

Favorite Bird "Pee"cock. :wft

Favorite Card Game "Pee" nuckle. (Pinochle).

Favorite Boston Song "Pees" of Mind

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor at the Penn State Creamery: "Pee"chy Paterno.

siss
07-15-2010, 11:34 AM
Thread of the year!

Is it halftime yet?

ikestops85
07-15-2010, 12:01 PM
Thread of the year!

Is it halftime yet?

Why, are you looking to get a "pee"ce?

RuthlessBurgher
07-15-2010, 12:11 PM
Thread of the year!

Is it halftime yet?

I hope there is no R. Kelly type of fetish going on there...

siss
07-15-2010, 12:30 PM
Thread of the year!

Is it halftime yet?

Why, are you looking to get a "pee"ce?
Im meeting Ben in the bathroom the first 4 games of the season!

flippy
07-15-2010, 12:38 PM
Thread of the year!

Is it halftime yet?

I hope there is no R. Kelly type of fetish going on there...

I think she's thinking more along the lines of Ben's faux 7 iron. Although it could be Matty's wall. Or Jeffrey's towel dispenser.

Maybe we should just start calling her Big Siss and we'll have it all covered.

ikestops85
07-15-2010, 12:42 PM
Thread of the year!

Is it halftime yet?

Why, are you looking to get a "pee"ce?
Im meeting Ben in the bathroom the first 4 games of the season!

Why don't you just come out with it and say

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/attentionwhore1.jpg

:lol: :lol:

flippy
07-15-2010, 12:43 PM
Thread of the year!

Is it halftime yet?

Why, are you looking to get a "pee"ce?
Im meeting Ben in the bathroom the first 4 games of the season!

Why don't you just come out with it and say

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/attentionwhore1.jpg

:lol: :lol:

I thought you were gonna throw out a DTF sticker before I clicked the link.

aggiebones
07-16-2010, 03:01 PM
Thread of the year!

Is it halftime yet?


This brought a tear to my eye...

Either that or I'm just emotional from having my 3rd boy yesterday!!!!
Surely announcing a birth announcement inside a thread gives it a boost, right?
And I promise this above all other things, my boy will pee on a tree on a golf course at least once in his lifetime.
The apple doesn't fall far from the pee.

RuthlessBurgher
07-16-2010, 03:18 PM
Thread of the year!

Is it halftime yet?


This brought a tear to my eye...

Either that or I'm just emotional from having my 3rd boy yesterday!!!!
Surely announcing a birth announcement inside a thread gives it a boost, right?
And I promise this above all other things, my boy will pee on a tree on a golf course at least once in his lifetime.
The apple doesn't fall far from the pee.

Congrats! Of course, as a result of making this announcement in the pee poem thread, you realize that karma will make sure that you have to spend a fortune on diapers with this one. :wink: