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SS Laser
05-04-2010, 12:29 AM
Despicable Freestyle Lyrics: Eminem

[Eminem]
F-ck an intro man, lets go..
I come around like what goes around
what goes up must come down
anyone who comes up must go down
might as well go for the gusto now
better not let up better not let them breath
last shot give it all you got
try to turn me down b-tch get f-cked with the volume nob
f-ck all you snobs
hoes I hope all you rott
2 bottles of lubriderm and a box of condoms is that all you brought
and you wanna menage a trois you twats
f-ck that Iíd rather turn this club to a bar room brawl
get as rowdy as Roesthlisberger in a bathroom stall
like a leech stuck in a vacuum your only nothin but a whole lot of suckiní
goiní on in rap
yeah but Iím home
Bad to the bone
Back in the zone
Let him alone
You donít wanna go egginí him on

Itíll never be my chair that your on
crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain no oxygen
otherwords thereís no heir to the throne
when I die so does hip hop
hitchcock better sh-t bitch ass got a zip locked in a bag
you fags aint been able to fade me since Kid Rock had a high top
keep blogging while Iím mind boggling my zone like Iím in the twilight
talking of my bone this is my mic dog I like hogging it

flow so wet Iímma take this beat tobogganing
Iím water logging it, Iím sogging it
pull your verse out the beat and stomp on it
suplex it on cement like Iím on some straight outta compton sh-t
take this d-ck and chomp on it
Iím so bad I can b-tch slap a back handed compliment
jack ass eat a donkey d-ck
the game I just about conquered it like Donkey Kong
Iím bonkers bitch, Iím the king of this honkey sh-t, I reign supreme in this honkey sh-t
no sense screaming and arguing
makes no difference whether a Benz or Bentley or a Beamers the car you in
you think you ball well I palm it
I throw up bombs when I vomit
boy I throw down in the kitchen might hit your mom with my omlette
but you got egg on your face now watch me drop an atomic
I should be strapped to the chest of a kamikaze
bitch Iím as bat sh-t as Ozzy itís obvious
you can tell I go right off the bat
no pun intended but come any closer Iíll bite off your head
tryna give me the fingers kinda like giving a spider the web
Iím just gonna spin it and try to use it to my advantage
I catch a fly in that bitch you think you fly you just food
I give as much as a flying f-ck as that superman dude
guess I just do what you canít do or make you look stupid and bamboozled
confused as usual and you can get ripped she can open a can too
but you better hope you can handle the heat
or stay the f-ck outta hellís kitchen
I came to cock block like a square f-cking male chicken
yeah itís shady slut the rest can suck on a big one
cos Im despicable like daffy duck when Iím spitting,
(haha recovery)
[End]

hawaiiansteel
05-04-2010, 12:38 AM
kinda funny actually... :lol:

SS Laser
05-04-2010, 12:45 AM
kinda funny actually... :lol:

:Agree

birtikidis
05-04-2010, 12:48 AM
I thought eminem went the way of Limp Bizkit...

SS Laser
05-04-2010, 12:50 AM
Nope had an addiction. Got all fixed up and is back! Just like Ben will be.

birtikidis
05-04-2010, 01:12 AM
Nope had an addiction. Got all fixed up and is back! Just like Ben will be.
Funny that LB and M&M are putting new cd's out at about the same time.
just saw LB at 98 rockfest here in Tampa, and they CRUSHED. they were awesome. I felt bad for Alice In Chains because there was no way they could follow it up... and they didn't.

costanza2k1
05-04-2010, 02:23 AM
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HeHateMe
05-04-2010, 02:46 AM
Ben is the punchline to many jokes having to do with abuse of women. Way to go bud.

The Man of Steel
05-04-2010, 05:42 AM
I thought eminem went the way of Limp Bizkit...
I guess there's a few Peter Pans out there who still think it's 1999.

flippy
05-04-2010, 08:11 AM
Here's my rap about Ben. It's more of a gansta flow a la Too Short mixed with Eminen style rhyming with his cadence instead of his words.

"Wrong Spot" by Flippy

Yo B!tches Take My Shots!
Kennywood's open.
Look at my jock.

Let's go to the potty
DTF shorty
Big Ben Roethlisberger always hits the right spotty

Make sure to lock the door
Can't be seen with a sorority whore
Where's my cops to block the door?

Ok, ready, let's go.
Take off those panties
Don't say no.

I'll put it in
And make you spin
Make you so dizzy you'll hit your head.

Uh oh
Why'd you stop?
Damn b!tch is too drunk to finish this sh!t.

Back to the party
Find another shorty
Big Ben Roethlisberger gonna hit the right spotty.

Now here come the cops
Not my cops
What do you mean that she said stop?

They know it aint true?
But what you gonna do?
How could I be guilt when my b@lls are blue?

End of the party
Didn't get a shorty
Big Ben Roethlisberger in a bad spotty.

Duece's gonna kill me
Goodell's gonna bill me
Better call my lawyer so the DA don't jail me.

D Rock
05-04-2010, 08:21 AM
well done Flip
:Bow

SS Laser
05-04-2010, 12:52 PM
Ben is the punchline to many jokes having to do with abuse of women. Way to go bud.

Figured you would love it! To BAD there is no Ben abused women? Show me PROOF he did?

And yes this is funny. I am sure there will be other "Ben" jokes I will laugh at.

flippy
05-04-2010, 01:00 PM
well done Flip
:Bow

Looking back, a better hook woulda been "Ben Big Rotty Always Hit the Right Spotty".

feltdizz
05-04-2010, 03:34 PM
Now here come the cops
Not my cops
What do you mean that she said stop?

:Clap Now that was funny....

Damn Flippy, you went in!!! :Bow

I got beats.. holla! :Beer

feltdizz
05-04-2010, 03:38 PM
Now here come the cops
Not my cops
What do you mean that she said stop?

:Clap Now that was funny....

Damn Flippy, you went in!!! :Bow

I got beats.. holla! :Beer

papillon
05-04-2010, 03:38 PM
Yo B!tches Take My Shots!
Kennywood's open.
Look at my jock.

Kennywood's open, I haven't heard that since I was a kid.

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Here's to Flippy... :Bow :Bow :Bow

Pappy

flippy
05-04-2010, 03:43 PM
Yo B!tches Take My Shots!
Kennywood's open.
Look at my jock.

Kennywood's open, I haven't heard that since I was a kid.

http://stillernation.com/phpbb/images/smilies/rofl.gifhttp://stillernation.com/phpbb/images/smilies/rofl.gifhttp://stillernation.com/phpbb/images/smilies/rofl.gif

Here's to Flippy... :Bow :Bow :Bow

Pappy

I get blank stares anytime I say it down here in NC. I guess it's not a universal saying. Who knew?

papillon
05-04-2010, 03:51 PM
Yo B!tches Take My Shots!
Kennywood's open.
Look at my jock.

Kennywood's open, I haven't heard that since I was a kid.

http://stillernation.com/phpbb/images/smilies/rofl.gifhttp://stillernation.com/phpbb/images/smilies/rofl.gifhttp://stillernation.com/phpbb/images/smilies/rofl.gif

Here's to Flippy... :Bow :Bow :Bow

Pappy

I get blank stares anytime I say it down here in NC. I guess it's not a universal saying. Who knew?

Jeezus, you're killing me today...http://stillernation.com/phpbb/images/smilies/rofl.gif

Yea, who would have thought that the following conversation is not universal for "Did you eat? No, did you? And, by the way your fly is down."

Jeet? No, Jew? Oh, hey, Kennywood's open.

Who knew? :P

Pappy

flippy
05-04-2010, 04:31 PM
Yo B!tches Take My Shots!
Kennywood's open.
Look at my jock.

Kennywood's open, I haven't heard that since I was a kid.

http://stillernation.com/phpbb/images/smilies/rofl.gifhttp://stillernation.com/phpbb/images/smilies/rofl.gifhttp://stillernation.com/phpbb/images/smilies/rofl.gif

Here's to Flippy... :Bow :Bow :Bow

Pappy

I get blank stares anytime I say it down here in NC. I guess it's not a universal saying. Who knew?

Jeezus, you're killing me today...http://stillernation.com/phpbb/images/smilies/rofl.gif

Yea, who would have thought that the following conversation is not universal for "Did you eat? No, did you? And, by the way your fly is down."

Jeet? No, Jew? Oh, hey, Kennywood's open.

Who knew? :P

Pappy

My wife has had that exact conversation with me :lol: