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01-08-2010, 12:02 PM
to start to fill the long and boring offseason. This can be either by NFL people or posters:

How to win with Ethics and Integrity - Bill Belichek
Outsmarting the Opponent: The Definitive Guide to Situational Playcalling - Bruce Arians
An Owner's guide to Frugal Spending - Daniel Snyder

Tight End Tips: A Guide to Devastating Blocking and YAC - Matt Spaeth
Playing with Brains: A Cerebral Guide to Football - Vince Young and Ike Taylor

01-08-2010, 12:40 PM
Great Expectations - 2009 Steelers
The Scarlett Letter - Tiger Woods
Situational Play Calling for Dummies - Bruce Arians
How to Convert to the 4-3 from the 3-4 in 10 Easy Steps - Oviedo :P

These aren't necessarily short books, but just entertaining...


01-08-2010, 12:44 PM
On 1, on 2, on 3, on 4: Remembering the Snap Count by Willie Colon.

List of people who could take me in a dark alley by James Harrison.

List of people worse than me at playing center by Sean Mahan.

How to cover a WR and not fall on your @$$ while doing so by William Gay.

01-08-2010, 12:46 PM
Center of Attention - How I Became the Greatest Center in Steeler History - Sean Mahan

Anger Management Techniques - James Harrison

The Women I've Loved - Brady Quinn

How NOT to Be a Drama Queen - Ben Roethlisberger :P

01-08-2010, 01:01 PM
Canine Obedience: A Gentle Approach - Michael Vick

Defeat with Dignity: Tips for Not Blaming Others - Mike Holmgren

Driven, Dedicated, and Detail Oriented - JaMarcus Russel

Being Humble: Brian Billick

Never Let them See You Sweat: Tips for Hiding Your Emotions - Jon Gruden

Sober Time: Stories from Nights I haven't Partied - Jeff Reed

Male Birth Control for Dummies - Travis Henry

01-08-2010, 01:07 PM
I Wish the Media Would Just Leave Me Alone and Give Me Some Privacy Already by Chad Ochocinco

My Stylish Haircutting Guide for Beauticians by Jared Allen

How to Avoid Confrontations at Work by Steve Smith

My Quarterbacks, My Friends by Terrell Owens

01-08-2010, 01:09 PM
A Tribute to Ben Roethlisberger's Faults - MSM
Fast Willie Parker and Mike Tomlin: A Tribute - LVG


01-08-2010, 01:12 PM
How to Catch a Football - by Limas Sweed (ghostwritten by the Steeler DB's)

Life in the Redzone - by Rashard Mendenhall

There Is No "I" In Team - by Brett Favre

The Dog Whisperer "Shhhh..." - by Mike Vick

A Bullet Has No Name - by Plexico Burress

01-08-2010, 01:14 PM
Just Push the "O" button by Rashard Mendenhall aka Spindenhall

01-08-2010, 01:16 PM
Act Like You've Been There Before...the Tyrone Carter story

01-08-2010, 01:20 PM
My Arduous Journey to try to Find the Real Killer by O.J. Simpson (I still can't believe that he tried to write a book called "If I Did It")

Achieving an Undefeated Season: Guide to the Last Few Games in the Regular Season by Bill Polian

Diet Tips to Help You Start Training Camp in Tip-Top Shape by Casey Hampton

How to Plan a Successful Super Bowl Parade by the Cleveland Browns Press

Steeler Mafia
01-08-2010, 01:23 PM
Some more entertaining reads:

- Bad Decisions, And How to Live With Them ~by Mike Tomin

- The Art of Tackling ~by James Farrior

- Catching is Overrated ~by Limas Sweed (preface by Ike Taylor)

- Pass on Every Down, Regardless of The Situation ~by Bruce Arians
Other books include
- Blame Execution For Your Own Shortcomings
- What Is The Red Zone
- Empty Sets, Empty Mind

- Turnstyles ~by Larry Zierlein

- Hold ~by Willie Colon

- Spinning Wheel ~by Rashard Mendenhall

- Stats Are Better Than Rings[/i ]~by Ben Rothlisburger
Other books include
- [i]My Love, Brucie
- Don't Throw It Away, Hold On Tight
- Me, Me, Me, Drama To Be

01-08-2010, 01:27 PM
Tackling For Dummies - Jeff Reed
Frowning - Hines Ward
How to Avoid Sacks and Be Well Liked by your Defensive Teammates - Ben Roethlisberger
Coverage For Dummies - Ty Carter
Losing Weight and Keeping it Off - Casey Hampton
The Magic of Birth Control - Santonio Holmes
Keeping Your Eye on the Ball - Limas Sweed
Covering Running Backs - James Farrior
Early Retirements - Dick Lebeau

The Secrets of Winning MNF Executive - LonBull
Watching Games on TV - SteelerNation1
How to Be Funny - MeetJoeGreene
Anger Management - AngryAsian
How to Be a Prick - Pappy
I can never find Steelers News - FordFixer
The Glorious 3-4 Defense - Oviedo
I love the Packers - StlrzD
Things to Do Besides Posting on PlanetSteelers - RuthlessBurgher
The Pessimist - Flippy

01-08-2010, 01:32 PM
Mop Time Mischief - Written and illustrated by Mike Tomlin

It Was Fun While It Lasted - Willie Parker

Just Say No - Santonio Holmes

01-08-2010, 01:50 PM
How to Live up to Your Potential - Lawrence Timmons

How to get your way by being Boisterous - Troy Polamalu

Denver Memories 2009 - Ryan Clark

01-08-2010, 01:54 PM
End Zone Dances: They're Real and They're Spectacular - Limas Sweed

01-08-2010, 02:05 PM
Knuckle Dragging: Life with my loooooooonnnnnnnggggg arms- AQ Shipley

01-09-2010, 07:26 AM
"The consumate pro: My experiences with profesionalism on and off the field" - Jeff Reed