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Steeler Mafia
12-18-2009, 10:45 AM
Here is some Christmas fun. I hear of this yesterday and wanted to try it out here.

Pick any player on the Steelers, tell us who it is and what you would like to get them for Christmas. Allow me to start.
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- For Rashard Mendenhall and Big Ben I would get them a big brand new set of Legos. They haven't seen a block all year.

- For Bruce Arians, I will get him a new Verizon Cell phone with the extensive coverage map. I figured since he hasn't made a successfull call in the last 5 games, this might help him out.

Your turn...whose next.

RuthlessBurgher
12-18-2009, 11:16 AM
For Ike Taylor and Limas Sweed:

What Vincent Price wanted to give his scissor-handed boy Edward.

http://passionforcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/18843817.jpg

papillon
12-18-2009, 11:26 AM
Rashard - a ladder, because, he's stepped up this year

Hines - Geritol, so, he can continue to play for a few more years at htis year's level

Ben - An egg timer that only can be set for 5 seconds, when he gets to 5 seconds and still has the ball he'll know to throw it away.

The entire team - a life support system, so that, they can have one last gasp this year

Pappy

RuthlessBurgher
12-18-2009, 11:32 AM
For Bruce Arians:

http://imagehost.vendio.com/bin/imageserver.x/00000000/muwo/.mids/AANGEL036.jpg

And, no, I am not suggesting that he should become a cross dresser.

Jom112
12-18-2009, 11:48 AM
For Santonio Holmes:

http://cytosport-muscle-milk-reviews.com/Cytosport-Muscle-Milk.jpg


To make his first down celebrations more impressive...

papillon
12-18-2009, 11:58 AM
For Santonio Holmes:

http://cytosport-muscle-milk-reviews.com/Cytosport-Muscle-Milk.jpg


To make his first down celebrations more impressive...

Nice, you're good people JOM

Pappy

phillyesq
12-18-2009, 12:17 PM
For Santonio Holmes:

http://cytosport-muscle-milk-reviews.com/Cytosport-Muscle-Milk.jpg


To make his first down celebrations more impressive...

:Clap :Clap :Clap

Well done, good sir.

SteelHead
12-18-2009, 12:37 PM
Merry Christmas Brucie !!!!!

http://thesportschickblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/footballfordummies.jpg

Djfan
12-18-2009, 12:38 PM
For Bruce A and Larry Z a one way ticket out of town.

MeetJoeGreene
12-18-2009, 12:43 PM
For Ryan Clark: Thicker Skin.

flippy
12-18-2009, 12:54 PM
A brand new knee for Troy.

Iron Shiek
12-18-2009, 02:27 PM
For Bruce A and Larry Z a one way ticket out of town.


I'll pitch on on their gift with you by adding a brand new luggage set for each of them.

Steeler Mafia
12-18-2009, 02:31 PM
For Bruce A and Larry Z a one way ticket out of town.


I'll pitch on on their gift with you by adding a brand new luggage set for each of them.

Count me in on that gift as well, Shiek. I mean, really, how much can a brown paper sack and a shoe box cost?

Jooser
12-18-2009, 03:40 PM
The entire WR Corps as well as the entire secondary, a 50 gallon drum of stick um!

fordfixer
12-18-2009, 08:38 PM
A win for the team and the fans :tt1

ghettoscott
12-18-2009, 09:03 PM
For Jeff Reed:

http://cytosport-muscle-milk-reviews.com/Cytosport-Muscle-Milk.jpg


To make his kick off's more impressive..

and a DVD of this video for instruction on the correct way to tackle on a kick off....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FhCgLeuO0I

ghettoscott
12-18-2009, 09:07 PM
....oh, and for Coach LeBeau to get into the HOF.
:tt2

feelthesteel
12-18-2009, 09:34 PM
Santa found the Steeler season

skyhawk
12-20-2009, 02:25 AM
Some Isotoner gloves for the Oline from Ben. (a la Dan Marino back in the day).

Oh wait, Dan never got sacked. Nevermind. How about $100 gift certificates to the Outback Steak House for them instead?

Jooser
12-20-2009, 10:12 AM
I'd like for most of the posters here on this forum to get back their sense of humor. :D