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flippy
10-22-2009, 02:33 PM
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flippy
10-22-2009, 02:39 PM
Good Vikings history lesson

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0-4 in SuperBowls
They traded Herschel Walker in the worst trade ever
THey lost in the playoffs after going 15-1
And now they've got a 40 year old who's arm's about to fall off
RuthlessBurgher
10-22-2009, 02:48 PM
They traded Herschel Walker in the worst trade ever

Actually, the Cowboys traded Herschel Walker in the worst trade ever. The Vikings traded FOR Herschel Walker in that trade.


And now they've got a 40 year old who's arm's about to fall off

That 40 year old with the arm about to fall off has more TD passes than Ben (12 to 10) and has fewer INT's than Ben (6 to 2). His passer rating is better than Ben's as well (109.5 to 104.5).
Oviedo
10-22-2009, 02:56 PM
The Vikings have the potential to do what the eagles did to us last season. Their DL is dominant. If Ben holds the ball he will get killed.

Adrain Peterson is the best RB in the league.

Farve is a perfect dinker and dunker and as long as he resists his wild temptaion to recklessly throw deep (sound like someone else) he could pick our defense apart because we have yet to prove we can put pressure consistently on any QB we have faced.

This game will be a toss up and will likely be decided by turnovers.
JTP53609
10-22-2009, 02:58 PM
i dont want to be a jerk or anything but the vikings are not the only 15-1 team to lose a home playoff game........look back to 2004
RuthlessBurgher
10-22-2009, 03:01 PM
i dont want to be a jerk or anything but the vikings are not the only 15-1 team to lose a home playoff game........look back to 2004

http://blackliberal.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/jerk-pic.jpg

:lol:
JTP53609
10-22-2009, 03:05 PM
i dont want to be a jerk or anything but the vikings are not the only 15-1 team to lose a home playoff game........look back to 2004

http://blackliberal.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/jerk-pic.jpg

:lol:


unfortunately i dont get some images at my work computer for some reason, what is it???
ikestops85
10-22-2009, 03:10 PM
i dont want to be a jerk or anything but the vikings are not the only 15-1 team to lose a home playoff game........look back to 2004

http://blackliberal.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/jerk-pic.jpg

:lol:


unfortunately i dont get some images at my work computer for some reason, what is it???

I don't see some images at work either but I can see this one --- and it's F'in funny

:Clap
RuthlessBurgher
10-22-2009, 03:12 PM
unfortunately i dont get some images at my work computer for some reason, what is it???

A certain type of store called to tell us what they are running out of...I hope you are a Seinfeld fan. :wink:
JTP53609
10-22-2009, 03:13 PM
unfortunately i dont get some images at my work computer for some reason, what is it???

A certain type of store called to tell us what they are running out of...I hope you are a Seinfeld fan. :wink:

the sponge???
RuthlessBurgher
10-22-2009, 03:20 PM
unfortunately i dont get some images at my work computer for some reason, what is it???

A certain type of store called to tell us what they are running out of...I hope you are a Seinfeld fan. :wink:

the sponge???

http://blogs.fayobserver.com/faytoz/files/2008/12/no-spongebob.JPG

You probably don't get to see this picture either, but it is a big ol' negative on the sponge. But it appears that you are a fan of Seinfeld, or else you would not have known about the spongeworthy episode.
Iron Shiek
10-22-2009, 03:22 PM
D in the Rolodex for JERK, Jerry! :D

That kind of store...haha. Yeah thanks for tredging up the memory of that dam championship game...I was there, and froze...for nothing.
JTP53609
10-22-2009, 03:25 PM
unfortunately i dont get some images at my work computer for some reason, what is it???

A certain type of store called to tell us what they are running out of...I hope you are a Seinfeld fan. :wink:

the sponge???

http://blogs.fayobserver.com/faytoz/files/2008/12/no-spongebob.JPG

You probably don't get to see this picture either, but it is a big ol' negative on the sponge. But it appears that you are a fan of Seinfeld, or else you would not have known about the spongeworthy episode.


this is fun at guessing the stores......must be the jerk store than......hahaha castanza...
RuthlessBurgher
10-22-2009, 03:29 PM
this is fun at guessing the stores......must be the jerk store than......hahaha castanza...

Winner winner chicken dinner. After all, you did say "i dont want to be a jerk or anything." Mmmm...jerk chicken.

http://scott.club365.net/uploaded_images/drooling_homer-712749.gif http://www.artsjournal.com/outthere/jamaican_jerk_chick.jpg
MeetJoeGreene
10-22-2009, 03:38 PM
You guys are a buzzkill.
RuthlessBurgher
10-22-2009, 03:42 PM
You guys are a buzzkill.

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/5/633745184242144310-buzzkill.jpg
BradshawsHairdresser
10-22-2009, 05:39 PM
The joke will be on the Steelers if our defense doesn't wake up and play better than they have so far this season.
TallyStiller
10-22-2009, 05:57 PM
Last team to touch the ball wins. Did you see the Vikes try to give away the Rats game last week? They're no better in the pass D department than we are.
RuthlessBurgher
10-22-2009, 07:10 PM
Last team to touch the ball wins. Did you see the Vikes try to give away the Rats game last week? They're no better in the pass D department than we are.

They are substantially worse, actually. We are ranked #12 in pass defense (200.7 ypg), and they are ranked #24 (248.3 ypg). The only thing they do better is sacks (they have 21, which is tied for 1st in the league, while we have 17 which is 3rd).

They were the only team better than us in rush D last season, but this year we are still #2 (74.5 ypg) while they have fallen to #9 (93.5 ypg).

In overall defense, we are 3rd (275.2 ypg), while they are 18th (341.8 ypg).