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Jooser
07-10-2009, 07:23 AM
posted by some idiot in Ravens' land. I can't believe how freaking stupid some people are...

http://talk.baltimoresun.com/showthread.php?t=205859


Posted by THEDEK
A Message from Joe Flacco to Steelers fans.
(Will Ferrell's Voice) Good Night Steelers Fans,

I want you to kick this song while I relay this Message I have, sent straight from Joe Cool, Joe Flacco.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqeSUAlI5uI

Let it load, and let your minds unwind to wisdom that is about to be imparted onto you.

I'm sure you're wondering......why I decided not to indent this paragraph. More importantly, you are wondering why I did not wish those in other area codes a good morning and good afternoon out of courtesy. The fact of the matter is, no matter where in the world you are Steelers fans, your lights are already out and you don't even know it. That is thee last time you will ever beat Joe Flacco three times in a season...................let alone two. There's no time left for you. So I decided to call up the Undertaker not too long ago. He agreed to provide a Paul Bearer sized casket for the upcoming season, cuz we all know Paul Bearer was a big mutha f*cker. I even decided to spice up your funeral, by employing the great voice of the most epic Will Ferrell to give your Eulogy tonight. He was able to sneak out of the backdoor of the Roxbury while Mr. Zadir was trying to figure out who grabbed his *ss again. Don't you hate it when he does that?

Anyways Steelers fans, as I have mentioned before but could never emphasize enough, there's no time left for you. I've got a fire of an arm prepared to ignite on your precious black and yellow Steelers, because we all know that is what the true color on the uniform is...Yellow.

Polamalu will be destroyed, Hines Ward will finally get his, Mike Tomlin will get 'house'd and Little Ben will get into another Motorcycle accident.........when he runs into me, twice this season. I'm sorry Steelers Fans, or theoretically I would like to be, because I'm a nice guy.

I never say much. I'm not one for the limelight. No...........I prefer lemons anyway. I was sipping mom's homemade lemonade this evening. Yes, this evening Steelers fans. watching "Casino". Something miraculous happened near the middle of the movie. Joe Pesci came out of my television screen. I know........I didn't believe it myself. But he told me to call the Undertaker, he told me to order the Paul Bearer sized casket. He told me to call the NFL front office and provide them with a colorful tyrade, because they must be truly color blind if they think that is gold that you wear.

He told me to even employ this great and epic voice, of Will Ferrell...to tell you...that your Steelers did not give up the name of Johnny M. And since they wouldn't give up the name of Johnny M,


I'm have to put their heads in a f*cking vice.

I'm sorry Steelers Fans. There's no time left for you.

God Bless,
Joe Cool
Joe Flacco
Relayed by the voice..........of Will Farrell.

Chachi
07-10-2009, 07:51 AM
I thought the XFL folded a few years ago.

Iron Shiek
07-10-2009, 10:18 AM
Did I miss something...since when is Joe Flacco the second coming of Joe Montana or Dan Marino...? :ratsuck

BradshawsHairdresser
07-10-2009, 10:37 AM
Two words for Joe Flacco:

SOPHOMORE SLUMP

Jooser
07-10-2009, 10:51 AM
Like I told them (Ravens fans) on their forum: "The plaque for the alternate is down in the ladies' room." :tt2

NC Steeler Fan
07-10-2009, 11:36 AM
Funny how this smack talk is directed at Steeler FANS...

Too chicken chit to direct it to our players???


Whatever...

Acero
07-10-2009, 12:17 PM
Funny how this smack talk is directed at Steeler FANS...

Too chicken chit to direct it to our players???


Whatever...

Well, it's written by a half-witted, chest-thumping, gramatically-impaired, rambling, mentally retarded Ratbirds fan.

What garbage. Kindergarten-level trash talk in July. If it was a half-decent, witty tirade, I might have slightly chuckled. But as it is, it's just a waste of time.

feelthesteel
07-10-2009, 12:43 PM
Flacco isn't that some kind of erotic hand cream? :ratsuck :ratsuck :ratsuck :ratsuck

proudpittsburgher
07-10-2009, 12:54 PM
So why does the writer choose Steelers fans to direct it to (other than being the nail in our hammer-nail relationship) when the three games against the Steelers were three of Flacid's worst games of last season?

DHSF
07-10-2009, 01:25 PM
Well, it's written by a half-witted, chest-thumping, gramatically-impaired, rambling, mentally retarded Ratbirds fan.

What garbage. Kindergarten-level trash talk in July. If it was a half-decent, witty tirade, I might have slightly chuckled. But as it is, it's just a waste of time.

My thoughts exactly. That was 2 minutes of my time wasted. The best he could come up with is the Steeler's uniforms are black and yellow, not black and gold. What a tool.

Jooser
07-10-2009, 02:11 PM
The funny part about that thread was the one this idiot posted before it that led up to this garbage. He kept posting the lyrics to the song and asking everyone there if they knew the title. After being made fun of by his own peers, one finally told him what song he was thinking of. The guy then had his ammo to go find the song he posted from youtube so he could then pen this psyco-babble kitten puke. There must be lead in the crabcakes in Baltimore.......

anger 82&95
07-10-2009, 05:18 PM
Flacco isn't that some kind of erotic hand cream? :ratsuck :ratsuck :ratsuck :ratsuckYes, and it's often purchased by Tom Brady and Brady Quinn at their local "bookstore."

stlrz d
07-10-2009, 08:44 PM
I saw it this morning. That guy writes stuff (lengthy stuff) all the time and posts it thinking it's funny.

One of his favorite things to do is PTI "bits" that he creates. He's an unemployed college grad who majored in English.

It's no mystery why he's unemployed.

steelcityrules!!
07-10-2009, 10:30 PM
that was terrible.

three more consecutive losses to us officially makes this team irrelevant.

Chavezz
07-11-2009, 09:23 AM
That was bad, I mean that was Rara bad. I hope for that posters sake that he's 12-13 years old and doesn't really understand english all that well. It sounded like a reallllllly bad Jim Rome show take.

Uncle Rico
07-11-2009, 10:23 AM
From page 3 of that thread:

"perhaps the gayest thing I've ever read. and I say that as a raven's fan"
FAIL

:lol:

stlrz d
07-11-2009, 11:39 AM
That was bad, I mean that was Rara bad. I hope for that posters sake that he's 12-13 years old and doesn't really understand english all that well. It sounded like a reallllllly bad Jim Rome show take.
Nope...like I posted, he has always maintained that he's a recently graduated English major from some private college on Maryland's Eastern Shore.

Chavezz
07-11-2009, 02:35 PM
That was bad, I mean that was Rara bad. I hope for that posters sake that he's 12-13 years old and doesn't really understand english all that well. It sounded like a reallllllly bad Jim Rome show take.
Nope...like I posted, he has always maintained that he's a recently graduated English major from some private college on Maryland's Eastern Shore.

If that's an english grad then I must be a literary genius.