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ANPSTEEL
06-25-2009, 05:22 PM
ok not really-

but is "Every Coaches Dream" really any better?

No it isn't. In fact, it is worse.

He should just get right to the point, and call himself "Tool" or "Azzhole".

What a frikin' d-bag.

Sorry for the expletive laden post here- but that is just how annoying i find this.

I almost wish he were a Steeler, so that I/We all could have the fun of watching the coaching staff and rest of the team kick his sorry azz to the curb.

what a loser.

brief excerpt:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdo ... nfl,172357 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Chris-Johnson-has-a-new-nickname-for-himself-an?urn=nfl,172357)

“Smash and Dash have had a divorce — that’s official,’’ Johnson said. “I have to be my own guy, so no more Smash and Dash, that was last year. Every Coach’s Dream, that’s me. Because they say every team has its own identity. I feel for me, I can’t be noticed as a group any more. I am my own guy.’’

RuthlessBurgher
06-25-2009, 06:21 PM
Darn kids these days...whatever happened to the good old days when football players gave themselves normal nicknames, like improper Spanish numbers?

Where have you gone, Chris Dos Ocho? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Woo woo woo...

MeetJoeGreene
06-26-2009, 11:21 AM
Man, I hope he gets caught between a Troy and Silverback sandwich on opening day.

papillon
06-26-2009, 12:25 PM
Man, I hope he gets caught between a Troy and Silverback sandwich on opening day.

No sandwich for Johnson, I don't want one of the Steelers to hold him up after the other lights him up. I want the ground to be the object that stops his forward progress. :P Let Silverback have the honors. :Beer

Pappy

Jigawatts
06-26-2009, 12:34 PM
Great, another one. :roll:

I guess that makes L. White "Every Buffets Nightmare."

RuthlessBurgher
06-26-2009, 02:00 PM
Great, another one. :roll:

I guess that makes L. White "Every Buffets Nightmare."

http://capitalcitychris.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/johnpinette.jpg

"You go now!"

"You been here four hour!"

"You frighten my wife!"

"You eat more than killer whale!"

"Sign say 'All you can eat' not 'You eat all'!"

"YOU GO NOW!!!"

(for those of you familiar with the comic stylings of John Pinette)

ANPSTEEL
06-26-2009, 04:22 PM
Great, another one. :roll:

I guess that makes L. White "Every Buffets Nightmare."

http://capitalcitychris.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/johnpinette.jpg

"You go now!"

"You been here four hour!"

"You frighten my wife!"

"You eat more than killer whale!"

"Sign say 'All you can eat' not 'You eat all'!"

"YOU GO NOW!!!"

(for those of you familiar with the comic stylings of John Pinette)

oh- i see lets completely sidetrack the original intent of the post ;)

actually that is pretty funny- and the original post wasn't.

thanks for the assist.

Acero
06-26-2009, 04:24 PM
Man, I'm so old I remember the days when a nickname was something somebody else gave you.

fezziwig
06-26-2009, 04:47 PM
This idiot continues to cause chaos for his team and I love it. When will the owners, players coaches and fans wake up to this dude and realize he disrupts any cohesion they have for being a team ?

I hope he remains a Bengal until he is an old man.

Acero
06-26-2009, 05:51 PM
I hope he remains a Bengal until he is an old man.

Um... you mean Chris Johnson, the Titans' RB?

Get yer Johnson straight... maybe all the johnson's in the league should change their last names to mistranslated spanish numerals. Chris Dos Ocho, and Larry Dos Siete... Rudi Tres Dos and Andre Ocho Cero.

Or something.

Snatch98
06-26-2009, 06:06 PM
This idiot continues to cause chaos for his team and I love it. When will the owners, players coaches and fans wake up to this dude and realize he disrupts any cohesion they have for being a team ?

I hope he remains a Bengal until he is an old man.


It's Chris Johnson not Chad Ocho Cinco. The Titans sophmore RB.

stlrz d
06-26-2009, 08:42 PM
I hope he remains a Bengal until he is an old man.

Um... you mean Chris Johnson, the Titans' RB?

Get yer Johnson straight... maybe all the johnson's in the league should change their last names to mistranslated spanish numerals. Chris Dos Ocho, and Larry Dos Siete... Rudi Tres Dos and Andre Ocho Cero.

Or something.

:wft :shock:

papillon
06-26-2009, 10:11 PM
I hope he remains a Bengal until he is an old man.

Um... you mean Chris Johnson, the Titans' RB?

Get yer Johnson straight... maybe all the johnson's in the league should change their last names to mistranslated spanish numerals. Chris Dos Ocho, and Larry Dos Siete... Rudi Tres Dos and Andre Ocho Cero.

Or something.

:wft :shock:

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Good catch stlrz d... :Bow

Pappy

fezziwig
06-26-2009, 10:12 PM
Thank you for the correction. Chad Johnson is still a tool.

Acero
06-26-2009, 10:43 PM
Get yer Johnson straight.

:wft :shock:

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Good catch stlrz d... :Bow

Pappy
Just for the record, it was there intentionally. :twisted: glad to see you pick up on it :)

papillon
06-26-2009, 10:53 PM
Get yer Johnson straight.

:wft :shock:

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Good catch stlrz d... :Bow

Pappy
Just for the record, it was there intentionally. :twisted: glad to see you pick up on it :)

If you put it there purposefully :shock: then you deserve :Bow :Bow and http://www.thesteelersforum.com/yabbfiles/Smilies/roflmao.gif Thanks!

Pappy

stlrz d
06-27-2009, 07:35 AM
Get yer Johnson straight.

:wft :shock:

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Good catch stlrz d... :Bow

Pappy
Just for the record, it was there intentionally. :twisted: glad to see you pick up on it :)

I figured it was, but still. :wft :shock:

fordfixer
06-27-2009, 07:48 AM
Get yer Johnson straight.

:wft :shock:

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Good catch stlrz d... :Bow

Pappy
Just for the record, it was there intentionally. :twisted: glad to see you pick up on it :)


D - I just can't believe that you picked up Acero's straight johnson :shock: