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RuthlessBurgher
04-16-2009, 02:07 PM
"It's a...HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!"

Penguins 4, Flyers 1

Pittsburgh Goals:
S. Crosby (1)
T. Kennedy (1)
E. Malkin (1)
M. Eaton (1)

One Down...Fifteen To Go!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
04-19-2009, 03:05 PM
"He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!"

Penguins 3, Flyers 2 (OT)

Pittsburgh Goals:
B. Guerin 2 (1, 2)
E. Malkin (2)

(Penguins up 2-0 in the series)

Two Down...Fourteen To Go!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
04-22-2009, 12:26 PM
"That was a million dollar move, but Fleury had two million in his pocket!!"

Penguins 3, Flyers 1

Pittsburgh Goals:
S. Crosby (2)
T. Kennedy (2)
M. Talbot (1)

(Penguins up 3-1 in the series)

Three Down...Thirteen To Go!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
04-27-2009, 01:27 AM
"I've seen that fish before!"

Penguins 5, Flyers 3

Pittsburgh Goals:
S. Crosby 2 (3,4)
M. Eaton (2)
R. Fedotenko (1)
S. Gonchar (1)

(Penguins win the series 4 games to 2, eliminating the Philadephia Flyers)

Four Down...Twelve To Go!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

(I'm late with this because by the time this game ended, the draft was in full swing, and my attention was fixated there for the rest of the weekend)

RuthlessBurgher
05-07-2009, 01:52 PM
"Scratch my back with a hacksaw!"

Penguins 3, Capitals 2 (OT)

Pittsburgh Goals:
R. Fedotenko (2)
E. Malkin (5)
K. Letang (1)

(Capitals up 2-1 in the series)

Five Down...Eleven To Go!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
05-09-2009, 01:53 AM
"He should get 5 to 10 for that!"

Penguins 5, Capitals 3

Pittsburgh Goals:
S. Gonchar (2)
B. Guerin (3)
R. Fedotenko (3)
S. Crosby (9)
M. Talbot (2)

(Series tied 2-2)

Six Down...Ten To Go!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
05-11-2009, 09:00 AM
"If you missed this, shame on you for six weeks!"

Penguins 4, Capitals 3 (OT)

Pittsburgh Goals:
J. Staal (1)
R. Fedotenko (4)
M. Cooke (1)
E. Malkin (6)

(Penguins up 3-2 in the series)

Seven Down...Nine To Go!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

Jigawatts
05-13-2009, 02:51 PM
bump.

:lol:

RuthlessBurgher
05-14-2009, 10:23 AM
"Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!"

Penguins 6, Capitals 2

Pittsburgh Goals:
S. Crosby 2 (11, 12)
C. Adams (1)
B. Guerin (5)
K. Letang (3)
J. Staal (2)

(Penguins win the series 4 games to 3, eliminating the Washington Capitals)

Eight Down...Eight To Go!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

Halfway There, Baby!!!

RuthlessBurgher
05-19-2009, 10:13 AM
"Good shot...better save by Fleury!"

Penguins 3, Hurricanes 2

Pittsburgh Goals:
M. Satan (1)
E. Malkin (7)
P. Boucher (1)

(Penguins up 1-0 in the series)

Nine Down...Seven To Go!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
05-22-2009, 12:28 PM
"He hasn't scored since the eighth-grade picnic!"

Penguins 7, Hurricanes 4

Pittsburgh Goals:
E. Malkin 3 (8, 9, 10)
S. Crosby (13)
M. Talbot (3)
C. Kunitz (1)
T. Kennedy (3)

(Penguins up 2-0 in the series)

Ten Down...Six To Go!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
05-24-2009, 09:33 AM
"It would take a miracle on Grant Street to come back from this deficit!"

Penguins 6, Hurricanes 2

Pittsburgh Goals:
E. Malkin 2 (11, 12)
S. Crosby (14)
R. Fedotenko (5)
C. Adams (2)
B. Guerin (7)

(Penguins up 3-0 in the series)

Eleven Down...Five To Go!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
05-27-2009, 01:42 PM
"You can spit-shine your shoes, 'cause the Pens are going dancing with Lord Stanley!"

Penguins 4, Hurricanes 1

Pittsburgh Goals:
R. Fedotenko (6)
M. Talbot (4)
B. Guerin (7)
C. Adams (3)

(Penguins sweep the series 4 games to 0, eliminating the Carolina Hurricanes)

Twelve Down...Four To Go!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
06-02-2009, 10:57 PM
"Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too!"

Penguins 4, Red Wings 2

Pittsburgh Goals:
M. Talbot 2 (5,6)
K. Letang (4)
S. Gonchar (3)

(Red Wings up 2-1 in the series)

Thirteen Down...Three To Go!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
06-05-2009, 10:23 AM
"He beat him like a rented mule!"

Penguins 4, Red Wings 2

Pittsburgh Goals:
E. Malkin (14)
J. Staal (3)
S. Crosby (15)
T. Kennedy (4)

(Series tied 2-2)

Fourteen Down...Two To Go!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
06-10-2009, 10:31 AM
"Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek!"

Penguins 2, Red Wings 1

Pittsburgh Goals:
J. Staal (4)
T. Kennedy (5)

(Series tied 3-3)

Fifteen Down...One To Go!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
06-12-2009, 11:31 PM
"LORD STANLEY, LORD STANLEY
BRING ME THE BRANDY!"

Penguins 2, Red Wings 1

Pittsburgh Goals:
M. Talbot 2 (7,8)

(Penguins win the series 4 games to 3, eliminating the Detroit Red Wings, and winning the Stanley Cup)

SIXTEEN DOWN...THE CUP IS OURS!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RiKChYE3wQI/AAAAAAAACMs/lX_b05XIpfo/s320/SC-hoisting-SC%5B1%5D.jpg

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0612/nhl_u_crosby11_576.jpg

Jigawatts
06-13-2009, 12:07 PM
A big thanks to Ruthless.
:Bow :Bow :Bow :Bow :Bow :Bow :Bow :Bow :Bow :Bow :Bow :Bow

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RuthlessBurgher
06-13-2009, 03:05 PM
There are so many other great Lange-isms I did not get a chance to use in this thread...

http://cdn.nhl.com/penguins/images/upload/2009/06/langecupcall.jpg

"Lord Stanley, Scratch Their Names On Your Fabled Cup!!!"

“Heeeeeeeeeee shoots and scores!”

I'll be cow-kicked!

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1795/hossaa.jpg

He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch!

Get that dog off my lawn!

He got caught with his hand in the cookie jar!

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0612/nhl_u_talbot12_300.jpg

They are buzzin' like beeeees around a hive!

He takes the heat out of a hot kitchen!

He left the defensemen on the parkway going to the airport!

http://cdn.nhl.com/penguins/images/upload/2009/06/061209_DET_PIT_talbotFleury.jpg

They threw everything at him but the kitchen sink!

He's all over 'em like a newpair of shoes!

He's got more patience than Mercy hospital!

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0612/nhl_g_malkin11_600.jpg

Michael, Michael, Motorcycle!

Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti!

He picked his pocket like he was walking down 5th Avenue!

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/photos/2009-06-12/0613ssidcup-a.jpg

Oh, slap me silly, Sidney!

Hallelujah Hollywood!

Look out Loretta!

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/9676180_18_2.jpg

Donna needs a donut!

The turkey is on the table!

How much fried chicken can you eat?

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/photos/2009/06/13/crosby-cup-0907612.jpg

He gave 'em more moves than Mae West!

He smoked him like a bad cigar!

He put it in the top shelf where grandma keeps the cookies!

http://espn.go.com/photo/2009/0612/nhl_a_crosby2_sw_203.jpg

She wants to sell my monkey

Let's go hunt moose on a Harley!

He put him on his wallet!

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/images/200906/20090613mf_crosby_cup_500.jpg

Never teach a pig to sing!

Never sit on a bald man’s hat!

He went right down Broadway and then some!

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/images/200906/20090613freed_staal_500.jpg

He's like a bull in a china shop!

He's handing out checks like it's the first of the month!

He hit him so hard his kids will be born dizzy!

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0612/nhl_g_penguins15_668.jpg

Get in the fast lane Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!

It's time to buy new shoes!

There is a 211 in progress at Mellon Arena!

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0613/nhl_a_crosby_sy1_576.jpg

And the kitchen is closed!

Hop in the Cordoba baby, we're going bowling!

Well, shave my face with a rusty razor!