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RuthlessBurgher
04-09-2009, 12:38 PM
http://cowboysinsiderblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/04/

The awesome highlights include:

Some WWMBD (What Would Marty B Do?) Wisdom about how to handle a date with a girl who is not as attractive as you remember when you met her in a bar (instead of beer goggles, he calls it the Grey Goose Effect). In an ironic twist, the date was to see the the movie was "He's Just Not That Into You."

Playing games against an 4' 16" (you have to add it up for yourself) alien (yes, he believes in aliens...even really stupid ones) with Marcus Spears' stomach, Jason Witten's arms, Peyton Manning's head, and Reggie McNeal's legs (the alien was an awesome golfer...18 connsecutive holes-in-one has got to be a record...however, Marty B was much better than the dumb alien at basketball, Monopoly, and checkers).

How to deal with female flatulance ("I mean come on if you were on a date with Angelina Jolie a lunch date eating spaghetti and pancakes or whatever it is people eat in Hollywood and as she's feeding you she farts. Do you let her slide because of her
beauty or call her out?")