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stlrz d
03-10-2009, 04:30 PM
http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.a ... &catid=158 (http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520&catid=158)


Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap
Posted By: Jillian Coyle

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on TheBayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirmed the information to 9NEWS NOW.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consentual behavior.
Written by Bill Starks
9NEWS NOW & wusa9.com

:shock: :shock: :shock:

RuthlessBurgher
03-10-2009, 04:32 PM
Okay...there's my nightmare for tonight.

Iron Shiek
03-10-2009, 04:51 PM
:| Dumbass!

stlrz d
03-10-2009, 05:03 PM
Notice how the media spins it though? She was injured by the SAW, not the TOY!

Effin' media! :lol:

eniparadoxgma
03-10-2009, 07:00 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah a

RuthlessBurgher
03-10-2009, 07:03 PM
Notice that it is right in the heart of Ravens' country. I guess when you live in the STD capital of the world, using a saber saw is considered to be safe sex. :shock:

stlrz d
03-10-2009, 07:24 PM
Notice that it is right in the heart of Ravens' country. I guess when you live in the STD capital of the world, using a saber saw is considered to be safe sex. :shock:

Actually that's Redskins country.

Believe me...I know people that live around there.

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=lexington ... 1&ct=title (http://maps.google.com/maps?q=lexington+park,+md&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&split=0&gl=us&ei=Tva2Sf7IJ4-Etge_xOiqCQ&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=title)

stlrz d
03-10-2009, 07:43 PM
In light of this incident, Milwaukee Tools is changing the product name from Sawzall to SawzAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HOLY F&$%ING SH!T MOTHER F&$%ER WHAT THE F&$% DID YOU DO TO ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

RuthlessBurgher
03-10-2009, 07:45 PM
Notice that it is right in the heart of Ravens' country. I guess when you live in the STD capital of the world, using a saber saw is considered to be safe sex. :shock:

Actually that's Redskins country.

Believe me...I know people that live around there.

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=lexington ... 1&ct=title (http://maps.google.com/maps?q=lexington+park,+md&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&split=0&gl=us&ei=Tva2Sf7IJ4-Etge_xOiqCQ&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=title)

Well if it is outside D.C., that is where all the big-shot politicians live. They are used to @#$%ing all of us with assorted uncomfortable items all the time. This just took it up a notch!

Djfan
03-11-2009, 01:26 PM
Notice that it is right in the heart of Ravens' country. I guess when you live in the STD capital of the world, using a saber saw is considered to be safe sex. :shock:

Actually that's Redskins country.

Believe me...I know people that live around there.

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=lexington ... 1&ct=title (http://maps.google.com/maps?q=lexington+park,+md&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&split=0&gl=us&ei=Tva2Sf7IJ4-Etge_xOiqCQ&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=title)

Well if it is outside D.C., that is where all the big-shot politicians live. They are used to @#$%ing all of us with assorted uncomfortable items all the time. This just took it up a notch!

Ain't that the truth!

Jooser
03-11-2009, 11:12 PM
In light of this incident, Milwaukee Tools is changing the product name from Sawzall to SawzAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HOLY F&$%ING SH!T MOTHER F&$%ER WHAT THE F&$% DID YOU DO TO ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p262/jooser73/laughingsmiley.gif

Uncle Rico
03-15-2009, 07:31 AM
Here's another weird sex story from my local area but in this case the wife actually died.

http://www.whtm.com/news/stories/0309/603512.html

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