View Full Version : Chuck Norris is 69 today

Uncle Rico
03-10-2009, 09:24 AM
......so how about posting some of your favorite Chuckisms to celebrate? Here's mine:

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

stlrz d
03-10-2009, 09:29 AM
I'll share this instead: My dad had karate classes with Chuck Norris in SoCal. My dad wanted to be in movies so he thought learning martial arts would help him with that. It's my understanding he lost interest in the martial arts pretty quickly though.

03-10-2009, 10:11 AM
I actually met Chuck at my Dojo 2 years ago. He's affiliated with the same organization that my Shihan runs, which is USA Marial Arts. FWI, my Shihan out-ranks Chuck by two degrees. :lol:

03-10-2009, 10:19 AM
To the ladies, Chuck Norris has always been 69.

03-10-2009, 04:05 PM
To the ladies, Chuck Norris has always been 69.