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Discipline of Steel
03-04-2009, 09:09 AM
Theoretically, Mike Tomlin, or one of his staff, could be monitoring (or perhaps even participating) in some of these threads just to get a sense of the alternative opinions from the 'knowledgable' fan base. Due diligence would dictate exploring all potential solutions to pressing issues. If the Steelers have sent someone to 'spy' on their fan base, which of us might it be? Ill start by saying its not me!!!

RKSteel
03-04-2009, 09:54 AM
Okay, it's me. I am really an intern for the Steelers. Coach Tomlin has asked me to review various websites to get a feel about "Steeler Nation."

Coach Tomlin believes disrecpting the Steelers is blasphemy, and will do everything in his power disrupt any sources of negative feed back, such as taking down troll infested web forums. cough triblive cough

Although Coach Tomlin decided to keep Coach Arians, he has mentioned Coach Arians will be on a short leash if the red zone offense doesn't improve as well as designing game plans to fully utilize Heath Miller.

That is all I'm allowed to reveal at this time. Have a good day and keep posting. :D

RuthlessBurgher
03-04-2009, 10:13 AM
I think the person who had the "Tomlin is an overpaid janitor" sig was Tomlin himself. Pure genius. :mrgreen:

rpmpit
03-04-2009, 10:14 AM
I'm Bruce Arians. And I really don't care what you guys think. We won the Super Bowl so I'll be back next year and probably for the next 10-15 seasons as long as Tomlin is our coach.

The hardest part about coming to this site is reading about how much Asian hates me and wants me fired. I thought we were friends :( :cry: :( :cry:

RuthlessBurgher
03-04-2009, 10:18 AM
I'm Bruce Arians. And I really don't care what you guys think. We won the Super Bowl so I'll be back next year and probably for the next 10-15 seasons as long as Tomlin is our coach.

The hardest part about coming to this site is reading about how much Asian hates me and wants me fired. I thought we were friends :( :cry: :( :cry:

Arians stinks. Armpits stink. It's all starting to make sense... :lol:

rpmpit
03-04-2009, 10:21 AM
I'm Bruce Arians. And I really don't care what you guys think. We won the Super Bowl so I'll be back next year and probably for the next 10-15 seasons as long as Tomlin is our coach.

The hardest part about coming to this site is reading about how much Asian hates me and wants me fired. I thought we were friends :( :cry: :( :cry:

Arians stinks. Armpits stink. It's all starting to make sense... :lol:

I guess I set myself up for that one! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Chachi
03-04-2009, 10:30 AM
Col. Mustard

In the Library

With the candle stick.

steeler_fan_in_t.o.
03-04-2009, 10:49 AM
As the old saying goes..............

The coach who does what the fans want him to soon ends up sitting among them.

As knowledgeable as we may think we are, we are sitting here on the outside. We have no clue what is happening on the inside.

BTW, I'm Larry Z. Now I've already wasted enough time on you guys, let me get back to what this computer should really be used for, downloading porn. :tt1

RuthlessBurgher
03-04-2009, 10:58 AM
I think I am the only one in here who is not a coach for the Steelers. I was, however, a coach for the Lions at one time. People tended to frown on my tendency to go through drive-thrus with no pants on, however. :moon

pfelix73
03-04-2009, 11:08 AM
IF you are Bruce Arians, where did you attend high school? Who are some of your friends from when you lived in south central PA?

What was the name of that QB from Central High that was your starting QB at Temple? And did the 2 of you actually get along???

stlrz d
03-04-2009, 11:25 AM
I'm the Barber of Seville.

Figaro.

That is all.

SteelerOfDeVille
03-04-2009, 12:04 PM
I'm the Barber of Seville.

Figaro.

That is all.
you know that was part inspiration for my name...

BTW, if i was Mike Tomlin, I'd be dissapointed... he's not as cool as me.

AngryAsian
03-04-2009, 12:30 PM
I'm Bruce Arians. And I really don't care what you guys think. We won the Super Bowl so I'll be back next year and probably for the next 10-15 seasons as long as Tomlin is our coach.

The hardest part about coming to this site is reading about how much Asian hates me and wants me fired. I thought we were friends :( :cry: :( :cry:


I hate Bruce Willis!.... but hey, all you white people look alike to me. :lol: :lol: :lol:

SteelerOfDeVille
03-04-2009, 12:40 PM
I'm Bruce Arians. And I really don't care what you guys think. We won the Super Bowl so I'll be back next year and probably for the next 10-15 seasons as long as Tomlin is our coach.

The hardest part about coming to this site is reading about how much Asian hates me and wants me fired. I thought we were friends :( :cry: :( :cry:


I hate Bruce Willis!.... but hey, all you white people look alike to me. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I don't care who you are... that there's funny.! :lol: :lol: :lol:

rpmpit
03-04-2009, 12:43 PM
IF you are Bruce Arians, where did you attend high school? Who are some of your friends from when you lived in south central PA?

What was the name of that QB from Central High that was your starting QB at Temple? And did the 2 of you actually get along???

I graduated from William Penn High School in York. Earlier, I had attended York Catholic High School. My friends from South Central PA are Ed, Lou, Jack and Eugene.


James Thompson. No we didn't get along and he quit the team.

This is the best I could do using Google. Well, I guessed on the friends :oops:

Let me know if I was right!

rpmpit
03-04-2009, 12:47 PM
I'm Bruce Arians. And I really don't care what you guys think. We won the Super Bowl so I'll be back next year and probably for the next 10-15 seasons as long as Tomlin is our coach.

The hardest part about coming to this site is reading about how much Asian hates me and wants me fired. I thought we were friends :( :cry: :( :cry:


I hate Bruce Willis!.... but hey, all you white people look alike to me. :lol: :lol: :lol:


http://www.topix.com/forum/city/buffalo ... P8N554FJVU (http://www.topix.com/forum/city/buffalo-ny/T4P2EEJP8N554FJVU)

Djfan
03-04-2009, 12:54 PM
I'm bachelor number 2.

RuthlessBurgher
03-04-2009, 12:56 PM
I'm Bruce Arians. And I really don't care what you guys think. We won the Super Bowl so I'll be back next year and probably for the next 10-15 seasons as long as Tomlin is our coach.

The hardest part about coming to this site is reading about how much Asian hates me and wants me fired. I thought we were friends :( :cry: :( :cry:


I hate Bruce Willis!.... but hey, all you white people look alike to me. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Unfortunately, most of us DIE HARD fans have a SIXTH SENSE that tells us that Bruce's offense will not be able to go THE WHOLE NINE YARDS.

http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/ap_photo/20090123/all/l3604136.jpg http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/bruce-willis/pictures/bruce-willis-picture-5.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
03-04-2009, 12:59 PM
IF you are Bruce Arians, where did you attend high school? Who are some of your friends from when you lived in south central PA?

What was the name of that QB from Central High that was your starting QB at Temple? And did the 2 of you actually get along???

I graduated from William Penn High School in York. Earlier, I had attended York Catholic High School. My friends from South Central PA are Ed, Lou, Jack and Eugene.


James Thompson. No we didn't get along and he quit the team.

This is the best I could do using Google. Well, I guessed on the friends :oops:

Let me know if I was right!

The correct answer was: He had no friends.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/2/28/fail128487113729843750.jpg

Jooser
03-04-2009, 01:43 PM
I just around MT's mop bucket around the locker room in case he tries to coach or something. No need to make a mess of things. :wink:

AngryAsian
03-04-2009, 03:03 PM
I'm Bruce Arians. And I really don't care what you guys think. We won the Super Bowl so I'll be back next year and probably for the next 10-15 seasons as long as Tomlin is our coach.

The hardest part about coming to this site is reading about how much Asian hates me and wants me fired. I thought we were friends :( :cry: :( :cry:


I hate Bruce Willis!.... but hey, all you white people look alike to me. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Unfortunately, most of us DIE HARD fans have a SIXTH SENSE that tells us that Bruce's offense will not be able to go THE WHOLE NINE YARDS.

http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/ap_photo/20090123/all/l3604136.jpg http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/bruce-willis/pictures/bruce-willis-picture-5.jpg

Ruthless, your mind works so much like mine... it scares me... "I see white people."

costanza2k1
03-04-2009, 03:23 PM
Ok, it's me Omar Khan...this board needed a Indian guy so here I am. Don't worry about Harrison's contract, I'll get it done.

JUST-PLAIN-NASTY
03-04-2009, 03:50 PM
I'm Bruce Arians. And I really don't care what you guys think. We won the Super Bowl so I'll be back next year and probably for the next 10-15 seasons as long as Tomlin is our coach.

The hardest part about coming to this site is reading about how much Asian hates me and wants me fired. I thought we were friends :( :cry: :( :cry:


I hate Bruce Willis!.... but hey, all you white people look alike to me. :lol: :lol: :lol:

....And you all...Taste like Chicken!!! Who luvs ya AA!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

stlrz d
03-04-2009, 04:17 PM
Ok, it's me Omar Khan...this board needed a Indian guy so here I am. Don't worry about Harrison's contract, I'll get it done.

Just don't screw it up by trying to pay him in Rupees. :P

papillon
03-04-2009, 04:35 PM
Ok, it's me Omar Khan...this board needed a Indian guy so here I am. Don't worry about Harrison's contract, I'll get it done.

Yo, Omar, listen up, let JH play next year for peanuts and then franchise him twice. The Steelers will then have had him for three years at about 20 million and he'd be really happy with you. :P

Pappy

flippy
03-04-2009, 06:19 PM
I am Mike Tomlin.

MeetJoeGreene
03-04-2009, 07:09 PM
I smell a new song by Joan Osbourne:

If Mike had a username, what would it be
And would you PM to his face
If you were faced with him in all his splash plays
What would you ask if you had just one question

And Wooo, Wooo Mike is great
Woooo Woooo Mike is good
Woo Woo Woo Woo

What if Mike was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the board
Trying to make the Planet home


.

AngryAsian
03-04-2009, 07:15 PM
I'm Bruce Arians. And I really don't care what you guys think. We won the Super Bowl so I'll be back next year and probably for the next 10-15 seasons as long as Tomlin is our coach.

The hardest part about coming to this site is reading about how much Asian hates me and wants me fired. I thought we were friends :( :cry: :( :cry:


I hate Bruce Willis!.... but hey, all you white people look alike to me. :lol: :lol: :lol:

....And you all...Taste like Chicken!!! Who luvs ya AA!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

feelthesteel
03-04-2009, 08:16 PM
im Mike Tomlin
why you all dissin me man.
i bring ya the damn trophy
an this is how yall treat me Damn Janitor
keep it up dog and i'll make Bruce Arians assistant head coach.
ya hear me. damn !!

pfelix73
03-04-2009, 08:38 PM
Not too bad there.... BA went to York High AKA William Penn. How about that QB though?

That might be one you can't find... I'll be super impressed if you do..........

I'll give you a hint- his initials are MB. More hints to follow.....

Nice try on the friends part......

RuthlessBurgher
03-04-2009, 09:31 PM
I smell a new song by Joan Osbourne:

If Mike had a username, what would it be
And would you PM to his face
If you were faced with him in all his splash plays
What would you ask if you had just one question

And Wooo, Wooo Mike is great
Woooo Woooo Mike is good
Woo Woo Woo Woo

What if Mike was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the board
Trying to make the Planet home


.

:Bow :lol:

Discipline of Steel
03-04-2009, 09:48 PM
Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a pass, from the air
I was round when night train lane
Had his moment of joy and fame
Made damn sure that woody hayes
punched that man and sealed his fate
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around Cincinnatti
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed dan fouts and his receivers
In the AFC championship game
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzburgh raged
And the offense stank
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
winning super bowl 43
Fought for five decades
In the world's greatest game
I shouted out,
Whose got the zone blitz?
When after all
It was made by me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man with a wealth of history
I laid traps for quarterbacks
Who get killed before they get their bombs away
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, fourth down, baby
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every raven is a criminal
And all the Steelers, saints
dressed in black and gold
Just call me Richard
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me on the field, dont fear me
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your veteran players
Or Ill lay your offense to waste, um yeah
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, get down to it

RuthlessBurgher
03-04-2009, 09:55 PM
Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a pass, from the air
I was round when night train lane
Had his moment of joy and fame
Made damn sure that woody hayes
punched that man and sealed his fate
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around Cincinnatti
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed dan fouts and his receivers
In the AFC championship game
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzburgh raged
And the offense stank
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
winning super bowl 43
Fought for five decades
In the world's greatest game
I shouted out,
Whose got the zone blitz?
When after all
It was made by me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man with a wealth of history
I laid traps for quarterbacks
Who get killed before they get their bombs away
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, fourth down, baby
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every raven is a criminal
And all the Steelers, saints
dressed in black and gold
Just call me Richard
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me on the field, dont fear me
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your veteran players
Or Ill lay your offense to waste, um yeah
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, get down to it

:Bow :Clap :Bow :Clap

Chadman
03-04-2009, 11:16 PM
Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a pass, from the air
I was round when night train lane
Had his moment of joy and fame
Made damn sure that woody hayes
punched that man and sealed his fate
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around Cincinnatti
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed dan fouts and his receivers
In the AFC championship game
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzburgh raged
And the offense stank
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
winning super bowl 43
Fought for five decades
In the world's greatest game
I shouted out,
Whose got the zone blitz?
When after all
It was made by me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man with a wealth of history
I laid traps for quarterbacks
Who get killed before they get their bombs away
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, fourth down, baby
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every raven is a criminal
And all the Steelers, saints
dressed in black and gold
Just call me Richard
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me on the field, dont fear me
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your veteran players
Or Ill lay your offense to waste, um yeah
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, get down to it


Well- there goes the "Post of the Year" award....

:Bow

RuthlessBurgher
03-04-2009, 11:40 PM
Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a pass, from the air
I was round when night train lane
Had his moment of joy and fame
Made damn sure that woody hayes
punched that man and sealed his fate
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around Cincinnatti
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed dan fouts and his receivers
In the AFC championship game
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzburgh raged
And the offense stank
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
winning super bowl 43
Fought for five decades
In the world's greatest game
I shouted out,
Whose got the zone blitz?
When after all
It was made by me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man with a wealth of history
I laid traps for quarterbacks
Who get killed before they get their bombs away
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, fourth down, baby
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every raven is a criminal
And all the Steelers, saints
dressed in black and gold
Just call me Richard
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me on the field, dont fear me
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your veteran players
Or Ill lay your offense to waste, um yeah
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, get down to it


Well- there goes the "Post of the Year" award....

:Bow

See...the Chadman should have posted the Steeler draft analysis earlier today instead of stopping at the Cardinals and leaving us all hanging. Then you might have received "Post of the Year" consideration. But because you waited, DoS swooped in and upped the ante. Just like how the Steelers should have signed Harrison before free agency started. But because they waited, numerous other teams swooped in and upped the ante.

JUST-PLAIN-NASTY
03-05-2009, 09:32 AM
I'm Bruce Arians. And I really don't care what you guys think. We won the Super Bowl so I'll be back next year and probably for the next 10-15 seasons as long as Tomlin is our coach.

The hardest part about coming to this site is reading about how much Asian hates me and wants me fired. I thought we were friends :( :cry: :( :cry:


I hate Bruce Willis!.... but hey, all you white people look alike to me. :lol: :lol: :lol:

....And you all...Taste like Chicken!!! Who luvs ya AA!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:



LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

When you said that I lost it. I used to have an Asian friend growing up he always said that about white people. Any time a guy screwed up or did something stupid he said jokingly, "Man...You white people all taste like chicken!" I joked back with him and said, "Stand on that bucket and say it to my face!" That made my day yesterday!!!

AngryAsian
03-05-2009, 10:38 AM
[quote=rpmpit]I'm Bruce Arians. And I really don't care what you guys think. We won the Super Bowl so I'll be back next year and probably for the next 10-15 seasons as long as Tomlin is our coach.

The hardest part about coming to this site is reading about how much Asian hates me and wants me fired. I thought we were friends :( :cry: :( :cry:


I hate Bruce Willis!.... but hey, all you white people look alike to me. :lol: :lol: :lol:

....And you all...Taste like Chicken!!! Who luvs ya AA!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:



LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

When you said that I lost it. I used to have an Asian friend growing up he always said that about white people. Any time a guy screwed up or did something stupid he said jokingly, "Man...You white people all taste like chicken!" I joked back with him and said, "Stand on that bucket and say it to my face!" That made my day yesterday!!![/quote:3f7gnf2d]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: We're slowly breaking out of that stereotype... this guy helps out in that endeavor.
http://www.nbaobsessed.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/yao-ming.jpg

JUST-PLAIN-NASTY
03-05-2009, 11:23 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: We're slowly breaking out of that stereotype... this guy helps out in that endeavor.
http://www.nbaobsessed.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/yao-ming.jpg

He will help that average. :lol: :lol: :lol: Unfortunately for us...You can't fix stupid!

Jooser
03-05-2009, 02:52 PM
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r39/mzflare/Tastes_Like_Chickenashx.jpg

Oviedo
03-05-2009, 03:12 PM
If someone hear was really Tomlin I'm sure he'd be telling the front office how smart this "Oviedo" person is. :wink:

Iron Shiek
03-05-2009, 04:10 PM
I think I am the only one in here who is not a coach for the Steelers. I was, however, a coach for the Lions at one time. People tended to frown on my tendency to go through drive-thrus with no pants on, however. :moon


Well I'm really Jon Kitna...I just wear that "naked" suit all day while I post messages on this board. You guys need a QB?

RuthlessBurgher
03-05-2009, 04:23 PM
I think I am the only one in here who is not a coach for the Steelers. I was, however, a coach for the Lions at one time. People tended to frown on my tendency to go through drive-thrus with no pants on, however. :moon


Well I'm really Jon Kitna...I just wear that "naked" suit all day while I post messages on this board. You guys need a QB?

No thanks, Jon. We're good. :wink: I hear the weather in Dallas is pretty decent this time of year, though.

Iron Shiek
03-05-2009, 04:38 PM
I think I am the only one in here who is not a coach for the Steelers. I was, however, a coach for the Lions at one time. People tended to frown on my tendency to go through drive-thrus with no pants on, however. :moon


Well I'm really Jon Kitna...I just wear that "naked" suit all day while I post messages on this board. You guys need a QB?

No thanks, Jon. We're good. :wink: I hear the weather in Dallas is pretty decent this time of year, though.


I know but TO left so I'm gonna hold out. I know I can't do that...but phuck it.

SteelerOfDeVille
03-05-2009, 05:56 PM
Ok, it's me Omar Khan...this board needed a Indian guy so here I am. Don't worry about Harrison's contract, I'll get it done.
Omar... how's Chakka?

RuthlessBurgher
03-05-2009, 10:20 PM
Ok, it's me Omar Khan...this board needed a Indian guy so here I am. Don't worry about Harrison's contract, I'll get it done.
Omar... how's Chakka?

Tell me something good, Omar. What? You are suffering from the Wrath of Chaka Khan? I feel for you, brother. :P

pfelix73
03-05-2009, 10:31 PM
Well OK, guys... the rabbit is out of the hat now. Someone discovered, and I'm not going to name names that I've been hiding out here ever since I pretty much single handedly lost the SB.- (No I didn't) OK- so I'm really Matt Hasselbeck.....

I'll have to tell Elizabeth that I finally gave in and told you all who I really am...... I have to admit that I am an admirer of one of your old players- Kordell.....

I also have to admit that I still believe we (I) won Superbowl 40 and not ya'll......

Darn it.
:HeadBanger

stlrz d
03-05-2009, 10:50 PM
Well OK, guys... the rabbit is out of the hat now. Someone discovered, and I'm not going to name names that I've been hiding out here ever since I pretty much single handedly lost the SB.- (No I didn't) OK- so I'm really Matt Hasselbeck.....

I'll have to tell Elizabeth that I finally gave in and told you all who I really am...... I have to admit that I am an admirer of one of your old players- Kordell.....

I also have to admit that I still believe we (I) won Superbowl 40 and not ya'll......

Darn it.
:HeadBanger

Tim Hasselbeck is married to Elisabeth. :P

Discipline of Steel
03-06-2009, 08:08 AM
Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a pass, from the air
I was round when night train lane
Had his moment of joy and fame
Made damn sure that woody hayes
punched that man and sealed his fate
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around Cincinnatti
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed dan fouts and his receivers
In the AFC championship game
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzburgh raged
And the offense stank
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
winning super bowl 43
Fought for five decades
In the world's greatest game
I shouted out,
Whose got the zone blitz?
When after all
It was made by me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man with a wealth of history
I laid traps for quarterbacks
Who get killed before they get their bombs away
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, fourth down, baby
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every raven is a criminal
And all the Steelers, saints
dressed in black and gold
Just call me Richard
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me on the field, dont fear me
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your veteran players
Or Ill lay your offense to waste, um yeah
Pleased to beat you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, get down to it


Well- there goes the "Post of the Year" award....

:Bow

See...the Chadman should have posted the Steeler draft analysis earlier today instead of stopping at the Cardinals and leaving us all hanging. Then you might have received "Post of the Year" consideration. But because you waited, DoS swooped in and upped the ante. Just like how the Steelers should have signed Harrison before free agency started. But because they waited, numerous other teams swooped in and upped the ante.

Thank you for the approbations gentlemen. Im glad someone appreciates my hour of hard work. Hopefully there are HOF voters that monitor this website and are now convinced of the need to get our guy in there ASAP.

pfelix73
03-06-2009, 11:12 AM
Well, my brother might be the one that married her, but we all live together.......

flippy
03-06-2009, 02:03 PM
Ok, it's me Omar Khan...this board needed a Indian guy so here I am. Don't worry about Harrison's contract, I'll get it done.
Omar... how's Chakka?

Tell me something good, Omar. What? You are suffering from the Wrath of Chaka Khan? I feel for you, brother. :P

Genghis would like to meet with Omar and Chaka at his grill where everything tastes like chicken.

Iron Shiek
03-06-2009, 02:29 PM
Ok, it's me Omar Khan...this board needed a Indian guy so here I am. Don't worry about Harrison's contract, I'll get it done.
Omar... how's Chakka?

Tell me something good, Omar. What? You are suffering from the Wrath of Chaka Khan? I feel for you, brother. :P

Genghis would like to meet with Omar and Chaka at his grill where everything tastes like chicken.

Why chicken and not Hot dogs?

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:AQU1cjxH8Gf5VM:http://www.mortkahn.com/images/253_Kahn_s_Hot_Dogs.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
03-06-2009, 02:33 PM
Ok, it's me Omar Khan...this board needed a Indian guy so here I am. Don't worry about Harrison's contract, I'll get it done.
Omar... how's Chakka?

Tell me something good, Omar. What? You are suffering from the Wrath of Chaka Khan? I feel for you, brother. :P

Genghis would like to meet with Omar and Chaka at his grill where everything tastes like chicken.

They should all fly to France for the Cannes Film Festival to attend the premiere of James Caan's new movie where he plays an ex-con.

flippy
03-07-2009, 08:43 AM
Ok, it's me Omar Khan...this board needed a Indian guy so here I am. Don't worry about Harrison's contract, I'll get it done.
Omar... how's Chakka?

Tell me something good, Omar. What? You are suffering from the Wrath of Chaka Khan? I feel for you, brother. :P

Genghis would like to meet with Omar and Chaka at his grill where everything tastes like chicken.

They should all fly to France for the Cannes Film Festival to attend the premiere of James Caan's new movie where he plays an ex-con.

I heard UConn Mens Basketball team will be joining them as will all the former Conn Smythe trophy winners, Jennifer Connely, Tara Conner, Sean Connery, Jimmy Connors, Conway Twitty, and the CEO of Conoco Philips.

I also heard they were contemplating moving Cannes to Hong Kong or Kona.

Early word out of Cannes, is that this new movie is comparable to Jodi Foster's Contact movie.