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02-24-2009, 10:09 PM
Just Kidding!

Q. Two girls from Cleveland jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Cleveland girl?
A. Granny.

Q. Why did the Cleveland girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a Cleveland girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. What's the first question during a Cleveland quiz night?
A. Wut?

Q. Two kids from Cleveland get in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.

Q. What's the most confusing day in Cleveland ?
A. Fathers day

Stolen from another board.