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Chadman
01-04-2009, 07:23 PM
1. You are of the asian persuasion.

2. You have been known to be ANGRY before.

3. You are a Steelers fan.

4. You may or may not have been responsible for a flood of pretty cool sig pics on this messege board.

5. You may or may not be Hines Ward's identical twin.

Then this is for you...


http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc178/rdubtats/SteelersBirthdaywish.jpg

SidSmythe
01-04-2009, 07:26 PM
1. You are of the asian persuasion.

2. You have been known to be ANGRY before.

3. You are a Steelers fan.

4. You may or may not have been responsible for a flood of pretty cool sig pics on this messege board.

5. You may or may not be Hines Ward's identical twin.

Then this is for you...


http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc178/rdubtats/SteelersBirthdaywish.jpg

#1 - OK, i had an asian guy sell me a car that i didn't really want. pretty persuasive
#2 - I have angry tendencies, especially watching our O-Line
#3 - I am a Steeler fan
#4 - I fall under the category of "may not" cuz my sig pics are not cool and pretty nonexistent
#5 - I look nothing like Hines Ward. DARNIT, it's not me!!!

Djfan
01-04-2009, 08:22 PM
1. You are of the asian persuasion.

2. You have been known to be ANGRY before.

3. You are a Steelers fan.

4. You may or may not have been responsible for a flood of pretty cool sig pics on this messege board.

5. You may or may not be Hines Ward's identical twin.

Then this is for you...


http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc178/rdubtats/SteelersBirthdaywish.jpg

What he said.

stlrz d
01-04-2009, 09:00 PM
Happy Birthday AS!

NKySteeler
01-04-2009, 09:01 PM
Happy birthday, ASIAN...... Both me and my "better half" wishes you the very best. I just informed her of this pertinent issue....

Wolfhound45
01-04-2009, 09:20 PM
Happy Birthday Asian!

http://frostingbyheather.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/SteelersCake.30991020_std.jpg

BURGH86STEEL
01-04-2009, 09:32 PM
Happy Bday, hope you had a good one.

AngryAsian
01-04-2009, 09:33 PM
Thank you Chadman and to all my brothers on the board, thank you very much. I'm in VEGAS until Thursday night having my birthday week and will be enjoying myself to the fullest. Thanks again for all the warm wishes and...


GO STEELERS!

Chadman
01-04-2009, 09:41 PM
Thank you Chadman and to all my brothers on the board, thank you very much. I'm in VEGAS until Thursday night having my birthday week and will be enjoying myself to the fullest. Thanks again for all the warm wishes and...


GO STEELERS!

Hey! Hey!!

No need to rub our noses in it! We get it- your birthday, you're having fun in Vegas...

Geez, you try to be nice to someone... :lol:

RuthlessBurgher
01-05-2009, 07:18 PM
Thank you Chadman and to all my brothers on the board, thank you very much. I'm in VEGAS until Thursday night having my birthday week and will be enjoying myself to the fullest. Thanks again for all the warm wishes and...


GO STEELERS!

Are you @#$%ing kidding me? I just got home from Vegas today! It was my first time there, and my wife and I were celebrating our 10th anniversary (coming up this year). I walked past a guy this weekend...he looked at me and I looked at him for a second and I thought, "Man, that looks an awful lot like Floyd" but I let the thought exit my mind within seconds under the "White guys tend to think all Asian guys look alike" corrollary, and I did not want to perpetuate such a stereotype (besides, you live in Florida, which is just as far from Vegas as my place up here in NEPA).

While there, I placed my first football bets ever. Since we lost about $200 on the "Let it Ride" tables the night before, I figured I might be better off putting some of my vast football knowledge to use instead of relying on random cards. I put $60 on the Colts over the Chargers and another $40 on a Colts-Cardinals parlay. I was pretty sure that the Colts would lay a spanking on the Bolts, while I was not quites as sure on the Cards-Falcs. My wife was excited when the first game that I was unsure about came through, since I described the second game as more of a sure thing in my mind. Whoops. I'm done with football betting. I'll stick with fantasy football instead. Never trust a Manning.

By the way, if you happen to read this while you are still in Vegas, DO NOT SEE THE CRISS ANGEL SHOW!!! We stayed at the Luxor and it was playing there, so we decided to check it out. I cannot stress highly enough what a steaming turd that was. I want that hour-and-a-half of my life back (not to mention all the money we laid down for the tickets). We would have walked out if were in aisle seats (didn't want to disturb all of the other folks in our row, so we just stayed there with our mouths agape as if staring at a 90 minute long car crash sequence (only not nearly as cool).

I figured that he could potentially incorporate the best of magic acts (with more of a "rock star" persona than those cheesy David Copperfield or Lance Burton guys) as well as the best of Cirque du Soleil, who was associated with his "Believe" show (I was expecting some really cool acrobatic effects and such). Well, we got the worst of magic acts (he was so pompous and full of himself, it was obvious to figure out how much of what he did was done, and the tricks themselves were few and far between...a whole bunch of self-celebration instead) plus we got the worst of Cirque du Soleil (weird costumes, non-sensical dancing, and a pointless storyline...no cool acrobatic feats).

Strangely enough, the other two shows that we saw were a magic show (Penn and Teller at the Rio, which was a lot of fun, and the guys were funny, entertaining, and accommodating...Teller brought Wendy up for one of the tricks, and we got pictures and signatures from both of them after the show) and another Cirque du Soleil show ("Love" at the Mirage which was awesome. If you are a fan of Beatles music, you should love it, as we both did. Great show). I would recommend both shows, but for the love of all that is holy, avoid Criss Angel. Some folks were clapping at times while my wife and I looked at each other with confused looks on our faces. At first, I thought maybe we just weren't getting something that others seemed to get, but then the guys in front of us just started outright booing him. Near the end of the show, he asked the audience if they wanted to see one more trick and those guys shouted "NOOOO!!!" That was pretty awesome. :lol:

ghettoscott
01-05-2009, 07:25 PM
Happy Birthday Vegas Asian!

fordfixer
01-05-2009, 08:05 PM
Wow spend the weekend away from the Planet and the ASIAN gets older. Happy Birthday! :tt1

stlrz d
01-05-2009, 08:07 PM
Criss Angel is a tool.

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Penn & Teller rock!

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Djfan
01-05-2009, 09:17 PM
Wow Asian! I wish I had known. We would have made time to be there!

RuthlessBurgher
01-05-2009, 10:46 PM
Criss Angel is a tool.

Penn & Teller rock!

D@mn straight!

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u62/niqueoh/LasVegas0109025.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u62/niqueoh/LasVegas0109023.jpg

MeetJoeGreene
01-05-2009, 11:00 PM
What happens in vegas is supposed to stay in vegas... but what the heck, we are all friends. MY "mole" sent me the following from AA trip:

this could be the subject of a future photoshop: Asians Vegas Birthday Trip.



http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i190/bdurkin/funny_asian_guys.jpg

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l194/ultraconman/drunkguy.jpg

Oh yeah... happy birthday

stlrz d
01-06-2009, 12:03 AM
RuthlessBurgher: What was he wearing? Well, tan slacks, an argyle sweater...no he's not retarded!

-----

MJG: Hey Ruthless, there's your chinaman.

Ruthless: Thanks MJG.

Ruthless: Hey Asian, where is my automobile?

Asiain: otto mo bire? Rrrrrrr grrrrrrr raaahhhhhh rrrrrrrrrr splash! Lake...big lake.

http://thumbnails.hulu.com/9/49/27133_512x288_generated__SuQEAa9dkkC8lkzDwiL+aw.jp g

SteelerOfDeVille
01-06-2009, 12:07 AM
I'm always late to the party... happy b-day AS...

buckeyehoppy
01-06-2009, 01:03 AM
Now two days late...maybe a few $$$ short...but Happy B-Day anyway ASIAN!!!...and many more to come!!!

stlrz d
01-06-2009, 01:53 AM
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l50/ropewalk_2006/funny_asian_guys.jpg

eniparadoxgma
01-06-2009, 08:14 PM
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l50/ropewalk_2006/funny_asian_guys.jpg


hahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah

Awesome work, D!

And happy belated berfday AA. :Boobs

MeetJoeGreene
01-06-2009, 08:26 PM
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l50/ropewalk_2006/funny_asian_guys.jpg

NICE!!!
:Beer :Beer :Beer

Sugar
01-06-2009, 09:16 PM
What happens in vegas is supposed to stay in vegas... but what the heck, we are all friends. MY "mole" sent me the following from AA trip:

this could be the subject of a future photoshop: Asians Vegas Birthday Trip.



http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i190/bdurkin/funny_asian_guys.jpg

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l194/ultraconman/drunkguy.jpg

Oh yeah... happy birthday

Yeah happy BD!!!

BTW- that pic made me throw up in my mouth a little. :shock:

stlrz d
01-07-2009, 12:31 AM
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l50/ropewalk_2006/funny_asian_guys.jpg

NICE!!!
:Beer :Beer :Beer

Thanks enip and MJG!

By the way, it can be added to you know. ;)

AngryAsian
01-07-2009, 04:37 AM
Thanks to everyone and their well wishes.... stlrz d, payback is a b*tch! :lol:

stlrz d
01-07-2009, 10:46 AM
Thanks to everyone and their well wishes.... stlrz d, payback is a b*tch! :lol:

:D :D :D

Steeler Mafia
01-07-2009, 12:01 PM
Asian - What day is your B-day, my brotha from anotha motha?

Don't tell me that we have the same B-day, Jan 4th.

Here's to you on your big day. :Boobs

calmkiller
01-07-2009, 12:18 PM
It would appear I am a few days late. Happy Birthday AA!