Discipline of Steel
01-02-2009, 09:50 AM
At TallyStiller's request, we have opened up the Broadcasters competition. Steeler Hating is definately a trait that could land you on this list.
"Can I open a braoadcasters' division? I turn down the sound on Sunday Night games because Fat John ceased saying anything worthwhile 20 years ago... but at the same time, he's still a Steeler hater. Other broadcasters who have slipped towards senility have been kind of fun over the years - Harry Caray, Beano Cook, Lou Holtz... but John is just irritating.
And now that the wing is open, let's go ahead and prepare Phil Simms' bust. He played for Parcells while Belichick was on staff there. He has proceeded to become the biggest *'s apologist and a** - kisser in the nation. Only Brady's injury kept him from becoming pregnant with Tom's love child - and I expect the verbal nut sack washing to resume next year.
These two guys (plus Billy Mays) are why they invented the mute button."
My personal top 5 looks something like this:
1-Joe Theisman (registered Steeler Hater and king of unabashed nut sack washing)
2-Collinsworth (registered Steeler Hater and king of stating the obvious)
3-Keyshawn (cant hardly contain himself with the Steeler hating)
4-Dieon (only person to have made all the lists, he's amazing)
5-Cosell (look at the little monkey run???!! :wft )
hahaha this is fun
"Can I open a braoadcasters' division? I turn down the sound on Sunday Night games because Fat John ceased saying anything worthwhile 20 years ago... but at the same time, he's still a Steeler hater. Other broadcasters who have slipped towards senility have been kind of fun over the years - Harry Caray, Beano Cook, Lou Holtz... but John is just irritating.
And now that the wing is open, let's go ahead and prepare Phil Simms' bust. He played for Parcells while Belichick was on staff there. He has proceeded to become the biggest *'s apologist and a** - kisser in the nation. Only Brady's injury kept him from becoming pregnant with Tom's love child - and I expect the verbal nut sack washing to resume next year.
These two guys (plus Billy Mays) are why they invented the mute button."
My personal top 5 looks something like this:
1-Joe Theisman (registered Steeler Hater and king of unabashed nut sack washing)
2-Collinsworth (registered Steeler Hater and king of stating the obvious)
3-Keyshawn (cant hardly contain himself with the Steeler hating)
4-Dieon (only person to have made all the lists, he's amazing)
5-Cosell (look at the little monkey run???!! :wft )
hahaha this is fun