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Discipline of Steel
01-01-2009, 08:31 PM
Just for fun...Since we are scraping for new material on the bye week.

My top 5 of all time includes:

1-Deion Sanders
2-Michael Irvin
3-RayRay
4-TO
5-Ryan Leaf

Honorable mention: Al Davis, Mike Vick, Bruce Arians :stirpot

SidSmythe
01-01-2009, 08:35 PM
I might throw Phillip Rivers in there. He reminds me of the spaz kid in high school who needed to be knocked on his Arse.

stlrz d
01-01-2009, 08:36 PM
Charles Martin of the Packers. He, in essence, ended the career of Jim McMahon with what is arguably the cheapest shot in NFL history. Ranks right up there with Turkey Jones on TB.

Discipline of Steel
01-01-2009, 08:37 PM
I might throw Phillip Rivers in there. He reminds me of the spaz kid in high school who needed to be knocked on his Arse.

We just may get to do that!

stlrz d
01-01-2009, 08:40 PM
Pac Man Jones.

Bam Morris. :shock:

Ozey74
01-01-2009, 08:40 PM
Rex Grossman.

Anybody who is an NFL QB & admits on TV that he was more focused on New Years Eve festivities than on beating the Green Bay Packers is an idiot.

Discipline of Steel
01-01-2009, 08:45 PM
Pac Man Jones.

Bam Morris. :shock:

I have to totaly agree with you on these two! Another good one...Dimitrius Underwood, remember him?

I considered Ricky Williams but he appears to have straightened himself out.

stlrz d
01-01-2009, 08:51 PM
[quote="stlrz d":3b4683gn]Pac Man Jones.

Bam Morris. :shock:

I have to totaly agree with you on these two! Another good one...Dimitrius Underwood, remember him?

I considered Ricky Williams but he appears to have straightened himself out.[/quote:3b4683gn]

Yeah I remember him. In his defense though, didn't he get sucked into some kind of cult or something? And he was also bi-polar.

Too bad cuz he could have been very, very good.

mshifko
01-01-2009, 09:00 PM
tony romo...i don't really even need to list any reasons...this guy think he's hollywood and he has yet to win a playoff game

RussBII
01-01-2009, 09:12 PM
tony romo...i don't really even need to list any reasons...this guy think he's hollywood and he has yet to win a playoff game


In his defense, he's treated like he's freaking hollywood by all the damned media. He's what? 27, 28? Hard not to buy into your own hype at that point...

I'm gonna nominate Fred-Ex i.e. Freddie Mitchell and Vanderjagt... waaaay too loud or an "idiot kicker"

mshifko
01-01-2009, 10:38 PM
tony romo...i don't really even need to list any reasons...this guy think he's hollywood and he has yet to win a playoff game


In his defense, he's treated like he's freaking hollywood by all the damned media. He's what? 27, 28? Hard not to buy into your own hype at that point...

I'm gonna nominate Fred-Ex i.e. Freddie Mitchell and Vanderjagt... waaaay too loud or an "idiot kicker"

the media feeds off romo due to his actions...going to cabo, dating high profile stars, etc.

stlrz d
01-01-2009, 10:57 PM
tony romo...i don't really even need to list any reasons...this guy think he's hollywood and he has yet to win a playoff game


In his defense, he's treated like he's freaking hollywood by all the damned media. He's what? 27, 28? Hard not to buy into your own hype at that point...

I'm gonna nominate Fred-Ex i.e. Freddie Mitchell and Vanderjagt... waaaay too loud or an "idiot kicker"

the media feeds off romo due to his actions...going to cabo, dating high profile stars, etc.

I don't blame him for the Cabo thing. Lots of players came out and said they do things like that when they have time off before a playoff game. They just want to get away for a bit. If he weren't there with Jessica the media probably would have never mentioned it.

Jooser
01-01-2009, 11:19 PM
Shannon Sharpe. If I could actually understand this idiot, I may be say that he says something intelligent sometimes. He loathes the Steelers and I can't stand him.

Discipline of Steel
01-01-2009, 11:30 PM
Lets not forget Plaxico...I mean, didnt he spike the ball on a live play? That was moronic.

Oh yeah, and OJ. The list is filling quickly, we might have to go top 25.

SanAntonioSteelerFan
01-02-2009, 01:48 AM
Is this limited to players only, ... how about coaches?

1) Jerry Jones
2) Al Davis
3) Dan Schneider
4) Johnson (Jets)
5) Whoever the f* owns that pitiful organization called the Browns.
6) Ditto for the Lions. I think that team has negative net worth, both financially and probably in terms of getting any.

buckeyehoppy
01-02-2009, 02:21 AM
Are you kidding me? Are ALL OF YOU F---ING SH!TTING ME?

We're this far into this thread and I'm the first one to mention Hellen Wimplow Junior? He who tried to improve Ben's Evel Knievel stunt by trying one of his own after the fact.

Not to mention the fact that even he has worn out his welcome from the Clowns...the same Clowns so desperate for talent that they signed Derek Anderson to a contract extension after trading up to get Cindy Brady Quinn (they also traded a future #1 in addition to trading up).

Wimplow is awesome. Great talent only exceeded by his ego which is exceeded by his stupidity.

Djfan
01-02-2009, 04:10 AM
Brian Bosworth.

Discipline of Steel
01-02-2009, 07:55 AM
Are you kidding me? Are ALL OF YOU F---ING SH!TTING ME?

We're this far into this thread and I'm the first one to mention Hellen Wimplow Junior? He who tried to improve Ben's Evel Knievel stunt by trying one of his own after the fact.

Not to mention the fact that even he has worn out his welcome from the Clowns...the same Clowns so desperate for talent that they signed Derek Anderson to a contract extension after trading up to get Cindy Brady Quinn (they also traded a future #1 in addition to trading up).

Wimplow is awesome. Great talent only exceeded by his ego which is exceeded by his stupidity.

:P Good call Hoppy! Maybe he deserves to be on the Wussie list as well.

TallyStiller
01-02-2009, 08:49 AM
Can I open a braoadcasters' division? I turn down the sound on Sunday Night games because Fat John ceased saying anything worthwhile 20 years ago... but at the same time, he's still a Steeler hater. Other broadcasters who have slipped towards senility have been kind of fun over the years - Harry Caray, Beano Cook, Lou Holtz... but John is just irritating.

And now that the wing is open, let's go ahead and prepare Phil Simms' bust. He played for Parcells while Belichick was on staff there. He has proceeded to become the biggest *'s apologist and a** - kisser in the nation. Only Brady's injury kept him from becoming pregnant with Tom's love child - and I expect the verbal nut sack washing to resume next year.

These two guys (plus Billy Mays) are why they invented the mute button.

frankthetank1
01-02-2009, 09:26 AM
Brian Bosworth.

awww you beat me to it!! that guy was such a clown. i was really young when he played but i do remember all the hype about boz. the sad thing is he was a better actor than player and he was a terrible actor. i would also put mcnabb up there. he has said stupid things in the past but this season admiting you didnt know there are ties in the nfl is pathetic.

Steeler Mafia
01-02-2009, 12:43 PM
Two words.......Lawrence Phillips.

Next to Brucie Arians, he is one of the most all time idiot kings to ever grace the NFL.

Ghost
01-02-2009, 02:03 PM
Maybe only a few folks remember but way back in 98, the Falcons starting, pro bowl safety Eugene Robinson got arrested in Miami for solicitation of a prostitutuion the night before the Super Bowl WHILE his wife was back in the hotel room? He played like crap and the Falcons took a beating. So stupid!

Discipline of Steel
01-02-2009, 02:07 PM
Maybe only a few folks remember but way back in 98, the Falcons starting, pro bowl safety Eugene Robinson got arrested in Miami for solicitation of a prostitutuion the night before the Super Bowl WHILE his wife was back in the hotel room? He played like crap and the Falcons took a beating. So stupid!

He must have been whacked to do something that dumb.

stlrz d
01-02-2009, 02:20 PM
Maybe only a few folks remember but way back in 98, the Falcons starting, pro bowl safety Eugene Robinson got arrested in Miami for solicitation of a prostitutuion the night before the Super Bowl WHILE his wife was back in the hotel room? He played like crap and the Falcons took a beating. So stupid!

I remember that! :lol:

Ozey74
01-02-2009, 09:55 PM
Maybe only a few folks remember but way back in 98, the Falcons starting, pro bowl safety Eugene Robinson got arrested in Miami for solicitation of a prostitutuion the night before the Super Bowl WHILE his wife was back in the hotel room? He played like crap and the Falcons took a beating. So stupid!

I remember that! :lol:


Yeah, this may take the cake. An NFL player should never feel the need to go to a "pro" to get some action.

Discipline of Steel
01-02-2009, 10:37 PM
Maybe only a few folks remember but way back in 98, the Falcons starting, pro bowl safety Eugene Robinson got arrested in Miami for solicitation of a prostitutuion the night before the Super Bowl WHILE his wife was back in the hotel room? He played like crap and the Falcons took a beating. So stupid!

I remember that! :lol:


Yeah, this may take the cake. An NFL player should never feel the need to go to a "pro" to get some action.

On the other hand, that is a one time, albeit terribly dumb event. How can that compete with the continuing ignorance that spanned entire cowgirl careers?

BrownSteel
01-03-2009, 01:47 AM
Bill Romanowski

Bart Scott

Tank Johnson

Leon Lett

Phil Luckett

stlrz d
01-03-2009, 11:24 AM
Bill Romanowski

Bart Scott

Tank Johnson

Leon Lett

Phil Luckett

:lol:

To this day my mom still has the wicker chair with a partially broken right arm from where I slammed down my fist when Luckett effed up that coin toss. There is a cover over the chair, but from time to time she likes to pull the cover back and remind me of what I did on that Thanksgiving Day. :oops:

Discipline of Steel
01-03-2009, 11:35 AM
Bill Romanowski

Bart Scott

Tank Johnson

Leon Lett

Phil Luckett

Excellant choices...and loaded with cowgirls I see. Whats new, they should be named Americas Most Idiotic Team.

dirt
01-03-2009, 07:16 PM
anyone have any idea what the lowest wonderlic of an nfl player has been?

Discipline of Steel
01-03-2009, 09:29 PM
anyone have any idea what the lowest wonderlic of an nfl player has been?

Shaun Rogers

buckeyehoppy
01-06-2009, 11:56 PM
Can I open a braoadcasters' division? I turn down the sound on Sunday Night games because Fat John ceased saying anything worthwhile 20 years ago... but at the same time, he's still a Steeler hater. Other broadcasters who have slipped towards senility have been kind of fun over the years - Harry Caray, Beano Cook, Lou Holtz... but John is just irritating.

And now that the wing is open, let's go ahead and prepare Phil Simms' bust. He played for Parcells while Belichick was on staff there. He has proceeded to become the biggest *'s apologist and a** - kisser in the nation. Only Brady's injury kept him from becoming pregnant with Tom's love child - and I expect the verbal nut sack washing to resume next year.

These two guys (plus Billy Mays) are why they invented the mute button.

BTW...Harry, Beano and Lou all occasionally had cogent comments even after senility crept in.

Maddening John is senile, but he waved bye-bye to cogency a while ago. Phil Simms can't even blame senility for his lack of cogency...he's just a f-cktard! Guess all these years hanging out with Nancy Jim have really paid off!

buckeyehoppy
01-06-2009, 11:59 PM
Are you kidding me? Are ALL OF YOU F---ING SH!TTING ME?

We're this far into this thread and I'm the first one to mention Hellen Wimplow Junior? He who tried to improve Ben's Evel Knievel stunt by trying one of his own after the fact.

Not to mention the fact that even he has worn out his welcome from the Clowns...the same Clowns so desperate for talent that they signed Derek Anderson to a contract extension after trading up to get Cindy Brady Quinn (they also traded a future #1 in addition to trading up).

Wimplow is awesome. Great talent only exceeded by his ego which is exceeded by his stupidity.

:P Good call Hoppy! Maybe he deserves to be on the Wussie list as well.

Ooh...going there now...