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Herewegosteelers!
12-21-2008, 11:05 PM
CPD News: Body Found


Tuesday November 18, 2008
Cleveland , Ohio



Cleveland Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the
Cuyahoga River at 8:45 AM.

The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol
consumption.

He was wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, black fishnet
stockings and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his
rectum.

The police thoughtfully removed the Browns jersey to spare the family any
unnecessary embarrassment.
:brownssuck

Iron Shiek
12-21-2008, 11:07 PM
I'm sure c0ckface won't be coming around these parts this year...

flippy
12-22-2008, 01:29 AM
:brownssuck

buckeyehoppy
12-22-2008, 04:30 AM
CPD News: Body Found


Tuesday November 18, 2008
Cleveland , Ohio



Cleveland Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the
Cuyahoga River at 8:45 AM.

The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol
consumption.

He was wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, black fishnet
stockings and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his
rectum.

The police thoughtfully removed the Browns jersey to spare the family any
unnecessary embarrassment.
:brownssuck

OMFG!!! That is funny!!!

3:30 a.m. and I'm laughing uncontrollably...brilliant!!!

Oh yeah...typical @$$Clown fan!!!

Jooser
12-22-2008, 02:44 PM
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/8687/70024404445723078a20cvn0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/3560/39306brownsplayoffsjr4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Sugar
12-22-2008, 03:12 PM
Is it just me, or is this the most overlooked Browns game in a long time?

It's funny because in the preseason so many experts were saying that it would be Cleveland winning the division. That's why they play the games I guess.

Jigawatts
12-22-2008, 03:40 PM
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"

Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post

Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
A. To Cleveland Browns stadium-they never get a touchdown there

Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief

Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill

Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!!

Q. What do the Browns and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Ozey74
12-22-2008, 04:41 PM
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"

Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post

Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
A. To Cleveland Browns stadium-they never get a touchdown there

Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief

Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill

Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!!

Q. What do the Browns and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road




:Clap

DukieBoy
12-22-2008, 09:14 PM
Looks like the wheels have come completely off the double-wide up in Stainstown.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8977 ... e?MSNHPHMA (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8977384/Report:-Browns-QB-Quinn-punched-by-teammate?MSNHPHMA)

Jigawatts
12-23-2008, 05:18 PM
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/3266/brownvm9.jpg

JAR
12-23-2008, 05:39 PM
:brownssuck

I really can't hate on the new Browns as much as I can hate on the old Browns who are now the Ratbirds. There is still the hate, but not as much as I have for the Purple and Black Browns.

ikestops85
12-23-2008, 06:47 PM
:brownssuck

I really can't hate on the new Browns as much as I can hate on the old Browns who are now the Ratbirds. There is still the hate, but not as much as I have for the Purple and Black Browns.

:Agree I have a special hate for the ratbirds :ratsuck

Jooser
12-23-2008, 07:27 PM
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/7685/browns28jp4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jooser
12-23-2008, 07:29 PM
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8692/12702709loo1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

How appropriate this week! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Uncle Rico
12-23-2008, 09:29 PM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z278/notasociopath/browns2.jpg

Jooser
12-23-2008, 11:04 PM
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:Clap :Clap :Clap :Clap :Clap :Clap :Clap :Clap :Clap

:brownssuck

Acero
12-24-2008, 12:47 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n148/xamichee/steelers/brownseason.gif

MeetJoeGreene
12-24-2008, 08:31 AM
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MeetJoeGreene
12-24-2008, 05:12 PM
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd279/jbitty29/Misc/clevelandsuckswof.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
12-24-2008, 05:22 PM
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd279/jbitty29/Misc/clevelandsuckswof.jpg

I'd like to buy a vowel...

stlrz d
12-24-2008, 07:07 PM
An oldie but a goodie:

Deck the halls with Modell's meatballs;
Faaa-ga-ga-ga-gaaaa ga-ga-ga-gaaaaaaaaaa!!!

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/02/myroncope.jpg

:Bow

stlrz d
12-24-2008, 07:41 PM
Jingle bells
Cleveland smells
Cren-nel laid an egg;

Charlie Frye
Was not the guy
And neither was D A!

:lol: