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Iron Shiek
12-15-2008, 09:25 AM
Pittsburgh Temperature Conversion Chart


@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Pittsburgh go swimming in the Rivers.

@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Pittsburgh plant gardens.

@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Pittsburgh sunbathe.

@ +40 degrees
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Pittsburgh drive with the windows down.

@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
The Monongahela River water gets thicker.

@ +20 degrees
Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Pittsburgh throw on a flannel shirt.

@ +15 degrees
Chicago landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Pittsburgh have the last cookout before it gets cold.

@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die.
People in Pittsburgh lick the flagpo le.

@ 0 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Pittsburgh get out their winter coats.

@ -10 de grees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Pittsburgh are selling cookies door to door.

@ -25 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic .
Boy Scouts in Pittsburgh postpone 'Winter Survival' classes until it gets cold enough.

@ -30 degrees
Mount St. Helen's freezes.
People in Pittsburgh rent some videos.

@ -40 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Pittsburgh get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

@ -45 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Pittsburgh complain about farmers with cold hands.

@ -60 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Pittsburgh start saying, 'Cold 'nuff for yinz guys?'

@ - 100 degrees
Hell freezes over.
THE CLEVELAND BROWNS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!

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rpmpit
12-15-2008, 09:31 AM
Good stuff!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

RuthlessBurgher
12-15-2008, 10:20 AM
Actually, absolute zero (0 degrees Kelvin) would be ?459.67 degrees Fahrenheit.

Nothing like a science nerd like me butting in to ruin a good joke. :lol:

DukieBoy
12-15-2008, 10:29 AM
Hey, what happened to the Browns?
I heard somewhere that they were supposed to win the AFCN.
What happened?

Iron Shiek
12-15-2008, 11:14 AM
Don't worry, they are still shining that Preseason Super Bowl Trophy up...it looks something like this:

http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:f26NNNUVENo2lM:http://texaspecanfest.com/trophy.jpg