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Zigs
12-09-2008, 04:15 PM
I know it is time to look forward to the Rats, but I just can't help to take a second each day this week and savor the fact that Romo was exposed as the average QB that he is. He faced a quality defense and foldeded like a lawn chair.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!

Here's to all the Romosexuals who are crying in their expressos with a twist! :Cheers

SanAntonioSteelerFan
12-09-2008, 04:40 PM
I know it is time to look forward to the Rats, but I just can't help to take a second each day this week and savor the fact that Romo was exposed as the average QB that he is. He faced a quality defense and foldeded like a lawn chair.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!

Here's to all the Romosexuals who are crying in their expressos with a twist! :Cheers

Hey Zigs, written as only a Steeler Fan deep in the heart of TX could write!

papillon
12-09-2008, 04:59 PM
How do you hate on a guy bangin Jessica Simpson?

Pappy

snarky
12-09-2008, 04:59 PM
A friend of mine is a Cowboys fan. He hates Romo. Last year when I said the Cowboys were looking pretty good for a playoff run, he laughed.

Midway through the third quarter I sent him an email commenting on the lack of offense by both teams and the number of turnovers. His replay was: "Don't worry, Romo will hand it to you."

Then after the game he wrote: "I told you - he's a **** UP."

Zigs
12-09-2008, 05:25 PM
How do you hate on a guy bangin Jessica Simpson?

Pappy

She IS something to look at, but........Have you heard her sing?

If she sounds anything like that in bed...... :shock:

RuthlessBurgher
12-09-2008, 06:12 PM
How do you hate on a guy bangin Jessica Simpson?

Pappy

I said it before...I'll say it again:


Tony rHomo has sex with Jessica Simpson? I don't think so. All the paparazzi shots show them out shopping. He's obviously her platonic Queer Eye shopping buddy.

Jessica Simpson only has sex with James Harrison. You never see pictures of him out with her because James Harrison is too busy having sex with other Jessicas (Alba, Biel, etc.) when Simpson is out shopping with her QB friend (in this case, QB stands for both quarterback and queerbait at the same time).

And this guy didn't have sex with Jessica Simpson either:

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/sma07/fan/nick_lachey.jpg

He was too busy having sex with Matt Leinart. :lol:

snarky
12-09-2008, 07:59 PM
Am I the only person in the world who thinks she sorta looks like a horse?

birtikidis
12-09-2008, 08:19 PM
Am I the only person in the world who thinks she sorta looks like a horse?
probably

Starlifter
12-09-2008, 09:56 PM
How do you hate on a guy bangin Jessica Simpson?

Pappy

She IS something to look at, but........Have you heard her sing?

If she sounds anything like that in bed...... :shock:

personally, i wouldn't let her use her mouth for singing..............

mshifko
12-09-2008, 10:01 PM
romo is too hollywood for not winning a playoff game...

his actions scream for attention, with who has dated and taking trips before playoff games

SanAntonioSteelerFan
12-09-2008, 10:20 PM
Am I the only person in the world who thinks she sorta looks like a horse?

Not that I wouldn't help her if she needed somewhere to stay, but I agree ... there's something about her that's a little off. Nothing an apple and some sugar cubes couldn't cure.

papillon
12-09-2008, 11:27 PM
How do you hate on a guy bangin Jessica Simpson?

Pappy

She IS something to look at, but........Have you heard her sing?

If she sounds anything like that in bed...... :shock:

Trust me, singing isn't what she would be doing... :Boobs

Pappy

proudpittsburgher
12-10-2008, 10:11 AM
Am I the only person in the world who thinks she sorta looks like a horse?

Not that I wouldn't help her if she needed somewhere to stay, but I agree ... there's something about her that's a little off. Nothing an apple and some sugar cubes couldn't cure.

You guys need a little help if you are ripping Jessica Simpson for he looks. Theer is plenty to rip, but certainly not her looks. I'm not even a blond-lover, but she is pretty fine.

feltdizz
12-10-2008, 10:33 AM
My brother is a Cowboy fan and he says the same thing... As long as Romo doesn't hand the game away...

Romo is indeed too Hollywood for what he has accomplished. The flat tires and movie tickets for bums.. those are all PR stunts...

The movie for a homeless guy was a total joke... wanna see a movie? you have to see "Role Models".. I repeat "Role Models" straight up PR.. same with Jessica Simpson.. I doubt he is tapping that. If they miss the playoffs bet you the relationship sours...

Jessica is fine(the body is ridiculous) the face is ehh... and the curse is real. That musician...John Mayer, I remember him saying he dumped her cause it was all about the tabloids and using him for photo opts..

You guys may think she is putting out the booty but I bet you Romo only see's that butt in commercials.. just like us. He can't get past the parents...

papillon
12-10-2008, 10:39 AM
My brother is a Cowboy fan and he says the same thing... As long as Romo doesn't hand the game away...

Romo is indeed too Hollywood for what he has accomplished. The flat tires and movie tickets for bums.. those are all PR stunts...

The movie for a homeless guy was a total joke... wanna see a movie? you have to see "Role Models".. I repeat "Role Models" straight up PR.. same with Jessica Simpson.. I doubt he is tapping that. If they miss the playoffs bet you the relationship sours...

Jessica is fine(the body is ridiculous) the face is ehh... and the curse is real. That musician...John Mayer, I remember him saying he dumped her cause it was all about the tabloids and using him for photo opts..

You guys may think she is putting out the booty but I bet you Romo only see's that butt in commercials.. just like us. He can't get past the parents...

As long as somebody is knockin the bottom out it doesn't matter who it is. :Beer Even if you have to sneak her out after curfew past her parents like Rapunzel (sp?). :shock:

Pappy