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Slapstick
12-09-2008, 08:50 AM
CPD News: Body Found
Tuesday December 09, 2008

Cleveland , Ohio

Cleveland Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the Cuyahoga River at 8:45 AM.

The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was
wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, black fishnet stockings and a red garter belt. He also
had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.

The police thoughtfully removed the Browns jersey to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.

Carry on!

rpmpit
12-09-2008, 08:51 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks. I needed that this moring.

MeetJoeGreene
12-09-2008, 08:55 AM
NICE!!!!

AngryAsian
12-09-2008, 09:25 AM
This has my official vote for thread of the year.

ROFLMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:

steeler_fan_in_t.o.
12-09-2008, 10:26 AM
Any news on whether or not he had a shlong painted on his face? If he did then I may have an idea of who it is. :lol: :lol:

DHSF
12-09-2008, 11:05 AM
Any news on whether or not he had a shlong painted on his face? If he did then I may have an idea of who it is.

ROFL. That is rich. :brownssuck

Jigawatts
12-09-2008, 01:22 PM
I got a text message yesterday that said, "Braylon Edwards was traded to the NYG's, so on
New Years Eve he can go to Times Square and drop the ball." :D

Ozey74
12-09-2008, 02:03 PM
I bet Brady Quinn is involved in this. He should be suspect #1.



:brownssuck

Iron Shiek
12-09-2008, 02:41 PM
I bet Brady Quinn is involved in this. He should be suspect #1.



:brownssuck


Actually it revolved around Queen...but the victim was that nerdy lookin dude who Brady was feeling up. Prime suspect is Mr. Mustard that was last seen pictured with Queen as Mr. Ketchup. Crazy love triangle gone bad.

Jigawatts
12-09-2008, 03:04 PM
I bet Brady Quinn is involved in this. He should be suspect #1.



:brownssuck


Actually it revolved around Queen...but the victim was that nerdy lookin dude who Brady was feeling up. Prime suspect is Mr. Mustard that was last seen pictured with Queen as Mr. Ketchup. Crazy love triangle gone bad.

Mr. Mustard is Brady's main squeeze. :mrgreen:

RuthlessBurgher
12-09-2008, 04:33 PM
I bet Brady Quinn is involved in this. He should be suspect #1.



:brownssuck


Actually it revolved around Queen...but the victim was that nerdy lookin dude who Brady was feeling up. Prime suspect is Mr. Mustard that was last seen pictured with Queen as Mr. Ketchup. Crazy love triangle gone bad.

Mr. Mustard is Brady's main squeeze. :mrgreen:

He sure liked to squeeze the guy with the mustard colored shirt. :shock:

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/05/yipesbrady.jpg

Gay men should always wear condiments. :lol:

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My advice: if an expensive car pulls up next to you at a traffic light and Brady Quinn rolls down his window and asks you if you have any Grey Poupon, PEEL OUT AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!

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