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MeetJoeGreene
12-06-2008, 06:01 PM
OK. I used to do this at the trib, but now those threads are lost forever. Let's think of Christmas songs for the Steelers, players, or rivals. Bonus points for actual lyrics.


Here are a couple that I remember from years past:

Silverback (to the tune of Silver Bells)

Silent Count (to the tune of Silent Night).

More to follow...

mr.pittsburgh
12-06-2008, 06:13 PM
Casey the fat a** nose guard (to the rudolph tune)

stlrz d
12-06-2008, 06:58 PM
Troy Troy TroyTroy (to the tune of Joy To The World) :D

Troy Troy TroyTroy
Your bell he'll ring
And ring again he willlllllllll!

:lol:

MeetJoeGreene
12-06-2008, 08:17 PM
Here is a site with some songs and lyrics for reference:

http://www.christmas-carols.net/

MeetJoeGreene
12-06-2008, 08:17 PM
Romo got run over by a Woodley ( to the tune of Grandma got run over by a reindeer).

and the remake

Flacco got run over by a Woodley

Iron Shiek
12-06-2008, 09:47 PM
Casey the fat a** nose guard (to the rudolph tune)
:Clap :lol:

We'll be home(field) for the Playoffs (I'll be home for Christmas)

You Can Count on that.

Please have snow and mudslop.

And a trophy when we stop.

Ozey74
12-06-2008, 10:17 PM
I'm Dreaming of a Dwight White Christmas.


:tt2

MeetJoeGreene
12-07-2008, 12:25 AM
One for the Bungles

Alone in the Cellar (to the tune of Away in the Manger)

Alone in the cellar, no hope for a win,
The lowly Coach Lewis signs felons again.

RuthlessBurgher
12-07-2008, 01:42 AM
Cold Weather Outside's Delightful,
For Defense That's Truly Frightful,
Here Comes Woodley and Deebo,
Round Flozell and Through Columbo!

They Don't Show Signs Of Stoppin',
Until Somebody's ACL's Poppin',
Another Blitz From LeBeau,
Sack Romo, Sack Romo, Sack Romo!

When We Finally Win Tonight,
I'll Have Screamed Until I've Lost My Voice,
Because Of That Beautiful Sight,
Farrior Stuffing Tashard Choice!

While Jerry Jones Is Nearly Dying,
And Wade Phillips Is Already Crying,
Watch Out For Troy and Timmo,
Hit T.O., Hit T.O., Hit T.O.!

NKySteeler
12-07-2008, 02:36 AM
OK. I used to do this at the trib, but now those threads are lost forever. ..

You would think..... But believe it or not, I have quite a few of them from you saved from those "good old days".... I'll post them sometime tomorrow if I can... It just ain't happenin' tonight (or is it morning)....

NKySteeler
12-07-2008, 03:13 AM
MJG, here are some that I saved from your past endeavors.... You all are much more creative than me, so I'll sit back and "enjoy".....

Twas not even December
and all through the 'burgh
not a Terriable Towel a twirlin'
no cheers could be heard.

The fans were all bummed
alone in thier beds
while visions of super bowls
danced in thier heads.

On Sunday TV
there rose such a clatter
I'd jump from my chair
and yell "what's the matter?!"

I screamed in the kitchen
I screamed in the hall
"Can't any of you guys
hold on to the ball?!"

And what to my wonderous eyes did appear?
Bill Cowher on the sidelines without any sneer.
He calmly looked on
no spit no mean glare
Duce Staley looked on
in his grey underwear.

On Porter, on Ward
on Troy Polamalu.
On Foote and on Holmes
on Big Ben R. too.
dashed away
dashed away
dashed away all.
No postseason for guys
who can't hold onto the ball.

I take off my jersey
an lay down my cap
I'll just settle down
for a long winters' nap.

You can hear me exclaim
as I pop open a beer
"To hell with this all
there's always next year!"

---------------------------------------
Fumbling balls, fumbling balls
fumbling through the day.
Oh what fun
it is to run
but the ball gets in the way... Hey!

Fumbling balls, fumbling balls
fumbling through the day.
What the hey
it bounces away
but I still get my pay.

A day or two ago
I thought I'd make a run
and soon some cornerback
was thwarting all my fun.
The ball was in my hands
next it was on the ground
the Stiller fans did boo
a patsy they had found.

Oh fumbling punts, kickoffs too
passes even snaps.
Oh what fun this used to be
when we all just gave a crap!

----------------------------------------
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:

12 games a winning
11 special teamers
10 minutes without a turnover
9 passes deflected
8 wrap-up tackles
7 linebacker sacks
6 tight-end passes
5 golden (Super Bowl) rings...
4 blocking linemen
3 trick plays
2 new receivers
and a coach that gives a sh*t!

----------------------------------------------
Silent Chin, holy s**t,
where's the fire??
where's the spit??

Round one draft pick, fumbled again,
three straight INTs', why o why Ben?
Sleep in heavenly peace,
(is he) sleeping in heavenly peace??

Silent Chin, holy s**t,
fans do quake at the sight.
Glories stream when Bill starts to yell,
is he thinking of Raleigh-luia?
sleep in heavenly peace,
(is he) sleeping in heavenly peace?

flippy
12-07-2008, 05:18 AM
Ringing Bells - The Jimmy Harrison Christmas Sack Song

Ringing Bells, Ringing Bells, Ringing Every Day
Oh what fun it is to sack
QBs when they're looking the other way, hey!!!!


Deck the Backs - The Hines Ward Christmas Headhunting Song

Deck the Backs when they're not looking
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha

The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year - The Official SuperBowl or Bust Christmas Song

When SuperBowl day is here
It's the most wonderful time of the year


Here's a link to some more;
http://www.rabidfans.com/pittsburgh-1.html

stlrz d
12-07-2008, 10:57 AM
Silverback Chop (to the tune of Jingle Bell Rock)

Silverback, Silverback, Silverback chop
Your QB is fumblin', oh this you can't stop

You're scheming to block him, to keep him away
But Silverback will ruin your day

Chop it out Silverback jump on the ball
When it comes to linebackers you're meanest of all

Tackling and sacking and picking a pass
Silverback kicks ass

(bridge)
Silverback time means it's sack time
For the opponent today

He's a force man, yes of course man
Another sack's just a moment away

Get it done Silverback we know you can
Going around the block

A sack and a fumble when your tackle is beat
That's the Silverback chop!

(backup singers)
Silverback, Silverback, Silverback chop
Your QB is fumblin', oh this you can't stop

Tackling and sacking and picking a pass
Silverback kicks ass

(back to lead bridge)
Silverback time means it's sack time
For the opponent today

He's a force man, yes of course man
Another sack's just a moment away

(big finish)
Get it done Silverback we know you can
Going around the block

A sack and a fumble when your tackle is beat
That's the Silverback, that's the Silverback, that's the Silverback chop!

stlrz d
12-07-2008, 11:31 PM
Tis the season!

:D

RuthlessBurgher
12-09-2008, 07:00 PM
Ode to our "unsung" hero (to the tune of "Hark, The Herald Angels Sing")

Clark, your bell he will ring
Welker can't recall a thing
Tomlin thought that hit was wild
Belichick whined just like a child
Our safeties will stop all your guys
Troy on ground and Clark through skies
Hits that make receivers lame
The kind that help you win the game
Clark, your bell he will ring
Welker can't recall a thing

MeetJoeGreene
12-10-2008, 09:17 AM
O filthy Town of Baltimore (to the tune of O little town of Bethlehem).
-- if any of you have ever been to Baltimore, you know what "the block" is. Bascially a block filled with hookers, strip clubs, nasty stores, etc.


O filthy town of Baltimore
What slime we see in thee
Above the block where crack whores romp
The porno stores go by

Yet in thy block streets shineth
The glow of neon Light
The acts and perps of all the crimes
All met in thee tonight

flippy
12-10-2008, 10:44 AM
Criminals - The Baltimore Raves Christmas Carol sang to the tune of Jingle Bells

Criminals, Criminals, Criminals every day
Oh what fun it is to kill and sell drugs every day, hey

stlrz d
12-10-2008, 08:39 PM
O filthy Town of Baltimore (to the tune of O little town of Bethlehem).
-- if any of you have ever been to Baltimore, you know what "the block" is. Bascially a block filled with hookers, strip clubs, nasty stores, etc.


O filthy town of Baltimore
What slime we see in thee
Above the block where crack whores romp
The porno stores go by

Yet in thy block streets shineth
The glow of neon Light
The acts and perps of all the crimes
All met in thee tonight

I worked a few blocks away from "the block" and even at lunch time that place was crawling with freaks and hairies! :lol:

SteelerOfDeVille
12-10-2008, 08:39 PM
Steeler Nation's coming to town... you know the tune

You better watch out,
you better not cry,
Better not pout,
I'm telling you why

Steeler Nations Coming to Town

We're making our list
checking twice
going to ebay to get a good ticket price

Steeler Nations Coming to Town

:shock:

SteelerOfDeVille
12-10-2008, 08:44 PM
Santonio's nuts exposed in an open shower
Bill Cowher spitting on your nose....

RuthlessBurgher
12-10-2008, 08:57 PM
Santonio's nuts exposed in an open shower
Bill Cowher spitting on your nose....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's just wrong...I love it.

MeetJoeGreene
12-12-2008, 09:35 AM
Let Ben Throw (to the tune of Let it Snow)


Oh, the offensive line is frightening
And the playcalls ain't enlightening.
And since we've no running holes
Let Ben Throw, Let Ben Throw, Let Ben Throw

The defense shows signs of blitzing
And Colon's blocks he's missing
The receivers ain't running slow
Let Ben Throw, Let Ben Throw, Let Ben Throw

When we finally score touchdowns
How the fans will cheer in a storm
But if Ben really learns checkdowns
All down the field we will swarm.

Ghost
12-12-2008, 11:42 AM
For those of you who have heard or spoken Pittsburghese:

Yinz better wahch aht
Yinz better not cry
Yinz better not paht
I'm tellin' yinz hauscome

Santa Claus is commin' dahntahn
He's makin' a list
He's checkin' it aht
He's gonna find out who's nebby an'at
Santa Claus is commin' dahntahn

He knows if yinz been jagoffs
He sees inside yinz hahse
He knows if yinz been workin' hard
Or sittin' on yinz cahch

Yinz better wahtch aht
Yinz better not cry
Yinz better not paht
I'm tellin' yinz hauscome
Santa Claus is commin' dahntahn

RuthlessBurgher
12-12-2008, 11:44 AM
:lol: I'm tellin' yinz hauscome

MeetJoeGreene
11-19-2009, 04:12 PM
<<BUMP>>

Be thinking about 2009 Steeler Christmas songs.

flippy
11-19-2009, 05:52 PM
I see some popular themes emerging....

1. We win in spite of Brucey

2. Polamalu keeps fighting the Madden curse

3. Holy crap we're good without Aaron

4. Jeff Reed can't tackle

5. Special teams looks like 2007

6. LJ turned the Bengals back into the Bungles

7. The curse of the terrible towel

8. We let Ben throw

9. What happened to the no huddle?

10. Mike Tomlin is an overpaid janitor

11. Pittsburgh's going to the SuperBowl.....here we go.....

MeetJoeGreene
12-02-2010, 12:15 PM
Bump - 2010 Editions.


I am sure we can think of some good holiday cheer for Herr Goodell.

RuthlessBurgher
12-02-2010, 01:21 PM
Here is the most obvious and easy one, since all the original lyrics still apply quite well.

You're a mean one, Herr Commish
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
Your as charming as an eel
Herr Commish
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster. Herr Commish
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Herr Commish
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

You're a vile one, Herr Commish
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Herr Commish
Given the choice between the two of you...I'd take the a seasick crocodile

You're a foul one, Herr Commish
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your sole is full of gunk
Herr Commish

The 3 best words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

You're a rotter, Herr Commish
You're the king of sinful sots
Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots
Herr Commish

Your soul is a appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish
Imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me, Herr Commish
With a nauseous super naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey and,
You drive a crooked hoss
Herr Commish

You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

MeetJoeGreene
12-02-2010, 01:42 PM
To the tune of Here Comes Santa Claus

Here comes Roger Douche!
Here comes Roger Douche!
Right down Roger Douche Lane!
Manning and Brady and all his referees
are ruining the game.
Flags are flying, Steelers sighing;
Another fine is in sight.
Hang your jock straps and say your prayers,
'Cause Roger Douche comes tonight.

flippy
12-02-2010, 02:50 PM
Here comes Harrison
Here comes Harrison
Leading with his crown
Tomlin and Farrior and the rest of his brothers
Are gonna knock you down.
Your bells are ringing
Flags are flying
You just went nighty night.
Duck your heads
And say your prayers
Cause Jimmy's comin' tonight.

RuthlessBurgher
12-02-2010, 04:43 PM
Sunday Night, Football Night
AFC North Title Fight
Steelers and Ravens Love to Hit
But If They Do Goodell Has a Fit
Expect to See Some Large Fines
Expect to See Some Large Fines

Sunday Night, Football Night
We Try to Play Football Right
No Peyton or Brady Pansy Passes
We Just Go Out There To Kick Some A$$e$
But Have to Play Two-Hand Touch
But Have to Play Two-Hand Touch

Sunday Night, Football Night
Ninety-Two is in the Ref's Sight
Roughing the Passer, 15 Yards
A Legal Hit, but He Hit Him Too Hard
But It's Fine to Injure Ben
But It's Fine to Injure Ben

flippy
12-02-2010, 06:02 PM
That was sung by Faith Hill of course. I loved the SNL skit where they made fun of Faith's Sunday night football song.

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RuthlessBurgher
12-03-2010, 01:41 PM
Adolf, the corrupt Commish
had a safety policy that blows.
Legislating legal tackles
With penalties, fines, who knows?

All of the football players
Think that it is quite a shame
Now that European futbol
Is tougher than our football games.

Then in one fine interview
Hines Ward came to say:
"Adolf’s such a hypocrite,
His safety plan is full of $#!%"

Then the fans started a petition
And everybody signed with glee,
Adolf the corrupt Commish,
We can’t wait until you’re history!

MeetJoeGreene
11-04-2011, 11:22 AM
Bump.

Since the stores are putting Christmas stuff out earlier and earlier... I figured that I would too...Lots of new names to play around with.

Like Emanuel.

Reverse! Reverse! Emmanuel
Shall gain with these, unto the goal


Or How about "I'm dreaming of a Brown Christmas"

RuthlessBurgher
12-15-2011, 09:36 PM
Ben's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire:

Ben's foot twists the other way,
Ngata's fist breaks Ben's nose,
When your thumb's broken on your throwing hand,
It's tough to make all the throws.

Everybody knows a Chrysler hits a motorbike,
Tends to make that biker dead,
But this guy comes back to play again,
Now with a helmet on his head.

We know that Ben is on his way,
To Heinz Field where his Steelers play,
And every Steeler fan surely knows,
That he'll win even with broken toes.

Hits so bad other quarterbacks,
Would be carted off and lame,
Although he's been hurt many times, many ways,
He'll come back to win us the game.