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MeetJoeGreene
10-31-2008, 08:12 AM
In honor of the Redskins, what would they be

Squatting Bull - Najah.
Toke-ahauntus - Holmes
Squinting Gazelle - Parker (referencing his speed and lack of vision :>) )

AngryAsian
10-31-2008, 08:26 AM
Nice, MJG and very appropriate. Let me give this a try....

Mewelde Moore: "GeroniMoore"

Troy Polamalu: "Crazy Hair"

James Harrison: "SackaQBah"

Bruce Arians: "CoachCheese"


...more to come.

MeetJoeGreene
10-31-2008, 08:33 AM
Nice, MJG and very appropriate. Let me give this a try....

Mewelde Moore: "GeroniMoore"

Troy Polamalu: "Crazy Hair"

James Harrison: "SackaQBah"

Bruce Arians: "CoachCheese"


...more to come.

I like Crazey Hair.

How 'bout

Smiling _____(for Hines signifying his smile and his propensity to hit). But I need the correct animal . I don't want to use bull again and Ram is another NFL team.

rpmpit
10-31-2008, 08:41 AM
In honor of the Redskins, what would they be

Squatting Bull - Najah.
Toke-ahauntus - Holmes
Squinting Gazelle - Parker (referencing his speed and lack of vision :>) )

Squatting Bull :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll try to come up with a few later. I'm still half asleep and pretending to work.

rpmpit
10-31-2008, 08:46 AM
Nice, MJG and very appropriate. Let me give this a try....

Mewelde Moore: "GeroniMoore"

Troy Polamalu: "Crazy Hair"

James Harrison: "SackaQBah"

Bruce Arians: "CoachCheese"


...more to come.

I like Crazey Hair.

How 'bout

Smiling _____(for Hines signifying his smile and his propensity to hit). But I need the correct animal . I don't want to use bull again and Ram is another NFL team.

How about Smiling Buffalo? Buffalo are pretty much furry bulls, right?

rpmpit
10-31-2008, 08:50 AM
Nice, MJG and very appropriate. Let me give this a try....

Mewelde Moore: "GeroniMoore"

Troy Polamalu: "Crazy Hair"

James Harrison: "SackaQBah"

Bruce Arians: "CoachCheese"


...more to come.

SackaQBah is the best!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

ghettoscott
10-31-2008, 09:03 AM
Big Ben - Dances with Wolves

RussBII
10-31-2008, 09:06 AM
Big Ben: ScramblesForLife
Casey Hampton: HeWhoDestroysBuffet
Aaron Smith Chief BigHeart
James Farrior: SteadyGrayWarrior
Hartwig: HeWhoReplacesShamefulFrontOfficeMistake

MeetJoeGreene
10-31-2008, 09:07 AM
Is Folding Chair considered and Indian name? If so, which of our O-Line should get that name?

MeetJoeGreene
10-31-2008, 09:13 AM
Sacks-a-lot Lamarr Woodley

Raging Blizter - James Harrison

ghettoscott
10-31-2008, 09:17 AM
Arians - Heap Big Jackass

rpmpit
10-31-2008, 09:21 AM
Willie Parker - Wounded Knee

Ben - Holds Rock for Too Many Moons

Big Snack - Tonto

MeetJoeGreene
10-31-2008, 09:23 AM
Willie Parker - Wounded Knee

Ben - Holds Rock for Too Many Moons

Big Snack - Tonto

I get it "TON"-to???

ghettoscott
10-31-2008, 09:26 AM
Willie Parker - Wounded Knee
Ben - Holds Rock for Too Many Moons



:Clap :Clap

rpmpit
10-31-2008, 09:26 AM
Willie Parker - Wounded Knee

Ben - Holds Rock for Too Many Moons

Big Snack - Tonto

I get it "TON"-to???

Got it!! :lol: :lol:

rpmpit
10-31-2008, 09:34 AM
Santonio - Highawatha

Cedrick Wilson - Punches Squaws

Cowher - Chief Jay Strong Jaw

RuthlessBurgher
10-31-2008, 09:36 AM
Ike Taylor: HandsLikeFeet

Heath Miller: ShouldCatchMore

Byron Leftwich: ThrowsTooHard

Hines Ward: BountyHunter

Lawrence Timmons: Chief NotABust

Jeff Reed: PsychoNoFreeze

Casey Hampton: MuktukFeast (Muktuk is whale blubber in Inuit/Eskimo)

Najeh Davenport: Squanto's younger brother, Squatto

AngryAsian
10-31-2008, 10:01 AM
Big Ben: ScramblesForLife
Casey Hampton: HeWhoDestroysBuffet
Aaron Smith Chief BigHeart
James Farrior: SteadyGrayWarrior
Hartwig: HeWhoReplacesShamefulFrontOfficeMistake


ROFLMAO!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

MeetJoeGreene
10-31-2008, 10:16 AM
Walking Twig - Dallas Baker
Useless Giant - Max Starks

He who was hired only because of Rooney Rule - Mike Tomlin (I submitted that on behalf of lasvegasguy)

RuthlessBurgher
10-31-2008, 10:17 AM
Walking Twig - Dallas Baker
Useless Giant - Max Starks

He who was hired only because of Rooney Rule - Mike Tomlin (I submitted that on behalf of lasvegasguy)

I thought OverpaidJanitor was the accepted term. :HeadBanger :Hater

Ghost
10-31-2008, 10:19 AM
Jeff Reed Dances with Shirt Off (or Kicking Bird)
Tyrone Carter Slow foot
Willie Colon Holder of Men
Limas Sweed Timid Stork
James Harrison Stands with a Fist
Heath Miller Big Horn Little Catch
Bruce Arians Confusedahontas

Discipline of Steel
10-31-2008, 10:36 AM
Historical Steelers:

Lynn Swann: Dances with Cowboys
Chuck Knoll: Chief NoNonsense
Jamain Stephens: Steaming Heap Man
Merrill Hoge: Pale Runner
Ernie Holmes: Mohawk
Rocky Bleier: Runs with One Leg
Rod Woodson: Deer Catcher
Hines Ward: Grinning Fox
Casey Hampton: Chief Copasquatakus
Mel Blount: Winged Tomohawk
Steve Courson: Strong Medicine Man
Niel O'Donnell: Secret Enemy Warrior
Greg Lloyd: Silent Stormbringer
Kordell Stewart: Slashing Buffalo
Terry Bradshaw: Scalped White Man
Jack Lambert: The Spirit Warrior
Art Rooney Sr: The Great Spirit

Jigawatts
10-31-2008, 10:38 AM
Anthony Smith - ****for brains

Sanantonio Holmes - Chief puff puff pass

costanza2k1
10-31-2008, 10:47 AM
Colon: SwingingGate

MeetJoeGreene
10-31-2008, 10:49 AM
Historical Steelers:

Lynn Swann: Dances with Cowboys
Chuck Knoll: Chief NoNonsense
Jamain Stephens: Steaming Heap Man
Merrill Hoge: Pale Runner
Ernie Holmes: Mohawk
Rocky Bleier: Runs with One Leg
Rod Woodson: Deer Catcher
Hines Ward: Grinning Fox
Casey Hampton: Chief Copasquatakus
Mel Blount: Winged Tomohawk
Steve Courson: Strong Medicine Man
Niel O'Donnell: Secret Enemy Warrior
Greg Lloyd: Silent Stormbringer
Kordell Stewart: Slashing Buffalo
Terry Bradshaw: Scalped White Man
Jack Lambert: The Spirit Warrior
Art Rooney Sr: The Great Spirit

Nice list. Of course Kordell's could also be Weeping Buffalo.

Or Slashing Packer.
:wft

NC Steeler Fan
10-31-2008, 12:01 PM
Hines Ward = Grinning Fox was a good one and was what I was
thinking too.

Here's mine:

Jeff Reed = FliesStraightLikeArrow
Greg Warren = AttachedToHipOfFliesStraightLikeArrow
Ben Roesthlisberger = HeWhoSeesGrassCloseUp
Larry Foote = HeWhoGetsSoNervous
James Farrior = LinebackerGoneWild
Heath Miller = ThrowToTallWhiteBoy
James Harrioson = HeWhoIsCalledWhateverHeWantsToBeCalled
Casey Hamptom = HeWhoMakesGroundShake
Troy Polamalu = HairLikeWings
Willie Parker = LittleFastOne

...that was fun!

SteelerNation1
10-31-2008, 01:13 PM
What a great thread idea...how appropriate for this week.

I'll add:

Marvel Smith- Sacaja-weakback
Coach Tomlin- Chief Thestandardofexpectationwillnotchange

Iron Shiek
10-31-2008, 01:14 PM
Colon = Chief Holding#74Offense10yardpenaltyrepeatfirstdown

:loser

AngryAsian
10-31-2008, 02:16 PM
Okay more...

Pittsburgh Players:

Bruce Arians- HeadUpRectum
Anthony Smith- SmackTalkWeak
Casey Hampton- GetInMyBelly
Lamarr Woodley- ProBowlBeast
Ike Taylor- HandsOfStone
Ben Roethlisberger- PlantedOften
Santonio Holmes- UpInSmoke
Hines Ward- FukksYouUp
Mewelde Moore- MustBeStarter
Jeff Reed- ShowsOffJunk
Heath Miller- SeldomUsed
Larry Zierlein- MustBeFired


Planet Posters:

MeetJoeGreene- DangerousWithPhoto
Jigawatt- SmartAzzComic
RuthlessBurgher- BugsYouWithTrade
Eniparaxdogma- MustFindNewName
BlackNBlue80s- PunkOfBoard
FlaSteel- SilverTonguedDevil
Costanza2k1- MVP
motter1975- BrideZilla
Oveido- VoiceOfReason
SteelerNation1- HeinzFieldFixture
rpmpit- CanBeatYouUp
ShawnMedGuy- MissingInAction
stlrz d- FunnyAsShiit
asiansteel- DoneForNow :lol:

NC Steeler Fan
10-31-2008, 02:40 PM
AsianSteel = ForgetsOnlyOtherChickOnPlanetSteelers

:P

rpmpit
10-31-2008, 02:45 PM
Okay more...

Pittsburgh Players:

Bruce Arians- HeadUpRectum
Anthony Smith- SmackTalkWeak
Casey Hampton- GetInMyBelly
Lamarr Woodley- ProBowlBeast
Ike Taylor- HandsOfStone
Ben Roethlisberger- PlantedOften
Santonio Holmes- UpInSmoke
Hines Ward- FukksYouUp
Mewelde Moore- MustBeStarter
Jeff Reed- ShowsOffJunk
Heath Miller- SeldomUsed
Larry Zierlein- MustBeFired


Planet Posters:

MeetJoeGreene- DangerousWithPhoto
Jigawatt- SmartAzzComic
RuthlessBurgher- BugsYouWithTrade
Eniparaxdogma- MustFindNewName
BlackNBlue80s- PunkOfBoard
FlaSteel- SilverTonguedDevil
Costanza2k1- MVP
motter1975- BrideZilla
Oveido- VoiceOfReason
SteelerNation1- HeinzFieldFixture
rpmpit- CanBeatYouUp
ShawnMedGuy- MissingInAction
stlrz d- FunnyAsShiit
asiansteel- DoneForNow :lol:

I had a feeling someone would do the planet posters next. Nice work!!! :lol:

AngryAsian
10-31-2008, 02:51 PM
NC Steeler Fan- LadyOfLatrobe


Sorry, for the oversight. :lol:

Jigawatts
10-31-2008, 03:17 PM
Planet Posters:

MeetJoeGreene- DangerousWithPhoto
Jigawatt- SmartAzzComic
RuthlessBurgher- BugsYouWithTrade
Eniparaxdogma- MustFindNewName
BlackNBlue80s- PunkOfBoard
FlaSteel- SilverTonguedDevil
Costanza2k1- MVP
motter1975- BrideZilla
Oveido- VoiceOfReason
SteelerNation1- HeinzFieldFixture
rpmpit- CanBeatYouUp
ShawnMedGuy- MissingInAction
stlrz d- FunnyAsShiit
asiansteel- DoneForNow :lol:

Oh we're going to play this game now. :twisted:

AS - Slant eye yellow bottom
Armpit - Bearded beefcake
MJG - Snickerdoodle
GhettoScott - Downwith opp
Chadman - Jumps with roos
Shiek - Iron butterfly
NC Steeler - Little chicken wing
SN1 - Gazette pretty boy
Eni - Runs like dogma
FlaSteel - Sand in pants
Ruthless - Sits in clouds
Ghost - Casper van dam
Costanza - Cantstandya
Disipline of Steel - Master of domain
LVG - Chief motorboat'n sonofabitch
Pap - Dances with himself
Fordfixer - Little grease monkey

MeetJoeGreene
10-31-2008, 03:48 PM
SN1 =Chief Yells-a-lot.

Oviedo = Roams with Chickens. (very obscure)

AsianSteel -- Gayronimo.

Jigawatts == Gayonimo's squaw.

NC Steeler Fan == Squawking Hen

MJG == He who likes boobs smiley.

armpit == Big Red Bull

Jigawatts
10-31-2008, 03:57 PM
Jigawatts == Gayonimo's squaw.


:wft Snickerdoodle. :Hater :moon


Ozey - Swings copes towel

Strz d - Mingles with cheeseheads

Iron Shiek
10-31-2008, 04:45 PM
Jigawatts - FutureSeeker
AS - FrighteningAvatar
MeetJoeGreen - DancingWith :Boobs


Zierlein - PornForwarder
Arians - DeadManWalking

RussBII
10-31-2008, 05:14 PM
Chadman: He Who Does Not Say I

papillon
10-31-2008, 09:34 PM
Planet Posters:

MeetJoeGreene- DangerousWithPhoto
Jigawatt- SmartAzzComic
RuthlessBurgher- BugsYouWithTrade
Eniparaxdogma- MustFindNewName
BlackNBlue80s- PunkOfBoard
FlaSteel- SilverTonguedDevil
Costanza2k1- MVP
motter1975- BrideZilla
Oveido- VoiceOfReason
SteelerNation1- HeinzFieldFixture
rpmpit- CanBeatYouUp
ShawnMedGuy- MissingInAction
stlrz d- FunnyAsShiit
asiansteel- DoneForNow :lol:

Oh we're going to play this game now. :twisted:

AS - Slant eye yellow bottom
Armpit - Bearded beefcake
MJG - Snickerdoodle
GhettoScott - Downwith opp
Chadman - Jumps with roos
Shiek - Iron butterfly
NC Steeler - Little chicken wing
SN1 - Gazette pretty boy
Eni - Runs like dogma
FlaSteel - Sand in pants
Ruthless - Sits in clouds
Ghost - Casper van dam
Costanza - Cantstandya
Disipline of Steel - Master of domain
LVG - Chief motorboat'n sonofabitch
Pap - Dances with himself :wft
Fordfixer - Little grease monkey

Pappy

buckeyehoppy
11-01-2008, 01:19 PM
AS: Big Chief Slanty Eye
SNI: Chief Screaming Fan
RB: Chief Long Road Trip
MJG: Chief Joking Guy

Tomlin: Chief Cliche
Hines: Chief Bustajaw
Heath: Chief Lone Catch
BA: Chief Failing Game Plan

buckeyehoppy
11-01-2008, 01:54 PM
A few add-ons:

MaxSucks: Chief Load In Pants
Skippy: Chief Proud Foot
Sliverback: Chief Sackalot
Snacky: Chief Solar Eclipse
Myron Cope: Chief Terrible Towel
Sanantonio: Chief Smokeahookah

ramblinjim
11-01-2008, 07:09 PM
Willie Parker - runslikewind
Ben Rothlisberger - onewhohandlesmuchabuse
James Harrison - throwerhunter
Lamar Woodley - youngthrowerhunter
James Farrior - agelesswarrior
Aaron Smith - mayspiritsbewithyoungsun
Troy Polamalu - newfatherlonghair
Ike Taylor - strongcoverer


RamblinJim - daylatedollarshort

Mel Blount's G
11-01-2008, 07:54 PM
Duce Staley - Sweatsuited Sideline Stalker

MeetJoeGreene
11-02-2008, 12:50 PM
Since we are moving to former steelers:


Joey Porter: He Who Rides.

birtikidis
11-02-2008, 06:31 PM
Ben- Iron Warrior
willie - wounded knee
troy - quiet devil
ike - yapping dog (he talks the most in the secondary)
hines- wolf heart
big snack - fat bear
skippy - little big hair

Jooser
11-02-2008, 10:14 PM
Awsome thread, here we go:

Santonio = Hewhowalksinpurplehaze
Ben = Chiefballstuckinhands
Willie = LittleBraveseesnohole
Snack = Bigteepeeofglutton
Hines = Chiefcrackbackforjack
Woodley = Bigbravemeetmeattheshed
Silverback = Chiefyograndmafeltthatone
Troy = Talksoftlyandkilleveryone
Ike = Littlebravecouldn'tcatchcold
Berger = Chiefhamstringfukkinhurts


This is tough, yinz took em all! :lol:

Ozey74
11-03-2008, 12:26 AM
Big Ben= On back alot
Bettis= Fat for running back
Hampton= Lazy in offseason
Polamalu= Unaware of barber
Anthony Smith= Not many brains
Nate Washington= Drop at point blank range
Hines Ward= $hit eatin' grin

kennyes
11-03-2008, 03:26 AM
Santonio Holmes: Posewith Dongtoknees..

RussBII
11-03-2008, 11:06 AM
Santonio Holmes: Posewith Dongtoknees..


Bwahahahahah....

SteelTorch
11-03-2008, 03:21 PM
Kendall Simmons: Cantblockshat

Willie Colon: Cantblockshatneither

:D

SteelerOfDeVille
11-03-2008, 06:55 PM
Zeroeue - Running OopsIFell
Ben - Smashing face
Bettis - Squashing Bear (See Urlacher)
Tim Lester - he who leads Bus
Parker - he who follows Bus
Zo - he who IS bust
Kordell - he who WANTS bust
Leftwich - he who HAS bust
Najeh - schitting bull
Cowher - spitting bull
Jamain Stephens - quitting bull
Ray Lewis - SLITTING bull
Holmes - he smokem peace pipe
Marvel - broke in peice back

Marino - he who lickey stickey fingers

RuthlessBurgher
11-03-2008, 08:14 PM
Najeh - schitting bull
Cowher - spitting bull
Jamain Stephens - quitting bull
Ray Lewis - SLITTING bull

:Clap :lol:

SteelerOfDeVille
11-04-2008, 01:23 PM
Najeh - schitting bull
Cowher - spitting bull
Jamain Stephens - quitting bull
Ray Lewis - SLITTING bull

:Clap :lol:
that was the whole reason i posted, actually... with those 4 i actually made MYSELF laugh.

RuthlessBurgher
11-04-2008, 01:41 PM
Najeh - schitting bull
Cowher - spitting bull
Jamain Stephens - quitting bull
Ray Lewis - SLITTING bull

:Clap :lol:
that was the whole reason i posted, actually... with those 4 i actually made MYSELF laugh.

That's always an accomplishment when you crack yourself up. I was laughing at myself when I was making the Lady and the Tramp photoshop featuring Jiga & SN1. You just kind of hope your significant other does not wander in at that moment to see you laughing about something that stupid that you yourself made, because there is no way that you could explain it to her without her thinking that you are a complete moron in her eyes.

MeetJoeGreene
11-04-2008, 02:23 PM
Najeh - schitting bull
Cowher - spitting bull
Jamain Stephens - quitting bull
Ray Lewis - SLITTING bull

:Clap :lol:
that was the whole reason i posted, actually... with those 4 i actually made MYSELF laugh.

Yeah. Those are good. I reqlly like spitting and quitting.

I almost did an Amos one. ASomething like "He who trips on hashmarks"

Mel Blount's G
11-04-2008, 02:35 PM
Kreider - Smasher of Linebacker
Harrison - Destroyer of Skirt Wearer
Hines - Slayer of Enemy

Iron Shiek
11-04-2008, 02:36 PM
Hines = Jawbreaker.