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Jigawatts
10-28-2008, 02:22 PM
I'll get it started.

Ethan Albright

http://www.thesportstruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/albright_ethan.jpg


Pete & Pete

http://www.woodburningmusic.com/internal/pete_and_pete.jpg

Jigawatts
10-28-2008, 02:26 PM
Jason Campbell

http://www.foxnews.com/images/325741/1_62_112207_JasonCampbell.jpg

Dead Meat

http://xf3.xanga.com/557d17324523390344751/z62689174.bmp

Jigawatts
10-28-2008, 02:32 PM
Mike Green

http://www.irrelevantweek.com/images/mgreen.jpg

Batboy

http://lanceballance.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/batboy.jpg

ghettoscott
10-28-2008, 03:03 PM
Pete & Pete


who the frick are Pete and Pete? :?:

Stephon Heyer

http://images.sportsline.com/images/football/nfl/players/60x80/1233770.jpg

Whoopi

http://www.achievement.org/achievers/gol0/large/gol0-024.jpg

Jigawatts
10-28-2008, 03:08 PM
Pete & Pete


who the frick are Pete and Pete? :?:

A stupid television show that ran on Nickelodeon in the mid 90's.

Iron Shiek
10-28-2008, 03:09 PM
I'll get it started.

Ethan Albright

http://www.thesportstruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/albright_ethan.jpg



Sorry to hijack the look a like thread, but when I saw Ethan Albright, this is all I thought of. Freakin hilarious. Enjoy:


This is one of the funniest (and a bit vulgar) things Iíve read in a long time:

To: John Madden
CC: Electronic Arts Sports
From: Ethan Albright
Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden Ď07

Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so Iíll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is f*cking b*ll**** and you should kiss my mother-f*cking a*s. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his a*s on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.

You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a f*cking 12. I rate you a f*cking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-everÖ except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery a*s a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-d*ck. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom.

Itís also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly s*it and pi*s myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. F*ck, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod ďHe Hate MeĒ Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your a*s. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of s*it teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?


I guess I just canít fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. F*ck, man, there are some s*itty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.

I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I donít crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, heíd look just like Jabba the Hut.

John, you are such a f*cking d*ck. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a f*cking zero? So you feel that I shouldnít even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldnít even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my f*cking face. F*ck that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.

Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). F*ck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Letís see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While Iím at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.

I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my a*s. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but Iím a f*cking lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pu*sy-a*s f*ckwad that canít fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.

F*ck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you f*ck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.

Rot in He!l,

Ethan Albright

ghettoscott
10-28-2008, 03:11 PM
Good memory Jigga, that must have been during my San-toke-io years, do not recall that show at all. 'You cant do that on Television' and 'Danger Mouse' is all i remember from Nick.

Jigawatts
10-28-2008, 03:23 PM
Good memory Jigga, that must have been during my San-toke-io years, do not recall that show at all. 'You cant do that on Television' and 'Danger Mouse' is all i remember from Nick.

You Can't Do That on Television was awesome. Probably the first show I liked that my
mom found absolutely disgusting.

Thanks for sparking some Danger Mouse memories. All existence of that show has been
wiped from my memory until now. I'm going to have to watch some youtube. :D

Iron Shiek
10-28-2008, 03:24 PM
Good memory Jigga, that must have been during my San-toke-io years, do not recall that show at all. 'You cant do that on Television' and 'Danger Mouse' is all i remember from Nick.

You Can't Do That on Television was awesome. Probably the first show I liked that my
mom found absolutely disgusting.

Thanks for sparking some Danger Mouse memories. All existence of that show has been
wiped from my memory until now. I'm going to have to watch some youtube. :D


Double Dare anyone?

http://www.buzznetworker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/doubledare.jpg

motter1975
10-28-2008, 03:28 PM
I'll get it started.





Sorry to hijack the look a like thread, but when I saw Ethan Albright, this is all I thought of. Freakin hilarious. Enjoy:


This is one of the funniest (and a bit vulgar) things Iíve read in a long time:

To: John Madden
CC: Electronic Arts Sports
From: Ethan Albright
Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden Ď07

Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so Iíll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is f*cking b*ll**** and you should kiss my mother-f*cking a*s. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his a*s on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.

You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a f*cking 12. I rate you a f*cking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-everÖ except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery a*s a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-d*ck. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom.

Itís also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly s*it and pi*s myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. F*ck, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod ďHe Hate MeĒ Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your a*s. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of s*it teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?


I guess I just canít fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. F*ck, man, there are some s*itty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.

I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I donít crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, heíd look just like Jabba the Hut.

John, you are such a f*cking d*ck. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a f*cking zero? So you feel that I shouldnít even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldnít even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my f*cking face. F*ck that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.

Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). F*ck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Letís see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While Iím at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.

I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my a*s. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but Iím a f*cking lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pu*sy-a*s f*ckwad that canít fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.

F*ck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you f*ck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.

Rot in He!l,

Ethan Albright


OMG, I was dying when I read this!!! Thanks for posting...I needed the laugh today!

Jigawatts
10-28-2008, 03:30 PM
Good memory Jigga, that must have been during my San-toke-io years, do not recall that show at all. 'You cant do that on Television' and 'Danger Mouse' is all i remember from Nick.

You Can't Do That on Television was awesome. Probably the first show I liked that my
mom found absolutely disgusting.

Thanks for sparking some Danger Mouse memories. All existence of that show has been
wiped from my memory until now. I'm going to have to watch some youtube. :D


Double Dare anyone?

http://www.buzznetworker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/doubledare.jpg

Always wanted to be on that and Wild and Crazy Kids.

ghettoscott
10-28-2008, 03:41 PM
Thanks for sparking some Danger Mouse memories. All existence of that show has been wiped from my memory until now. I'm going to have to watch some youtube. :D

We have season 1 & 2 on DVD & my son freaks out when he hears his name on the show.

Baron Silas Greenback

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2254/2312630292_2b385e6eeb_o.jpg

....son's names is Silas by the way, not Baron or Greenback. :)

ghettoscott
10-28-2008, 03:48 PM
Chad Rinehart

http://images.sportsline.com/images/football/nfl/players/60x80/1615599.jpg

Grossberger from Stir Crazy

http://blogs.citypages.com/amadzine/quiz182.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
10-28-2008, 03:49 PM
Good memory Jigga, that must have been during my San-toke-io years, do not recall that show at all. 'You cant do that on Television' and 'Danger Mouse' is all i remember from Nick.

I think it is great that Alanis Morissette was on "You Can't Do That On Television" as a kid.

http://teensytiger.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/18/038.jpg

http://www.ycdt.net/wlpg/yalani01.htm

Jigawatts
10-28-2008, 04:43 PM
Good memory Jigga, that must have been during my San-toke-io years, do not recall that show at all. 'You cant do that on Television' and 'Danger Mouse' is all i remember from Nick.

I think it is great that Alanis Morissette was on "You Can't Do That On Television" as a kid.

http://teensytiger.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/18/038.jpg

http://www.ycdt.net/wlpg/yalani01.htm

I remember seeing that on one of the I Love the 80's shows on VH1. It's funny how some
stars begin their careers. Maybe one day, 10 years from now, when you're watching I
Love 2008, there'll be a piece about a young Jigawatts, and how he was "discovered"
on a Pittsburgh Steelers message board.

I don't know what my talent is yet, but judging by Flasteel's photoshop entry, it can't
be anything good. :oops: :oops: :lol:

Ozey74
10-28-2008, 05:09 PM
Jason Campbell

http://images.ballhype.com/uploads/photos_large/2008/06/10/JasonCampbell.jpg

80's 1 Hit Wonder singer, Rockwell

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/cabbeygo/Rockwell-somebodyswatchingme-1984.jpg

Iron Shiek
10-29-2008, 12:30 PM
Chris Samuels OL

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/65/2134.jpg

Rodney Peete, former NFL QB

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:DxJ73ogZIOjdLM:http://farm1.static.flickr.com/109/317177352_b5f45ee656.jpg%3Fv%3D0

Casey Rabach, OL

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/65/2641.jpg

Jared Allen, DE Vikings

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/65/5651.jpg


LB Alfred Fincher

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/65/8496.jpg

I don't have a look a like...he just looks funny (No, I didn't photoshop this)

So does P Ryan Plackemeier...

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/65/9825.jpg

ramblinjim
10-30-2008, 05:46 PM
I'll get it started.

Ethan Albright

http://www.thesportstruth.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/albright_ethan.jpg



Sorry to hijack the look a like thread, but when I saw Ethan Albright, this is all I thought of. Freakin hilarious. Enjoy:


This is one of the funniest (and a bit vulgar) things Iíve read in a long time:

To: John Madden
CC: Electronic Arts Sports
From: Ethan Albright
Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden Ď07

Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so Iíll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is f*cking b*ll**** and you should kiss my mother-f*cking a*s. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his a*s on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.

You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a f*cking 12. I rate you a f*cking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-everÖ except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery a*s a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-d*ck. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom.

Itís also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly s*it and pi*s myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. F*ck, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod ďHe Hate MeĒ Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your a*s. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of s*it teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?


I guess I just canít fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. F*ck, man, there are some s*itty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.

I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I donít crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, heíd look just like Jabba the Hut.

John, you are such a f*cking d*ck. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a f*cking zero? So you feel that I shouldnít even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldnít even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my f*cking face. F*ck that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.

Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). F*ck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Letís see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While Iím at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.

I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my a*s. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but Iím a f*cking lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pu*sy-a*s f*ckwad that canít fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.

F*ck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you f*ck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.

Rot in He!l,

Ethan Albright



Sheik, people staring at me on the bus last night I was laughing so hard while reading this.

Jigawatts
10-30-2008, 08:42 PM
LB Alfred Fincher

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/65/8496.jpg

I don't have a look a like...he just looks funny (No, I didn't photoshop this)

I couldn't figure this one out either. We'll just say he resembles a man with his head
in a vice grip. :lol:

RuthlessBurgher
10-30-2008, 09:07 PM
LB Alfred Fincher

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/65/8496.jpg

I don't have a look a like...he just looks funny (No, I didn't photoshop this)

I couldn't figure this one out either. We'll just say he resembles a man with his head
in a vice grip. :lol:

How about...?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/Spongebob-squarepants.png

Sleeping with a vice grip on our head is one way to give yourself a Spongebob shaped head.

Iron Shiek
10-31-2008, 08:19 AM
LB Alfred Fincher

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/headshots/nfl/players/65/8496.jpg

I don't have a look a like...he just looks funny (No, I didn't photoshop this)

I couldn't figure this one out either. We'll just say he resembles a man with his head
in a vice grip. :lol:

My thoughts exactly....

http://images.inmagine.com/img/designpics/dpic019/dp1774971.jpg

rpmpit
10-31-2008, 08:37 AM
Good memory Jigga, that must have been during my San-toke-io years, do not recall that show at all. 'You cant do that on Television' and 'Danger Mouse' is all i remember from Nick.

You Can't Do That on Television was awesome. Probably the first show I liked that my
mom found absolutely disgusting.

Thanks for sparking some Danger Mouse memories. All existence of that show has been
wiped from my memory until now. I'm going to have to watch some youtube. :D


Double Dare anyone?

http://www.buzznetworker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/doubledare.jpg

Always wanted to be on that and Wild and Crazy Kids.

Loved Double Dare. Interesting thing I heard about the host, Marc Summers, was that the guy had ocd and all the slimy crap really got to him. Man, that must have been rough on him.

http://www.viryours.com/ms/marc0004.gif

Ozey74
11-01-2008, 07:53 PM
Good memory Jigga, that must have been during my San-toke-io years, do not recall that show at all. 'You cant do that on Television' and 'Danger Mouse' is all i remember from Nick.

You Can't Do That on Television was awesome. Probably the first show I liked that my
mom found absolutely disgusting.

Thanks for sparking some Danger Mouse memories. All existence of that show has been
wiped from my memory until now. I'm going to have to watch some youtube. :D


Double Dare anyone?

http://www.buzznetworker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/doubledare.jpg

Always wanted to be on that and Wild and Crazy Kids.

Loved Double Dare. Interesting thing I heard about the host, Marc Summers, was that the guy had ocd and all the slimy crap really got to him. Man, that must have been rough on him.

http://www.viryours.com/ms/marc0004.gif


I never knew this!! Howie Mandel has OCD also.

RuthlessBurgher
11-01-2008, 08:19 PM
I never knew this!! Howie Mandel has OCD also.

Word on the street is that he does not like shaking hands with Deal or No Deal contestants unless he's wearing a rubber glove:

http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Howie_Mandel_with_glove_over_head.jpg

:lol:

Ozey74
11-01-2008, 08:29 PM
Ironically, this ex-Redskin sort of looks like the 80's version of Howie Mandel


http://www.kusports.com/football/nfl/mugs/riggins.jpg

John Riggins



http://www.rubinville.com/dailydave/uploaded_images/howie-793103.jpg

Howie Mandel from 20 years ago.

Ozey74
11-01-2008, 08:44 PM
Demetric Evans


http://www.dmbsports.net/images/evans_head.jpg

The mom from "Good Times"

http://www.wfmu.org/365/2003/images/024.jpg

RuthlessBurgher
11-01-2008, 11:23 PM
Well, as long as we are doing past Skins as well...(even though this may be in poor taste, but at least Theismann won't be in the MNF booth announcing this game, or else I would be rooting for Tirico to take out his leg in the booth)

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/images/thumb/9/96/TheismannLeg.jpg/180px-TheismannLeg.jpg

http://ak.webfetti.com/assets/3dani/1/193.gif