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Djfan
10-10-2008, 01:30 PM
You hear them all after a while. Here goes:

Three football fans--a Steelers fan, Browns fan and
Bengals fan--were out for a ride when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.

They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk.

Out of respect and propriety, the Steelers fan took off his cap
and placed it over her right breast.

The Bengals fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.

Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Browns
fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he
conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Steelers cap,
replaced it, and wrote down some notes.

Next, he lifted the Bengals cap, replaced it, and wrote down
some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Browns cap, replaced it, then
lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and
replaced it one last time.

The Browns fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, 'What
are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and
looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when
I look under a Browns hat, I find an as*****!."

costanza2k1
10-10-2008, 04:53 PM
haha! Good one, I'll have to pass this on.