View Full Version : Rattirds week:, I believe it's HAIKU TIME

Mel Blount's G
09-23-2008, 01:35 AM
To alleviate some of the pain, angst, frustration and overall negative vibes we're all dealing with regarding the Phithy game, let's have some poetic fun at the turdbirds expense

Topics may include this week: The gayvens, ratbirds, stainbirds, felons, etc...

Felons are coming
Thugs, dealers, murders all
Unbeaten to fall

09-23-2008, 02:01 AM
His Teammates Get Pumped
When Ray Does His Stupid Dance
But The Ravens Lose

Harbaugh's Brother Jim
Hail Mary Almost Beat Us
John Won't Come That Close

Bart Scott Gets Earholed
Ed Reed Gets Knocked The @#$% Out
Watch Out For Hines Ward

HBO's "Wire"
True Story Adapted From
Their Ravens' "Hard Knocks"

Joe Flacco's Eyebrow(s)
Lead(s) The League In Quarterback
Unibrow Rating

They Moved From Cleveland
Crap Followed to Baltimore
Still The Purple Browns

Ravens Won Last Game
Quoth The Steelers, "Nevermore!"
Not Backups This Time

Mel Blount's G
09-23-2008, 02:05 AM
Damn ruthless, save some for the rest of us!!

Oh, and my main man Mel tells it like it is :Steel

stlrz d
09-23-2008, 07:37 AM
I hate the Ravens
I hate their fans just as much
The two are caw caw

Discipline of Steel
09-23-2008, 08:35 AM
Ray Ray join the club,
TO, Irvin, Meion,
Too stupid for words.

09-23-2008, 08:47 AM
Flacco’s a rookie
Pittsburgh is not Delaware
Blitz him every down

Ray is old and spent
Credit for phantom tackles
Fans have STD’s

09-23-2008, 09:46 AM
HBO's The Wire
The only good thing in town
Burn the whole place down

Bart Scott, big moron
Will your immaturity
Cost the team a game?

Ray's over the hill
Social Security Checks?
Are they sent to jails?

Boller, Flacco, Smith
it doesn't matter who plays
Harrison's coming

09-23-2008, 08:36 PM
Ray should be in jail
and wants to kiss Chad Johnson
The Ravens suck balls


09-23-2008, 09:51 PM
Please O Line Please Please
Please Please Please Please Please Please Please
Protect the Q B

Mel Blount's G
09-23-2008, 11:45 PM
They once were the stains
Same sh!t but different pile
Always smells the same

09-24-2008, 10:16 AM
Please O Line Please Please
Please Please Please Please Please Please Please
Protect the Q B

Bwahaha, this is the winner hands down.