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SteelerOfDeVille
05-19-2008, 06:14 PM
is so ugly that her tears go upwards to get away from her face!

(that's trash talk, too, right?)

costanza2k1
05-19-2008, 07:06 PM
Sure is trash talk:

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

SteelerOfDeVille
05-20-2008, 12:58 AM
Yo momma has so much hair in her armpits, she looks like she has Troy Polamalu in he headlock.

(had to make it Steelers related).

costanza2k1
05-20-2008, 01:53 AM
hehe good one,

Yo momma so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Shawn
05-20-2008, 01:45 PM
HAHA Yo momma so fat...it looks like she ate a bunch of twinkies.

:?

I kinda suck at this.

:|

:lol:

stlrz d
05-20-2008, 02:42 PM
Yo mama's so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers!

costanza2k1
05-20-2008, 04:02 PM
Yo mama's so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers!

Good one...I'm running out of websites to steel yo mama jokes :lol:

Steeler Mafia
05-20-2008, 04:31 PM
Yo mama is so stupid. I caught her putting lipstick on her forehead. I asked her what she was doing and she said, "Making up her mind."

(my personal favorite)
Yo mama is so stupid. I told her that it was chilly outside. She came out with a bowl.

J_C_Steel
05-20-2008, 07:07 PM
Yo mama so fat her belt size is "equator."

Yo mama's house is so poor that I put a key in her front door and stabbed three people in the hallway.

:mrgreen:

stlrz d
05-20-2008, 08:16 PM
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!

eniparadoxgma
05-20-2008, 11:01 PM
Yo mama's so fat her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

...so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck...

...so fat she still has whalers looking for her off the coast of Japan...

...so fat her blood type is "Rocky Road"...

...she broke her leg and gravy came out...

...I'm sure I got more...

Shawn
05-20-2008, 11:09 PM
Yo momma is so stupid she failed High School.

:x

:|

Give me a break...I'm getting better.

SteelerOfDeVille
05-21-2008, 01:35 AM
Yo momma so old, when i pinched her cheek and let go, her skin stayed twisted

Yo momma got 3 legs and swears she's a triathelete

stlrz d
05-21-2008, 07:00 AM
Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!

LasVegasGuy
05-21-2008, 04:11 PM
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

LasVegasGuy
05-21-2008, 04:12 PM
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

stlrz d
05-21-2008, 07:34 PM
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love...and broke it!

Steely_J
05-22-2008, 12:17 AM
Yo mamma's so ugly... when she lays on the beach, cat's try to bury her. 8)

SteelerOfDeVille
05-23-2008, 01:06 AM
Yo mama so skinny she can hula hoop with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny, she turned on her shower and couldn't get wet.

Yo mama so ugly, hospitals pay her to stand outside and make people sick.

NKySteeler
05-23-2008, 01:35 AM
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

NKySteeler
05-23-2008, 01:37 AM
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

NKySteeler
05-23-2008, 01:39 AM
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

NKySteeler
05-23-2008, 01:43 AM
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets....... :lol:

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

NKySteeler
05-23-2008, 01:47 AM
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Les 74
05-23-2008, 08:03 AM
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMFAO!!!!!

papillon
05-23-2008, 10:54 AM
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

This is just wrong on many levels. :shock:

...Shakes head and walks away...

Pappy

Shawn
05-23-2008, 11:13 AM
:shock:

AngryAsian
05-24-2008, 09:28 AM
Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

Yo momma is so old, she used to babysit Yoda.

Yo momma is so harry, bigfoot take pictures of her.

Yo momma is so ugly, you could dip her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.

Yo momma is so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.

.... I have more coming.

Shawn
05-24-2008, 01:17 PM
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

This is just wrong on many levels. :shock:

...Shakes head and walks away...

Pappy

Even my wife...who lacks a sense of humor...laughed at that one. :D

NJ-STEELER
05-24-2008, 07:07 PM
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE USES THE DRIVEWAY AS AN IRONING BOARD

mshifko
06-05-2008, 07:03 PM
yo momma is so ugly, they renamed halloween "yomommaween"---haha great hockey commercial

Ozey74
06-05-2008, 08:21 PM
Yo momma's so fat, she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks......

Yo momma's cookin' is so bad, the dog licks itself after eating her cooking......

Yo momma's so old her social security number is 12......

Yo momma smells so bad, she uses dog poop on deodorant.....

NKySteeler
06-06-2008, 09:01 PM
yo momma is so ugly, they renamed halloween "yomommaween"---haha great hockey commercial

Yup!.... Yo mamma so ugly, she made an onion cry....... :wink:

Bmoreblitz
06-09-2008, 01:51 PM
Yo Mama so dumb..........................................




















































Shes a Steeler Fan!!!!

costanza2k1
06-09-2008, 03:46 PM
Yo Mama so dumb..........................................



Shes a Steeler Fan!!!!

That was funny...NOT. What the heck were you thinking posting that, post this on another forum and you would've gotten banned. She's a Steelers fan...weaksauce.

:moon

stlrz d
06-09-2008, 08:58 PM
I'm not a trash talker, but I can still tell good trash talk from bad trash talk.

I think it's safe to say Bmoreblitz just doesn't have it.

Bmoreblitz
06-09-2008, 10:55 PM
I'm not a trash talker,



You my friend are correct!!!

stlrz d
06-09-2008, 10:59 PM
I'm not a trash talker,



You my friend are correct!!!

Thanks for continuing to prove my point. :lol:

NKySteeler
06-10-2008, 12:10 AM
Yo Mama so dumb..........................................



Shes a Steeler Fan!!!!

That was funny...NOT. What the heck were you thinking posting that, post this on another forum and you would've gotten banned. She's a Steelers fan...weaksauce.

:moon

Ha Ha Ha!... :owned

Bmoreblitz
06-10-2008, 11:38 AM
[quote="stlrz d":1mlo98do]I'm not a trash talker,



You my friend are correct!!!

Thanks for continuing to prove my point. :lol:[/quote:1mlo98do]
Just stop trying.

RuthlessBurgher
06-10-2008, 02:30 PM
[quote="stlrz d":2xdo25sy]I'm not a trash talker,



You my friend are correct!!!

Thanks for continuing to prove my point. :lol:
Just stop trying.[/quote:2xdo25sy]

Why is championship pluralized in your sig? Should be singular when referring to the Ratbirds. Steeler defense wins championships.

papillon
07-02-2008, 11:56 PM
Yo momma is so stupid she failed High School.

:x

:|

Give me a break...I'm getting better.

Maybe I can help you with this one, "Yo momma is so stupid that the 3rd grade were he best 3 years of her life!"

How'd I do and I didn't go trolling for yo momma jokes. :Boobs

Pappy

Iron Shiek
07-04-2008, 01:16 AM
Yo momma so fat, she rolled over a dollar and 4 quarters were left behind.

DocHoliday
07-04-2008, 04:30 PM
Yo Mama so dumb..........................................
Shes a Steeler Fan!!!!Hey Bmore****s, yo Momma sooooo Big, when you took her down to Ocean city last summer, the tide wouldn't take her out. :shock:

Soooooooooooo Big, she the rope burns are still showing from the Macy's day parade.

Soooooooooooo Big, she has a tattoo on her a$$ that says -- Turn me over, its on the other side. :moon

:mrgreen: :Agree :moon

Shawn
07-05-2008, 01:00 AM
Yo Mama so dumb..........................................
Shes a Steeler Fan!!!!Hey Bmore****s, yo Momma sooooo Big, when you took her down to Ocean city last summer, the tide wouldn't take her out. :shock:

Soooooooooooo Big, she the rope burns are still showing from the Macy's day parade.

Soooooooooooo Big, she has a tattoo on her a$$ that says -- Turn me over, its on the other side. :moon

:mrgreen: :Agree :moon

Dayum...those were horrible.

Metamorphoses
03-13-2009, 01:38 PM
Yo Mamma

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9292/cid00b401c8784dc2ebfe40ib6.gif
:Beer Nuff Said!!

Steeler Mafia
03-24-2009, 03:44 PM
Your mama's lips are so big, chapstick had to make a spray.

Your mama is so stupid she tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.

Your mama is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Your mama is so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's!

Your mama's so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her gravitational pull!